Tim Hames
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John Nance Garner, who held the position of vice-president under Franklin Roosevelt, memorably dismissed the job as “not worth a pitcher of warm spit”.
Actually, that is the sanitised version of his comment. There are plenty of people who believe that the original version referred to a different bodily liquid. Put it this way: he might have been taking the spit out of this office.
John McCain, by contrast, has to regard it far more seriously. He is within a few days of becoming the de facto nominee of the Republican Party. Mike Huckabee is enjoying his swansong, but after the primaries in Maryland and Virginia tomorrow this contest will be over.
The Democratic dogfight will continue for some weeks yet, with the calendar favouring Barack Obama throughout February then Hillary Clinton in March and probably April. If Democrats are lucky, this race will be settled in Ohio and Texas on March 4. If those states split in their verdicts, then Pennsylvania on April 22 will serve as the Gettysburg.
While all that is going on, the one matter of interest on the Republican side is whom Mr McCain will opt to put forward as vice-president. Ladbrokes has already opened a book on the subject, with Mr Huckabee installed as favourite and Charlie Crist, the Governor of Florida, and Tim Pawlenty, Governor of Minnesota, next. The competition, though, is totally open. No one has a compelling claim.
It is, however, an even more important decision for Mr McCain than usual for presidential candidates for three reasons.
The first is that George W. Bush, via Dick Cheney, has revolutionised the post itself. To be US vice-president was, as Nance Garner implied, to have the largest non-job on the planet. Even when the present President's father was VP under Ronald Reagan, it consisted mostly of attending the funerals of foreign dignitaries (Bush Sr quipped that “you die, I fly” was the vice-presidential motto).
When Dan Quayle was VP he virtually had to beg the White House to provide him with chores to do (this was wisely resisted). Mr Cheney, on the other hand, has shown that the vice-president can be the deputy president and has acted accordingly. It is hard to conceive that this portfolio will retreat to irrelevance again.
Secondly, to put it bluntly, there is Mr McCain's age. He will be 72 come polling day. The chance that he might die in office is there and will be discussed. Whoever he selects to be a potential VP has to be perceived as capable of serving as commander- in-chief at a moment's notice.
Finally, there is the politics of this election. The Democrats have the stardust factor this November. Mrs Clinton and Mr Obama have become huge figures. Their battle will make them seem yet bigger as it intensifies.
If she wins (still the more likely result in my view), Mr Obama will have done well enough to compel her to offer him the No 2 slot in order to preserve party unity (despite their obvious personal animosity and the fact that it does not make much strategic sense) and I suspect that he will accept it. If he wins, the reverse is less likely; but if it is not Mrs Clinton then the temptation to put another woman senator or governor on the ticket will be vast. This is what Mr McCain must assume that he will be facing.
An old-fashioned, tactical vice-presidential pick will not therefore be sufficient. Alighting on a man who rejects the theory of evolution (Mr Huckabee) will not do, nor will taking a Mr Crist or Mr Pawlenty, just because they might help to carry their home state. Seeking to offset a Clinton-Obama duo with either an obscure female such as Sarah Palin (Governor of Alaska) or a black former congressman (J.C.Watts) would seem like a feeble imitation of the genuine item. Condoleezza Rice, meanwhile, has the asset of being female and black but the liability of being tied to the Bush regime.
Mr McCain, who has the advantage of being able to wait until after the Democratic convention before making his move, should be audacious, bold and reach for a man who will reinforce his assertion that national security is the central theme in this election.
That audacious, bold, reinforcing choice would be to nominate General David Petraeus, commanding general of the multinational force in Iraq and the author of the “surge” that has saved the United States in Iraq as well as the Iraqi people (and revived Mr McCain's bid for the presidency in the process). His scheme is now being duplicated successfully in Afghanistan by his disciples in the US Army.
America has a long tradition of looking to military leaders in times of turmoil. This has stretched through Washington to Grant to Eisenhower and might have placed Colin Powell in the Oval Office in 1996 if he had been prepared to stand. General Petraeus, who holds a doctorate from Princeton University, is the greatest military thinker of his generation. He has managed to take a vast army that was effective at conventional fighting but close to useless when confronted with a guerrilla enemy and turn it into an organisation that can today do counter-insurgency superbly. This is an achievement that makes turning a supertanker around on the high seas during inclement weather look as easy as clicking one's fingers. General Petraeus is a genius.
A McCain-Petraeus combination would be a team almost above politics. It would be sensational. It would win. I concede that it is unlikely to materialise. Yet if it did, it would be worth a lot more than a pitcher of warm, er, spit.
