Tim Hames
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A casual survey of the cinema listings suggests that the film Atonement is being well received in Blackpool. For the Conservative Party conference, however, Groundhog Day is more appropriate. In that movie, Bill Murray is stranded in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, by a blizzard which, as a weatherman, he should have anticipated, and condemned to relive the same day endlessly.
In the same spirit, David Cameron has been struck by a storm that, as a politician, he should have expected, sits marooned, and now seems destined to repeat the miserable fates of John Major, William Hague and Michael Howard.
Murray eventually escapes his torment through the help of a woman and by becoming a far better person. There are few indications that Mr Cameron and his party will do the same. The atmosphere at Blackpool is one of defiance and denial. The unofficial slogan of the conference, as Matthew Parris fulminated in these pages on Saturday, is “it’s not as bad as it looks, honest”. To an extent, I agree. It is not as bad as it looks for the Tories. It is substantially worse.
And it is worse for three reasons that make the argument for a November 1 election compelling.
The first lies in the opinion poll findings. Numerous Conservatives are taking comfort in the thought that these are “volatile” and, since they have swung sharply towards Gordon Brown, they could move equally dramatically against him. This is a serious mistake.
For the truth is that – with the exception of about seven days in late August when he remained invisible and silent in Scotland while public outrage was at its height over the Rhys Jones shooting tragedy – the polls have been remarkably consistent since the first weekend that Mr Brown took office.
The average Labour standing in the polls was 39.4 per cent in July, 39.3 per cent in August and 39.9 per cent in September. The equivalent Conservative figures have been 33.4 per cent, 34.1 per cent and 33.3 per cent. If this is “volatility”, what does stability look like? The only serious dispute among the pollsters is whether the Liberal Democrats are at 13-15 per cent (YouGov), 16-18 per cent (Populus) or 18-20 per cent (ICM). Everything else about the state of public opinion is settled.
This is, though, only part of this story. It is the longer-term trend that is stunning. In every poll between 1998 and 2006 Mr Brown’s personal approval rating was rather higher than Tony Blair’s and much stronger than the Government as a whole. During almost the whole of this time Labour was ahead of the Tories, frequently by notable margins.
This was why – despite their feuding – Mr Blair wanted Mr Brown to head the 2001 election effort and four years later had to beg him to appear jointly with him. It was only in the final months of Labour’s torrid leadership transition that Mr Brown’s status with the voters suffered. So what is being described as a “Brown bounce” or a “Brown blip” is really a return to the status quo.
This isn’t surprising. There have always been those who like Mr Brown’s serious demeanour and detested the Blair theatricality (it drove me nuts and I like him) that Mr Cameron has opted to duplicate. So, cute as the phrase “not flash, just Gordon” might be, “more beef, less ham” is better.
The second problem for the Conservatives lies in what might be politely termed the intellectual confusion at the top of the party. An argument can be made both for the antimodernising faction and for the so-called über-modernisers. Splitting their differences is not an option.
The essence of the anti-modernisers, or “core vote” lobby, is that the Conservatives should campaign relentlessly on the issues where the electorate is already sympathetic to them (crime, immigration, Europe and tax) and seek to persuade the voters that these are the most important questions. While this is presented as a strategic idea, it comes with the ideological assumption that the Conservatives would win only on matters such as economic management, education and health if they have dubious left-wing policies.
The heart of what has been dismissed as the über-moderniser, or “more vote”, outlook is the opposite. This asserts that economic management, health and education will always be at the top of the national agenda and that, if the Tories cannot make themselves credible on them, then they will lose irrespective of their advantages elsewhere. Yet again, strategic contentions mask an ideological underpinning. Über-modernisers think that for Tories to appeal on crime, immigration, Europe and tax they have to be unacceptably right-wing. It is not, therefore, possible to balance the “core vote” and the “more vote” strategies. They are alternatives. There are times in life when a man has to choose between apples and oranges. He cannot, pace Mr Cameron, keep ordering fruit salad.
The final twist lies in the “broken society” theme that is being showcased. It is the wrong message completely. It does not fit with the reality of an age of mass affluence. Society might have its fractures, but to insist that it is broken is desperate hyperbole.
Even if voters could be convinced that it were correct, why would they turn to the Conservative Party for a remedy? The harsh among them would snort that this was akin to finding your house in flames and calling out the local arsonist, not the fire brigade. The broken society vocabulary is also too bleak and negative. It is impossible to reconcile with the emphasis on hope, optimism, even sunshine, that Mr Cameron used to articulate to his activists. What we have is less a broken society than a broken record.
