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Concerned British parents are to be commended for not pulling their children peremptorily out of school and stampeding to Norway and the Netherlands. The latest Unicef “report card” on child wellbeing in rich countries certainly gave them apparent reasons to do so. It ranked Britain 18th out of 21 OECD members in terms of its children’s material wellbeing; bottom of the table in terms of the quality of their family and peer relationships; 20th out of 21 for “subjective wellbeing”; and a dismal worst overall. Children’s charities, which are becoming dangerously political, have seized on these conclusions as evidence of a long-hidden crisis. The truth is that from its key premises to its sources and methodology this report is flawed, biased and a blatant abuse of the trust that many readers misguidedly place in documents published under the Unicef banner.
There is no new research in the report. Much of its data is drawn from a seven-year-old survey by the OECD programme for international student assessment and a six-year-old World Health Organisation study of “health behaviour in school-age children”. None of it relates to pre-school-age children. And it places heavy emphasis on relative as opposed to absolute child poverty on the ground that “the cutting edge of poverty is the contrast . . . between the lives of the poor and the lives of those around them”.
What unalloyed, ideological nonsense. Let’s punish rich and successful countries whose working classes, by global standards, are unimaginably wealthy. “Not having the right trainers”, as one of the report’s researchers put it yesterday, is apparently worse for a child’s wellbeing than having none at all. The report acknowledges that “relative poverty” means an average family income of $24,000 or less in the US (21st out of 21 in this ranking) but just $7,000 or less in Hungary (13th). Yet it takes scant account of this in its conclusions. It also ignores data showing a 50 per cent cut in the number of British children in absolute poverty since 1998, all lifted out of misery, ultimately, by the market economy that charities’ staff rely on for generosity but abhor as a matter of self-serving personal principle.
The report’s conclusion states that “all families in OECD countries today are aware that childhood is being reshaped by forces whose mainspring is not necessarily in the best interests of the child”. This is a coded claim that “all families” agree on capitalism’s malign impact on childhood. In fact, as the report’s own figures on deprivation show, the world’s most advanced capitalist economies are its least deprived. Yet these figures, too, are way out of date.
The reason for using such antiquated data is that more recent, less attractive figures did not allow easy global comparisons. Yet even the comparisons drawn here range from unreliable to absurd. The Czech Republic emerges with the highest level of fighting among children and the lowest level of bullying. The UK, meanwhile, has data showing that 76 per cent of British children feel their parents “are always there” for them. But since no other country has equivalent data, it does not feature in Britain’s overall ranking.
Peter Adamson, the writer of this report, co-founded the staunchly left-wing New Internationalist in the 1970s. He has now invited ridicule by caricaturing the world’s most dynamic economies as Dickensian child-abusers. This report hides the truth about children’s wellbeing behind an outdated ideology that has condemned hundreds of millions of children to cruel poverty.
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So relative poverty is worse than absolute poverty. Is that why all the asylum seekers and illegal immigrants risk everything to come and live in the terrible capitalist hellholes of America and the UK? Perhaps they know, as the esteemed authors seem not to, that being poor in the West is a lot better than being poor anywhere else, relativity or no.
Stephen West, London,
These kind of studies have to be taken with a grain of salt. But if the wellbeing of children in your country is a concern, one should be interested in why British children rank last. More tellingly: they rank also last in "subjective well-being".
Relax! It doesn't mean you are really last. There are at least 160 other countries in the world whose children could be less happy!
Ko, Bobo Dioulasso, Burkina Faso
Like you, we blameless Americans will happily attack the messenger. We may send our children to attack since they're well armed. Of course the narrow minds at the UN don't appreciate the joy our young people find in handguns. And why waste money on education and medicine when so many choose to die young?
Chris Wood, Ashland, Oregon, USA
The UNICEF conclusions on child well-being in the UK correlate remarkably well to the nation's equally appalling place in the league tables on crime and prison population. Instead of indulging in pantomine-Tory rants, you might reflect on how other European countries, including those with significant minority groups in their population, manage to perform so much better on all these counts, without either going bankrupt or restoring the cat-o-nine-tails.
John Duggan, Lisbon, Portugal
Surely the founding of the New Internationalist magazine evidences commitment and expertise in the field of development and adds credibility to the report. Peter Adamson went on to produce The State of the World's Children Report, Progress of Nations and Facts for Life. These pieces of work alone have saved the lives of millions and millions of children world wide.
Thanks to him and UNICEF these children have a voice - we should listen to it.
Naomi Smith, Manchester, UK
You're all right, British kids are exemplary little angels, ever one, Ha ha...
a UNICEF reports confirms what most observant people already suspect and you're bickering technicalities...
Oh, did anyone hear about the third teen shooting in a fortnight by the way?
caesar, brighton, UK
Typical of the garbage that UNDepertments are so good at churning out.
TIme to ehink about withdrawing Briaitn not only from the EU but the UN as well.
What does this useless organisation actually achieve? - apart from finding another cosy little home for trendy leftie graduates who haven't made it in Brussels, the BBC or the Labour & Lib Dem parties.
John Petley, Herstmonceux, East Sussex
The BBC uncritically welcomed this report and then interviewed Muslims from other countries about their drinking habits as a comparison. Not suprisingly the Muslims declared that they didn't drink as opposed to the non-Muslims interviewed in the UK. However, as balance and objectivity have long since left the BBC lexicon, I am not at all suprised.
David Leslie, Perth, Scotland
UNICEF errs in comparing the well-being of children in the U.S. to that of children in, for instance, Scandanavian countries. If only the children of European descent in the U.S were compared, the balance would even out. Unfortunately the many of problems of minorities in the U.S. tilt down our side of the scale.
Politically incorrect, yes, curable, eventually, we hope.
Judith M Shimkus, St Louis, MO USA
Relative poverty is a plainly ludicrous measure of real hardship in a wealthy society. It does, however, have the useful effect of ensuring that no matter how much progress is made in raising overall living standards, there is always something for self-serving charities to berate us about and demand funding to 'Fix'.
If some unimaginably rich philanthropist were to give half the UK population two million pounds each and the other half 'Only' one million pounds each, we should still, no doubt, have the inherently left-wing and ideologically redistributionist charities complaining that half the population still lives in poverty by virtue of having to survive on only two thirds of the average wealth.
The only way to eliminate relative poverty would be to ensure that everybody has exactly the same. Sounds more like a Marxist objective than a charitable one to me.
Francis, London, UK
What this report seems to show is that UK kids have more freedom. Whether this is bad for the kids, bad for the adults they will become, and bad for the UK remains to be proven.
NM, Exeter,
So long UNICEF subscribes to the foolish, insulting and wicked notion of relative poverty - by which the owner of the smallest mansion in Beverly Hills is poor the only sane response if for our country to refuse to subscribe to UNICEF.
Edward Green, Upminster, England
I've made this comment before, but it is central to any "caring" political party or bureaucracy to paint as bleak a picture of social conditions as possible. If we no longer send small boys up chimneys, then exactly what is the point of UNICEF worrying about Western children? And if we are no longer a nation of malnourished forelock tuggers, then what exactly is the point of New Labour? Once created, no such body willingly risks irrelevance, ergo: we are all starvelings who need to be instructed in how to eat and our children are in dire straits.
It is borderline insane that as Britain has grown richer, we have acquired more and more politicised charities to assure us that things are terrible. But without a socail crisis, what would these people do? Work for a living? You must be joking.
jon livesey, sunnyvale, ca/usa