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Is substance the new fluff? The fate of Gordon Brown and British politics will shortly depend on this question. Is it possible to escape from the cult of celebrity and the pursuit of presentation as an end in itself, as the Chancellor says, or will they still dominate public life long after Tony Blair is in his dotage?
Mr Brown has put the quest for a new seriousness at the centre of his bid for office. He did, admittedly, compromise principle by having a decent haircut for his launch – but since the top of his head normally looks as if it has been stewed, that was forgivable. If he can make the case for substance, he will be fine. If it is fluff, he is in trouble.
A crusade against celebrity does seems doomed at first sight. The scale of the task was summed up for me when I watched Mr Brown on television making precisely this argument a month ago, while at the bottom of the screen the words running were: “Breaking News: Prince William splits from girlfriend Kate Middleton.” We live in a society attached to a weird combination of escapism and voyeurism. It is neatly encapsulated in the ludicrous attention awarded to the socialite Paris Hilton.
As Jay Leno, the American comedian, rightly observed last week, a lot of people were quite upset when she was handed a 45-day term in jail for driving while banned. They had naturally assumed that lethal injection was available as a punishment.
And it cannot be pretended that modern politics is immune. Call it the curse of Bill Clinton. The line was crossed when he appeared on MTV and was drawn into a discussion about his favourite underwear. That was the point at which the office of Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln was reduced to a “does my bum look big in this?” sort of discourse. Say what you might about Mr Brown, but when he calls for a national debate on a subject it is never over “boxer shorts or Y-fronts?”.
David Cameron, on the other hand, would probably volunteer to model the whole range of underwear if he was told that millions of younger voters would be watching. He is, to put it mildly, comfortable with exactly that which the Chancellor finds so repulsive. It was Noël Coward, who, after discovering that Randolph Churchill (Winston’s rather less appealling son) had been in hospital to have a tumour removed that turned out not to be cancerous, mused that “only medical science could open that body up and take out the one thing inside it which was benign”. In a similar spirit, it has been the unique achievement of Team Cameron to alight upon Blairism, put every admirable aspect of it to one side, then seize hold of the trite and trivial elements as if they were holy relics.
It will be like this, one suspects, from now until the election. Mr Brown will surely put out a manifesto the size of a telephone directory, while his opponent abandons printed policies as so yesterday and does a five-minute turn on YouTube instead. The Conservative leadership is an odd blend of people with backgrounds akin to their Tory predecessors from the 1950s (1850s?) but with the amoral if effective techniques of contemporary public relations. It is feudalism meets the internet. How can poor Gordon cope with that?
It’s a tall order but he should not weep too quickly and for three reasons.
First, because the lesson of fashion is that it always eats itself. What comes around, goes around. It could be like platform shoes or legwarmers, a passing phase not an enduring entity. What looks shiny and new at one moment (such as WebCameron) could seem downright silly a few instants later. This senseless celebrification, like Ms Hilton, could yet be sent down to the slammer.
Secondly, the evidence of recent elections in important democracies is that this is happening. Take Germany in 2005 where Angela Merkel (substance) squeezed past Gerhard Schröder (fluff). Or Italy last year where Romano Prodi (substance, the wrong sort, but substance) pipped Silvio Berlusconi (fluff, fun, but fluff). Or France eight days ago when Nicolas Sarkozy (substance) defeated Ségolène Royal (fluff). In the early stages of the 2008 US presidential contest Hillary Clinton (substance) is still holding off Barack Obama (fluff) on the Democratic side, while John McCain and Rudy Giuliani (both substance) retain a significant opinion poll advantage over Mitt Romney and Fred Thompson (fluff). So-called personal charisma does not appear to be on that much of a roll.
Thirdly, that may be because, deep down, people know that politics is too important than Pop Idol. They understand that it is utterly irrelevant what a would-be prime minister has on his iPod. They do not care if he is a devotee of Arctic Monkeys. In fact, they would prefer that those who serve them spent their spare time thinking about the economy or public services than in pathetic populist posturing. They appreciate that Hansard is not Heat magazine without the pictures. Westminster is not Hollywood. Politics is about ideas or it is about nothing. Presentation plainly has its place – but it is always the product itself that ultimately matters.
So whether you care for Mr Brown or not, would always vote Labour or not touch it with a bargepole, it is profoundly in the public interest that the next prime minister does succeed in shredding celebrity politics and thus obliges the Opposition to renounce it. In the end, this would be as much to the benefit of the Conservative Party as anybody. Do Tories truly want the cause of Peel, Disraeli and Thatcher reduced to a corner of the entertainment industry? Could substance be the new fluff? Fingers crossed, I hope so.
Tim Hames joined The Times in 1999 and is a columnist and Chief Leader Writer. He was previously a lecturer in American and British Politics at Oxford University
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Hilary Clinton (substance)? Surely you're joking! She is the walking embodiment of fluff.
Mark, Cape Town,
A fine article Mr Hames - you have in fact made me feel a little better about Gordon Brown having his chance at the helm. As a very disillusioned member of the electorate, I viewed with dismay his appropriating of the position as a warm up to Cuddle Cameron stepping into office but maybe he can do something. Id be very surprised, but maybe he can inject some substance and maybe a little reassurance into British politics I hope so.
Daniel, London,
... deep down, people know that politics is too important than Pop Idol.
I think you mean "more important than Pop Idol".
Hodmadod, Norwich, Norfolk
Evelyn Waugh said, `It was a typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph (Churchill) that was not malignant and remove it.'
