Minette Marrin
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Long ago I gave up new year’s resolutions for myself. These days I make them for other people, especially for politicians. It is more satisfactory to watch them breaking the resolutions than to watch myself. This year I am going to make only one resolution for one person. It’s for Gordon Brown and it’s simple. If he can persuade himself to make it and to keep it, he will save himself an immense amount of money, time, work failure and blame. Brown’s new year’s resolution should be to do less. Much, much less.
His attitude should be like that of the drawing room exquisite who said that whenever he felt he should be taking exercise, he lay in a darkened room until the feeling went away. So with our hyperactive prime minister. Whenever he is tempted by an initiative or a pledge, he should immediately open a demanding book – such as one by Adam Smith, whom Brown rather oddly admires – and read furiously until the initiative evaporates.
Quite apart from ethical limits to what government should do, there are natural limits to what government can do well or do at all. Going beyond those limits, or failing to recognise them, will end in disaster, as Brown is finding. One of those many limits is what these days we call “resources”, meaning the wherewithal.
For years we have watched Brown and Tony Blair throwing money at health, education and child poverty, with little to show for it. We have put up with all this astonishingly mildly and are only now beginning to recognise the waste and bossy incompetence with which our money has been squandered.
An independent group that has been trying since 2004 to draw our attention to all this is the TaxPayers’ Alliance. Each year it produces a Bumper Book of Government Waste and next week it is publishing its third annual Non-Jobs Report. It is a protest against the prodigality of local authorities, but since their priorities are dictated by central government, the buck stops at No 10.
The survey paints in some detail the flurries of unnecessary activities that councils take on at government behest and their mounting cost to the taxpayer – all this despite the fact that Brown admitted three years ago that savings could be made by cutting non-essential public sector jobs.
That has been screamingly obvious for years. Whether you consider gender awareness outreach co-ordination work a job that is merely non-essential, or whether you consider it a disgraceful nonsense, we can all agree that it is not and should not be a priority, comparable to looking after the sick and the needy and the disabled, or indeed providing proper schools, hospitals, libraries and rubbish collection.
Yet these non-jobs proliferate, while old ladies lie neglected and unwashed and children in so-called care are moved on again and again, like Jo the crossing sweeper in Dickens’s Bleak House, from one unhappy place to another, while social workers sip caffe latte on trains to away days.
There appears to be no end in sight to the demand for comfortable, overpaid makework. Under Blair and Brown 800,000 new jobs have been created in the state sector. As is now notorious, advertisements for such nonjobs appear weekly in The Guardian’s Society section – a butt of humour to journalists for some years.
For 2007, according to the TaxPayers’ Alliance, the total cost of the jobs advertised there was nearly £500m. That is merely the cost of hiring these people and giving them generous pensions; it does not include the no doubt greater cost of all the wasteful initiatives they are employed to dream up and implement, intruding into everything that local authorities do.
One ought to point out that not all the jobs advertised in Guardian Society are self-evidently non-jobs and some are not obviously state-funded, although in the case of charities they will be so in practice, as charities become dependent on the state. A more authoritative survey would be a breakdown of what one large inner city council does, who does it and why.
Nonetheless, the TaxPayers’ Alliance report is a useful irritant to all those who ought to be trying to cut their coat according to their cloth, including Brown.
I have another document that is even more irritating and ought to galvanise the prime minister into inaction. It’s a 12-page document of minute and statutory instructions for teachers of foundation stage children from three to five. Put out by the Qualifications and Curriculum Authority and still extant, it contains no fewer than 107 goals for each tiny child, which must be ticked and perhaps commented upon every term. With a class of 25 that means nearly 2,700 individual goals to monitor and tick each year, along with written elaboration where necessary.
What, you may ask, are the important details that the diligent teacher must painstakingly report upon? Here are a few: “demonstrates fine motor control and co-ordination”; “expresses needs and feelings in an appropriate way”; “investigates places, objects, materials and living things by using all the senses as appropriate”; “knows that in English print is read from left to right and top to bottom”. You get the idea.
Even more absurd are “understands that people have different needs, views, cultures and beliefs that need to be treated with respect” and, best of all, “understands what is right, what is wrong and why”. All this for tiny children.
It is not only breathtakingly banal, stupid and subjective. It is also pointless, because it is insultingly unnecessary for good and good enough teachers and useless for bad teachers, quite apart from the colossal waste of their time and our money. It’s a perfect paradigm of what is wrong with Labour. Don’t do it, Gordon. You know it hasn’t worked and we can’t afford it anyway.
Drop all those finely honed instructions and plans, scrap those endless self-audits and life plans and bossy, bloated quangos. Imagine the energy – imagine the money – that you would release if you told government great and small to get off our backs. Less is better, a lot less. Resolve to do it, in this alarming looking new year, and you might become a great prime minister.