Tim Hames joined The Times in 1999 and is a columnist and Chief Leader Writer. He was previously a lecturer in American and British Politics at Oxford University
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Marcia from Cincinnatti:
You're assesment is wrong. Although deaths occur from bombings and murders, the violence has almost disappeared from areas that wer terrible security concerns a year ago. Do some more research and discover this. You may be only wishing to see things in a bad light. Would you want to see our influence in Iraq produce a positive envronment?
Damon, Arlington, TX
Putting McCain & Petraeus together would be a beautiful way to sink the ship as it sits at the dock! The best way to get a miserable president is to take an ex-mil chump, and make him the numero-uno. History has proven that despite the intellectual's & politicians big deal about a "military-man" being able to lead, it's a farce. History has shown that Eisenhower was a total disaster, both as a military man, and especially as a president. "Ike" was the egomaniacal Gen. McCarthurs aide-de-camp at one point in time. Whe asked about Ike in his upcoming election, McArthur replied in his typical acidic way....."He was the best clerk I ever had!"
McCain is a miserable senator who iI feel is in fact a closet Democratic Liberal, giving my country away ti illegal CRIMINALS! And I'm still wondering why he & "Queen" Nancy Pelosi didn't get arrested for going to do business with Syriua, a terrorist state. It's against the law to do business with terrorists, no matter your credentials.
Bill, Crooked River Ranch, Oregon
I'd love to see it! Petraeus would help sink the war party faster than a ton of bricks.
Johanna Newberg, Upper Marlboro, Maryland
Another notion: if Hillary wins, and DOESN'T select Obama as her running mate, McCain can. The poor lady won't stand a chance of winning at that point.
Michael, Pueblo, Colorado, US
editorialstaff net notes that McCain has an immediate low risk option, to save the world, as his hero Ronald Reagan did, for another generation. If Mac secretly agrees to publish his list of VP choices with Joe Lieberman as first among equals, after his old friend begins, Feb 12, 08, to caucus with their new instant GOP Senate majority, they will win the war, the election, and the hearts and minds of every loyal American. Ronald Reagan's election scared the hell out of the Iranian hostage takers. They let our people go, to avoid immediate certain death to their regime. Imagine the same despots reaction to Mac and Joe, as they create an instant Republican Senate majority, eliminating the terrorist's most valuable supporters, the present disloyal democratic majority. Shamelessly, we ask Joe to secretly agree to allow Mac to choose Condi Rice as VP, neutralizing the Hil-Bil-Obama race card advantage and making the Dem's minority status in the Senate, permanent, with a landslide win.
Franklin D. Lomax, Alexandria, Virginia, USA
Surely Barack Obama could have stood as a white candidate. He has played his own race card by choosing to stand as black when his parentage is equally divided between two colours.
Jane Donald, Glasgow, Scotland
The Petraeus option assumes that come November Iraq will be going better than it is now. The level of violence is creeping up and the Mahdi Army (by far the largest armed anti-US force) may well end its ceasefire. Petraeus claim to fame is the "surge" and if by the summer its revealed as having failed what possible good will he be on the ticket? McCain's best bet is Joe Lieberman.
Michael Shannon, Kabul, Afghanistan
Gen. Petraeus is among the brightest stars in America's Officer Corps. He's being touted for the top spot at NATO Headquarters. Why would he ditch the chance to be SACEUR, to leap at the chance to play second banana to John McCain? The very idea points up one of the great weaknesses of contemporary ideas of democracy, that being seen on television equates with the posession superior wisdom and boundless ambition. We confuse celebrity with accomplishment, and see the process for choosing the most powerful man in the world as little more than an extension of American Idol.
peter, miami, fl
I really think he should get Condi Rice. What a ticket that would be!!
Juanita McLain, Austin , TX
Tariq Yes, the consititution bars anyone holding more than one federal office at a time.
JL RONISH, seattle , usa
Is there any constitutional bar to having an active member of the armed forces nominated to the presidency or vice-presidency, or appointed to cabinet? American posters, please reply.
Tariq, Toronto, Canada
There have been some truly strange choices made when it comes to the VP slot. Probably the strangest was Bush 41's picking the young Dan Quayle. Supposedly this was because Bush was told Quayle looked just like Robert Redford and would attract women voters (apparently Bush had never actually met Quayle or Redford). Nixon took the shadowly Spiro Agnew who ended up pleading nolo contendre to graft charges. A desperate Walter Mondale picked the first woman in an attempt to solidify his support (in New York no less where he should have been strongest). Eugene McCarthy claimed he would take Martin Luther King's wife Coretta if he got the nomination. He didn't. Hubert Humphery's first choice, Tom Eagleton had undergone shock therapy and showed up at his news conference in socks of different colors (from each other). HHH then decided he needed the Kennedy name but had to settle for a shirttail relative named Shriver. So you never know about these thing
JL RONISH, seattle , usa
I agree Petraeus would be the dream candidate. But if it doesnt happen, how about Gov. Haley Barbour of Mississippi? He is conservative in every sense of the word, very popular and came out of Katrina looking good.