I'm not sure which is worse, to misattribute the quotation to Noel Coward, or to mangle it completely, while enclosing the mess in inverted commas, giving the impression it is verbatim.
I do not expect newspaper columnists to know such things, but I would have hoped the Times employed a literate sub-editor or two.
Bill Boot, London, U.K.
I thought it was deply significant that Blair took part in a Catherine Tate sketch or drove up to X Factor auditions demanding to know if he had the X Factor - it trivialises the whole post of PM and one does think 'Haven't you got a day job already?'
carole, London, UK
Could Gladstone and Disraeli not have been described in the same "substance v fluff" terms? Don't they still hold the records for the longest and shortest budget speeches?
Nick, London,
Don't stop with politics. Shred the whole culture of celebrity and all of its spin offs. Shred the culture that makes young women view themselves as barbie dolls, young men into lightweights carying ipods and crying themselves to sleep when it gets tough, shred the me, me, me (or, in political terms, the 'my rights', 'my rights', 'my rights') view of society which makes people treat each other with contempt . Shred the culture in the city which produces the 'if it makes money its right' view of law and professional integrity. And last but not least can we kill off the 'its not my fault - why doesn't spomebody else do something' view of the world.
I cannot bring myself to vote for Labour as with their parternalism they are part of the problem - but can I bring myself to vote for the Tories and a leader who thinks that the British people yearn for Tony Blair MkII?
Hugh, London,
From a personal perspective, I agree entirely with the conclusions of the article, that it is substance that matters more than style. It will be interesting to see over the next couple of years whether the electorate as a whole feels similar and treats running the country as a serious business, or whether they will continue to be beguiled by the cult of personality and presentation
Ian Blanchard, St Albans, UK
IC - I agree that the 'third reason' was expressed somewhat infelicitously, but I think his point is sufficiently clear, and what's more, a very good one. The inexorable rise of David Cameron on the strength of a blog, a famly and no policies is a terribly worrying sign for British politics, and if Gordan Brown can effectuate a change in climate towards a more serious political debate the country will be much the better for it.
Luke, London,
"they would prefer that those who serve them spent their spare time thinking about the economy or public services than in pathetic populist posturing"
Quite right Tim. Plaudits all round to Mr Brown and his team of substances for Mr Brown's voluntary interrogation by the incisive politcal analyst Anthony Minghella; celebrity politics well shredded there, I think. Hang on...
Bruce, UK, Malvern,
"Thirdly, that may be because, deep down, people know that politics is too important than Pop Idol"
Say what???
IC, Liverpool,
If I have properly sussed your conclusion, I hope so too. On the other hand, if substance is the new fluff then fluff is the new substance and in that respect you look like being right. I cant see fluff disappearing because neither the politicians nor the media will allow it. Firstly, it is easier to expand but, more to the point, it is frequently the vehicle for disguising substance. How else do you explain PMs questions? Substance is specific and limited, fluff is non-specific and illimitable. Ideal political and media fodder. Surely what you mean is that we need less of both. You can no longer hold an in-depth discussion in this country because it would broach the unspoken parameters of business and society. Hence tabloid Britain; but at least we could have less repetitive material and more diversity. More coverage of other people - especially other than the small clique of PC politicians - of other subjects, of Europe, and more widely. Try it.
Henry Percy, London, UK
Escapism and voyeurism seem to paint only a fraction of a problem that could also be called apathy. An apathy that reflects Britain's loss of her Empire its societies reaction to it. The term 'Englishman' evokes a weaker image today than it would have pre WW2.
With voter turnout at some lowly 60%, why is our country sleeping perfectly well at night while Africa rots despite rhetoric painting a feel good picture about efforts. Iraq? I dont even need to talk about the public reaction to that. Weak at best. Britain is directly responsible for the complete turmoil in the Middle East., and yet the news item on the masses mind is the fate of a poor little rich kid and her naivety.
While he was FM Jack Straw in a unprecedented statement acknowledged that many of the worlds conflicts today are the result of our history. Why wont the "englishman" stand up an be counted?
Dont worry Britain, go back to your sofas and watch Big Brother, those government chaps will take care of it all.
Varun Mahan, London, UK
Great sentiment, Mr Hames, but you are catastrophically wrong if you think that politicians are going to make a stand on this. There's too much for them to lose. The Third Way of Clinton and New Labour is based entirely on adopting policy in response to raw popular emotion, and in gaining power it has been spectacularly effective - just as a man carrying lollipops would be on entering a class of 8 year olds.
Your assertion that deep down the public know that politics is [more] important than Pop Idol is, regrettably, wishful thinking. Most consider that politics is only of any relevance to them when their self-interest is at stake, and that the only basis on which they should become involved is as a warrior for that self-interest. That adult citizenship comes with a social requirement to focus contribution outside the boundaries of self-interest is a concept of which most are totally unaware.
The first step must be to de-infantilise large sections of the population.
Simon Stephenson, Windermere, UK
it was Evelyn Waugh who said that about Randolph Churchill, not Coward
george, london,
The problem here could be that once a taste is acquired for what is thought to be a fad, ongoing satisfaction may be required if there is staying power.
A good example may be the growing numbers of people now committed to ever larger clothing sizes after giving fast food, crisped potato and sugar water drinks a try.
It may be that the electorate has become more permanently partial, like some of those it elected in the past, to a bit of fluff.
dr venables preller, Warminster, UK
Evelyn Waugh plagiarised Noël Coward's remark on Randolph Churchill: "A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it".
Andrew Quest, London,