Simon Barnes: Wild Notebook
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And the voice of the suburbs shall be heard across the land, and it shall be a voice of surpassing beauty. Everywhere there are lawns and roses, water features and barbies, everywhere there is the buzz and rattle of mowers, everywhere there are scuff marks around the foldaway goal, everywhere, in all those areas that are neither town nor country, those areas traditionally despised — to be called “suburban” is as deep an insult as you can deliver — you can hear the voice of glory.
The blackbird, the ultra-laid-back flautist of the crescents and avenues, is now in full voice: and it is as if every suburb has been washed with gold. The blackbird is the bird of the ’burbs. It seeks the suburbs not because it can make do in these places, but because the suburbs are where it does best. Suburban blackbirds live at ten times the density of farmland blackbirds and rear more young per nest.
The blackbird is one of the most numerous birds in Britain — only chaffinch and wren score higher — and yet its rise is a comparatively recent thing. The population explosion coincided with the growth of suburban living. By creating suburbs, humans have created the blackbird heartland.
Listen to that song. If there is a bird that seems to be whistling with its hands in its pockets leaning against the wall, you have heard your blackbird. Relaxed, easy, sublime. People love to create hierarchies, for no apparent reason: and many say that the blackbird is the song of songs: better than nightingale, better than blackcap, better than song thrush.
The great nine-volume work Birds of the Western Palaearctic points to the blackbird song’s “extreme complexity, due to individual inventiveness and pronounced (probably lifelong) capacity for learning”. Rival cocks duel with beauty, borrowing phrases from each other, elaborating on them, polishing them to perfection, until the ’burbs and the boonies echo with song, creating a chain of beauty that goes from bird to bird across all the places where humans flee nightly to escape the harshness of urban life.
Do you remember Adlestrop? Where the train stopped “unwontedly”? “And for that minute a blackbird sang/ Close by, and round him, mistier,/ Farther and farther, all the birds/ Of Oxfordshire and Gloucestershire.”
Yes. And of Pinner and Streatham and King’s Heath and Moseley: all those places where we seek a leafier life, a life brushed, however faintly, with a touch of wildness, all those places blessed by blackbirds; right now, this very minute.

If you have the privilege of joining an organisation that will give you substantial economic benefits in exchange for certain concessions, the thing to do is to take the money and then stick two fingers up at the world. That is the policy adopted by Malta since it joined the European Union. This week, the spring hunting season began on Malta. Again. As it has done every spring since Malta joined the EU in 2004. The Maltese are off on their annual killing binge in direct defiance of the Europe Birds Directive.
The main thrust of the hunt is against turtle doves and quails: birds on migration from Africa to Europe. Migrating birds funnel together over the pinprick of Malta: and so the Maltese let rip at them.
These are not Maltese birds: they are birds using Malta as a stepping-stone. These are birds that belong to all Europe. They are our birds.
They are birds that should be brightening our spring. These are the turtle doves whose gentle turr-turring should be adding a mellow voice to the English chorus. But instead, they are being blasted to bits. This is Malta’s fourth consecutive breach of the directive. The defiance is flagrant and unapologetic: and Malta should be kicked out of the EU for its intransigence.
There is legal action by the European Commission against Malta, and it began last year. The case is expected to be heard later this year. But the legal hunt is only one part of it: illegal shooting carries on utterly unpoliced. Any species that appears in front of the gun-barrels is mown down. A purple heron and a pallid harrier were found shot last week before the hunting season even opened.
Birdlife International is doing a hefty job on the political front, but Malta is having its cake and eating it: reaping the EU benefits while carrying on with its tradition of ancient barbarities.
The name of Malta stinks across Europe: but does that really matter to the Maltese?