Adam Johns, Cardiff, UK
First, McCain has the Military Conservatives in the bag; he does not need any further reinforcing. He is also very good among independents; it is the Social and Fiscal Conservatives he needs to attract.
Second, Fred Thompson would be a good choice. He attracts the right people and is known not to cause too many ripples (in a Presidential candidate, that is a bad thing; as a Vice-president, that is what any President is looking for). Thompson is also a known good friend of McCain. The problem is that they are both not-young, and McCain and Thompson do have their political differences.
Third, Romney would be a good VP if it was not for the fact that there is some dislike between them beyond policy differences. Also, Romney did not loose just because McCain ran a better campaign; some people do have serious issues with him.
Fourth, if McCain were to choose Huckabee, the Fiscal Conservatives would simply walk out of the Party en masse instead of simply moaning as they are doing now.
Frederick Davies, Oxford, UK
Fred Thompson should also be considered as the VP running mate - He would pull the right wingers into line with the moderates to ensure a victory for the Republicans -
William Taylor, London, UK
McCain's main strength as a candidate (some would say only strength) is national security. So it is hard to understand how anybody, even over there, could concieve of the idea that he needs an army general as a running mate. The main requirements of a vice presidential choice are to add regional balance to the ticket and/or deliver that person's home state to the McCain column in November.
JL RONISH, seattle , usa
Garner described it as 'warm piss' not 'warm spit'. Also the nomination for the Vice-Presidental candidate for the Republicans is of vital importance to us all - McCain is in his 70's and has already had cancer so there is a chance that he may not see his term out - not that I wish ill health on him. The republians need another politician - Romney or Huckabee would be ideal so in the event of an untimely death we aren't left at the whim of another madman.
Timothy Murray ESQ, London,
Nightmare ticket is more like it. Two military guys calling the shots, and I do mean literally. Furthermore, does Mr. Hames read the papers? This myth spun by the Bush White House about the surge is sadly just wrong. Today we read of 53 people murdered in Iraq in a bombing; earlier in the week it was 40 some. Yesterday we read of 7 US soldiers blown up. And these were just one-offs. The daily killing continues relentlessly with beheaded bodies of Iraqis showing up regularly. What decrease in violence there is in Iraq is as much due to the fragile, likely temporary, agreements among the tribes, and to the tribal cleansing of many areas, including much of Baghdad. And what can we say of progress toward national reconciliation, division of oil revenues, and a credible parliament and government? Nothing. With this kind of "success," it is unlikely Petraeus would bring much to the Republican ticket.
Marcia , Cincinnati, Ohio
So how does my Little Rascal parable even remotely relate to your McCain/Petraeus op-ed you ask? To me, your wishing for a McCain/Petraeus ticket is EXACTLY like Stymie wishin' for a mere, albeit scrumpdilicious, watermelon. I say, if you're gonna wish for an extremely unlikely dream ticket, why not wish for a truly perfect dream ticket, as in a Romney/Petraeus pairing! That way we'd have a four-star CEO to get America on back on track financially and a four-star general to keep America on track in the war on terror!
Sincerely,
Joseph Crowley
Joseph Crowley, New York, New York, USA
General Petraeus may have worked a miricale with the US strategy and its implementation but I hardly see how that makes him fit to be selected as the alternate US President - a choice made even more stark by the reasonable chance that he could inherit the job sometime in the first four years. Somehow I think democracy is better served by putting some space between the elected government and serving military officers. Just ask Pakistan.
Bruce, Canberra, Australia
"America has a long tradition of looking to military leaders in times of turmoil."
And almost to a man they have made lousy presidents.
CT Barbarian, Fairfield, CT
Please don't summarily dismiss Sarah Palin!
Absent possibly Gen. Petraeus, Gov. Palin IS MCCAIN'S BEST VEEP CHOICE FOR NUMEROUS REASONS!
Ted, Boston, MA
A brilliant move
L Dugdale, Rancho Mirage , ca / usa
Unfortunately, General Petraeus would not bring balance to a GOP ticket, something that has always proven essential to a party victory in November. Far better to put someone like Romney on the ticket; someone who would help to sooth the existing wounds within the party and reduce antipathy toward McCain.
Bob Evans, Anaheim, California