If the Tories stick to their course, then the outcome is utterly predictable. The real Groundhog Day takes place on February 2 each year. At this rate, if there is indeed a November election, Mr Cameron will no longer be the leader of his party next February 2.
Tim Hames joined The Times in 1999 and is a columnist and Chief Leader Writer. He was previously a lecturer in American and British Politics at Oxford University
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I would like to ask Mr Hames to re-read this piece and then to review it in the light of subsequent events. I assume that it was posted on the Monday of the Conservative conference, before the speeches of Messers Osbourne and Cameron, before the intervention of Gordon Brown from Baghdad, before the election debacle and the Chancellor''s autumn statement.It is surely rare that a 'commentator' wrtiting in a serious newspaper has his analisys confounded so soon after publication. Of couse there is a hard contest ahead before the next election, but the condition of the Conservative party and its prospects look stronger to me than this highly partisan piece would suggest.
C. Hayman, Ipswich, Suffolk
What now, Mr Hames for bottler Brown. Cameron now has the
moral high ground.
Denver Watt, Osaka, Japan
What nonsense this article is. Brown's speech last week was doing exactly what Tim tells us Cameron cannot do - ie have a heart for Education and Health and also be concerned about immigration and crime. Its just that The Times called it "Appealing to Middle England" - whereas or Cameron to do it is apparently abandoning his modernising approach.
peter buss, Canterbury,
if ever there was a political arsonist who posed as a fireman when near Conservatives it is this writer. Let him enjoy his mischief; but don't be fooled into thinking he hasn't ulterior motives. If the Conservatives propose sensible,policies to support the decent aspirations of ordinary folk, setting us free to work and live within the law as we chose rather than as government and its appointed quangos dictate the majority will respond positively.
Dr J Findlater, Carnforth,
Your 'smarty pants' article is looking just a wee bit clueless following today's conference! Don't give up the day job, and remember these words. The Tories will win when Brown decides to go to the country. Just as the tide turned on Kinnock it has now turned on Brown. Trust me I know these things.
D Case, Newquay,
Having people like Tim Hames around is reason enough to emigrate.
Anthony Back, Wellington, Telford, England
Explain to me Tim exactly why I should vote Gordon Brown in on a socking great landslide? He's wrecked health, education and people's pensions, tax bills continue to go up and up, immigration is a shambles, our prisons are full to bursting, violent crime as a consequence continues to increase, there's litter on our streets, an endemic welfare dependency from the 1.5 million of our own young who are neither in work, education or training, he's shafted the taxpayer with useless IT schemes that don't work and cost a fortune, he systematically lies to the British people about a referendum on the European constitution which 80% of the electorate have asked for, we've got a mountain of debt piling up off-balance sheet in the form of PFI which will hit future generations down the line, and our environment is being trashed to make living space for the 2 million extra people who continue to arrive in this country over the past 5 years.
Petty please, tell me what's there to like?
Ben, London,
The media give greater credibility to polls run by their own people than actual election results. May 2007 was a landslide for the Conservatives and September 27th a 6.2% swing Labour to Conservative in Labour heartlands!
The internet has a massive lean towards seeing a change of government and these are real people rather than press toadies and sychophants!
Michael Dowding, Ludlow, Shropshire
That sounds about right, but who can I vote for?
m wilson, bidache, france
You write:
"This isnât surprising. There have always been those who like Mr Brownâs serious demeanour and detested the Blair theatricality"
Sure, but who are they and where are they? They are old Labour loyalists. They are in Liverpool Walton, Rhondda Valley and Glasgow Central. The people that Blair won over to Labour for the first time are in Birmingham Northfield, Brighton Kemptown and Battersea. If Brown cannot hold voters in the latter group of constituencies then bringing back the huge number who abstained in the former group will not help.
Quentin Langley, Woking, UK
Geography would be more important. Conservatives overwhelming in The South chose one of their own and made themselves look oddball in Northern England.
This Party looks and sounds so odd - so caricatured - so outmoded. David Davis had a better narrative which would have stymied Labour...but by an overwhelming vote Conservatives revealed their true-selves in David Cameron and must live with the consequences.
Frankly I have lost interest
TomTom, Leeds, England