Simon Barnes is the multi-award-winning chief sportswriter at The Times. He also writes a Saturday column on wildlife. His 15 books include three novels and the best-selling How To Be A Bad Birdwatcher. His latest, The Meaning of Sport, was published last autumn. He lives in Suffolk with his family and five horses
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As migratory birds are no more Maltese than I am ,I feel I have every right to tell Jack Killian and his fellow countrymen how to behave in this instance.
Gordon Middleton, gourock, Scotland
Who's being intransigent now? I regularly blog about the atrocious hunting situation in Malta (jaccuse dot wordpress dot com) It is a sad reality that I am sure will be solved once the EU mechanism is in place. I do agree that there is much to be done I also find that rash statements will only antagonise an already explosive situation on the island.
It is worth noting that this is not a fourth breach of the directive since the breach has still to be established at European Union level. (not very difficult) Once this is established (and fines issued), then I doubt that the Maltese government will continue to allow the hunting lobby to hold it to ransom on an annual basis.
You underestimate the intelligence and will of the Maltese. The reason we voted our country into the EU is precisely so the pathetic duopoly that runs the country will finally have to abide by a higher law that imposes the environmental standards that most of us yearn for.
Jacques Zammit, Luxembourg, Luxembourg
Mr. Barnes' article made interesting reading.
However, I was expecting to read something about the Fox Hunting in the UK enjoyed by members of the Royal Family. But obviously, no self criticism here !!
As to Mr. Vassallo's comments, I would have believed he was sincere if he had mentioned that he is the Chairman of Malta's 3rd political party ( or pressure group ) since it seems that here he was trying to gain some political mileage out of this situation.
P.S. I am Maltese and against hunting BUT I hate it when foreigners try to teach us Maltese how to behave in our own country.
Jack Killian, Valletta, Malta
You Introduced Slavery
You were involved in countless massacres of Locals all over the world.
Your Soldiers Abuse Kick And Murdered Iraqi civilians.
You cannot put up a Christmas Tree if your Muslim Neighbour Complains.
Your Parlamentary Representatives Sleep with each others Wives and Secretaries
Your Police Kill Innocent Civilians and Your Police Commisioner lies about it and Still Keeps his Job.
You complain about everything.
You allow Abortions ( Murder of Human Beings)
You have the worst record for Drug users in Europe.
Your FARMERS use Poison to kill Birds.
Your Teenagers are all Preagnant
Your football Supporters still sing Rule Britania :) That's a good one
Please, Leave us alone. We will deal with our own problems. We do not need your help
Max, Bormal, MALTA
Kicking Malta out of the EU won't help birds at all, dear SImon. On the contrary, if that were to happen BirdLife International and BirdLife Malta will have lost its best legal tool - the Birds Directive - to put an end to the massacre; and all the blood-thirsty neanderthals who call themselves hunters will worship you forever for suggesting the idea!
But I guess that becoming the hunters' hero is not what you want. You'd rather birds travelled safely across our Islands. And believe me so do most Maltese. Of course it's frustrating, tell me about it!
But at last, and thanks to EU membership, we are fighting a winning battle.
Victor Falzon, H'Attard, Malta
Yes, it does matter to the Maltese and not just to some of us: The conduct of our government on this issue is disgusting also to many who support it. Unfortunately the government's behaviour is condidtioned by the pro-hunting stance taken by the opposition Labour Party and voters have little to choose between them on this issue. The signifcant anti-hunting majority is ignored by the major politcal parties who run scared of a vociferous hunting minority percieved to be more likley to vote on that single issue than the majority who are not birdbrained.
Pressure in the international press is welcomed by most Maltese. We would also welcome some sympathy for the aberrations of our politcal system so similar to yours which has not produced a government supported by a majority of the vote in living memory. In our case the birds pay the price. Thankfully our government cannot possibly particpate in ilegal military adventures. Nobody in Malta blames all Britons for the actions of Mr Blair.
Harry Vassallo, Sliema, Malta
It is pertinent to point out that the vast majority of Maltese want to put a stop to hunting in spring..... but with a two party 'winner-takes-all' system left to us by the British (thanks a lot for that!) the major parties are constantly being blackmailed by a handful of voters.obviously both Labour and 'christian' Democrats are spineless!!