Minette Marrin is a journalist, broadcaster and fiction writer. She is a columnist for The Sunday Times, and has also written for The Sunday and Daily Telegraphs and The Spectator and The Asian Wall Street Journal. She regularly contributes to television and radio programmes
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Perhaps the title should have been. This way to a padded cell, Gordon.
Frank Leader, Bournemouth,
Why do you say "read all 9 comments". I have commented., but it was nor reported.
Didn,t say anything particularly rude. , Just said the piece was drivel, which the Times obviously thinks is unacceptable and must be disqualified..
james gallagher, larnaka, cyprus
Perhaps we should take a leaf out of recent Asian events. Gordon Brown, I am sure, would prove to be a safe pair of hands until Ewan comes of age. He has surely proved he lacks any real sense of vision and leaps from one PR disaster to another. His novitiate as leader in waiting cannot have taught him much! They say a US Presidents most important period is his first 100 days - transfer that to the UK and God can only help us!
Andrew Lewis, Caerdydd,
It isn't at all odd that Brown should admire Adam Smith. Smith was one of the greatest thinkers of the Scottish Enlightenment and was born in Kirkcaldy, Brown's home town. Thatcherite right wingers may have used Smith for their own purposes in the 80s, but that doesn't detract from his importance as a founder of economics.
Robert, Glasgow,
Yes, but for all that has been said, Gordon is still better than the Tory alternative. Smoothies are good to drink, but not to run the country.
keith , Ilford, Essex UK
What is overlooked is that most of these outlandish ideas are thought up by the consultants/specialists who are employed by our politians at the cost of hundred of million pounds to the tax payer. You can`t believe it!!!!.
John Starling, Purley, England
Nulabour is taking us into some state capitalist ,oppressive nightmare. We will all soon be criminals if we can 't prove otherwise (unless we are really dangerous criminals in which case we will be released into the community to commit more violent crime.) Dropping a cigarette but in the street -£70 spot fine! Bin overload -£100 fine.Safest place to be is on the cosy Government pay role! Children to learn the difference between right and wrong (which is ?)and why and chant it 1000 times a day -just as well as they will not be able to read.-but all will still get University places.! Education policy and objectives.'banal stupid and subjective' ? Never mind -new moralistic sex laws will soon criminalise all men who pay for sex with women but not men and not the women who sell it-this to end female prostitution -banal. stupid and subjective?Two desperate years to go -but so much more damage yet to be done by these maniacs.Brown can't change -but he can go -the sooner the better
David, Uzes, France
BBC, Commission for Racial Equality, Milk Marketing Board are the top three quangos fit into Marrin's criterion. Scrap them!
James Wong, Macau,
Absolutely right again Minette. Although government meddling and centralisation of social policy took off during the Thatcher years (despite all the free-market rhetoric), it has truly reached Stalinist proportions under New Labour (minus the Gulag and mass executions!). Will this government ever wake up and see that the more they meddle in the public services, with the endless targets, quotas, QUANGOs and all the micro-managing, the less that nurses, teachers and police officers etc can deliver service to the public. As Simon Jenkins points out in his superb book, 'Thatcher & Sons,' it is like installing new levers in the signal box to resolve problems when all that is required is to fix the circuitry within the existing set-up. It shows that governments do not trust the professionals and those in the front line. Let schools and hospitals manage themselves at the local level and we will all be better off for it.
Mark Gollop, Poole, Dorset
"I have another document that is even more irritating and ought to galvanise the prime minister into inaction. Itâs a 12-page document of minute and statutory instructions for teachers of foundation stage children from three to five. Put out by the Qualifications and Curriculum Authority and still extant, it contains no fewer than 107 goals for each tiny child, which must be ticked and perhaps commented upon every term. With a class of 25 that means nearly 2,700 individual goals to monitor and tick each year, along with written elaboration where necessary."
Sorry. Minette, the above is what Gordon LIVES for. No way he will banish it, more likely he will request a review...
Jeremy Poynton, Fromeville, 51st State
Yes, but for all what you say, Gordon is much better than the Tory alternative. Smoothies taste good to drink but cannot be trusted to run the country.
keith , Ilford, Essex UK
Brown is a control freak and like any leopard cannot change his spots.
D Case, Newquay,
Quite right Obi, but they could always use thei usual Nu-lab trick, and add them to the "disabled "roll
Michael Llewellyn, Bridgetown, Barbados
Don't hold your breath lady!
Politicians just love to fiddle it's how they justify their existance!
Mike, plymouth,
Unfortunately minette, one of the consequences of deleting all these non-jobs will be a significant increase in unemployment numbers. Something this government is loathe to have during its watch.
Obi , London, UK