When will people learn to appreciate nature without the need to 'possess' it!?
Ralph, Attard, Malta
Freeze all EU funds to Malta until Malta complies with the Birds Directive. Hence the saying, one cannot have the cake and eat it. Kicking Malta out of the EU won't help anyone.
david camilleri, Qala, Ghawdex, Malta
Kicking Malta out of the EU would be the ideal situation for the hunters! What is needed is the EU to take the Government in front of the EU Court and fine them for defying the EU Birds Directive. Only then will the case and matter be settled. The government would be hard pressed to pay the fine and would have to give in. Only then will Europe's birds be spared the slaughter which goes on every year.
Ray Vella, Mellieha, Malta
So, David Muscat blames the politicians as it they, so it seems, who wish to gain/remain in power.
"What shall it profiteth a man if he gaineth the whole world and loseth his soul?"
Dr. G. Williams, Marple, Cheshire, England
Its not the Maltese politicians to blame for this madness but us who elect them in the parliament! We need the Greens represented in the parliament, otherwise things remain in this stagnant state.
Angelo, Gharb, Gozo, Malta
It would have been fair to note that in a poll by the leading maltese newspaper, the majority of the maltese said they're against spring hunting. Given Malta's small population and even smaller size, the small percentage of hunters sure do make a lot of noise. I'm sure that for every unnoticed hunting crime in Malta, there would be 100 in other european countries - where there are vast forests in which to hide. I think its unfair to 'throw everyone in the same bag'. One big reason why many maltese voted to join the EU was exactly this - given the politicians' inabilty to control hunting (and lose votes), we wanted external enforcment. And this is, thankfully, what's happening. So do criticize the government's decision, but please do not generalise and label all 'the maltese', and dismiss hard work by maltese wildlife activists. Re: Mr Murphy: Was the UK embargoed prior to banning fox hunting? A quick search on the internet shows that the UK is not free from animal cruelty, at all...
Simon Scerri, Malta, Malta
The main reason why I voted for entry into the EU was to stop hunting. The EU is slowly doing so. If there was a massive crime rate in your city would you remove the police or increase its presence. Throwing Malta out of the EU is the equivalent of removing the police. The majority of Maltese are against hunting. The problem is that the hunters usually blackmail our politicians with their vote and as the two parties are very close (51%-49%) even a small shift in voting will result in an electoral defeat for one of the parties. It's the politicians who are to blame for not standing up to the hunters.
Muscat David, Malta,
AD - The Malta Green Party have been addressing this issue well before we joined the EU - more than 18 years ago! They always had a clear stand. They also made it clear that if spring hunting is going to continue to take place the EU Brid Directive will be breached. They wrote about it in and stated this. They were rediculed by the Government (PN) and Opposition (MLP) - no coalisions here! And Birdlife Malta remained silent for many years. Of course I presume Birdlife get money from the state and hence Birdlife Malta find it hard to critise the Government. I'm no more a member of Birdlife Malta, especially since Mr. Temuge (executive director of BirdLife Malta) wrote in the Times of Malta (16th March 2007) and pleased the two main political parties by referring to the Greens as "deafening silence". I will now vote to the Geens. The Greens addressed this issue in the EU Parliament. They were ready to loose votes. They did. But now they have mine!
Sam Grech, Victoria, Gozo - MALTA
They should be embargoed. NO trade, no landings on malta form EU airports, no landing in europe for Maltese boats and planes. Ostracise them. However, most Europeans, notably the frogs and spains, regard the torture and slaughter of animals as an entertainment. Equally, they would not do anything about the mass murder of people in Bosnai, Rwanda, darfur and elsewhere, so not much chance they willl make much effort to save wildlife, so it's unlikely anything much will be done.
Neil Murphy, cromer,