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Almost 20 years ago in a column in The Times, Alan Coren quoted Robert Benchley’s views on what to do on the death of a humorist. He recalled: “Go somewhere that has a piano and drink until they throw you out.” Alan went on to muse about what an admirable approach this would be as, even by the 1980s, pianos had disappeared from public houses, so the search for one would be lengthy and well lubricated. His extraordinary wit took his words to newspapers, magazines and books and his chuckle to radio and television. He had so many fans that if there is still a bar with a piano, it will not be short of customers today.
The most appropriate place for such a musical watering hole would, of course, be Cricklewood, north-west London, that was Alan’s home for 28 years. His frequent references to the loft where he banged out his pieces on an ageing typewriter and to the garden that he overlooked while writing made this one of the most familiar patches of land in the country for his many readers.
When finally persuaded that he should use the money he had accumulated to move elsewhere his sadness at leaving his suburban citadel was obvious. He lamented cocking his head for the last time to direct an ear towards the “nocturnal hum” of Cricklewood and how he would miss all the “ghosts” that he felt lived in his garden.
The Coren wit was rooted in the Coren wisdom. He was both a keen student of human beings and intrigued by the subtleties of language. He wrote an academic thesis on punctuation at a time when the subject was far from fashionable. For him, words were like the stars in the night sky, familiar perhaps but fascinatingly beautiful. He must have employed millions of them in his long and diverse career yet they never lost lustre.
His reference to Robert Benchley was part of a tribute to Basil Boothroyd, a fellow Punch writer. He had been, Alan declared, “the most professional writer I have ever known and consequentially the most self-punishing and the least self-satisfied”. The same can now be said of him.
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This is a sad day for all Cricklewodians, including myself. Thank you Alan for raising the profile of this wonderful part of the world.
Matt, Cricklewood, London,
Alan Coren wasn't just a very, very funny man. I don't know how many times he moved me by some sad introspective revelation, usually at the end of one of his pieces. I'll miss the laughter he always brought, but I'll also miss being able to commune with a wonderfully erudite human being. There was no one like him. Much sympathy to his wife and family.
Robin O'Connor, Harrogate, Yorkshire
What a wonderful, witty, life-enhancing man. So sorry for his loved ones to lose him at only 69 - deepest condolences.
Aine Neary, Leicester, UK,
This is a very sad day for me, one of his most devoted fans. His childhood memories of WW2 exactly corresponded with my own and his memory for the catch phrases and long gone products of the time never ceased to amaze me. Please forward my sincere condolences to his wife and family.
John Duffy, Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
He brightened my every day.
Ian d'Alton, Dublin, Ireland
I'm very saddened by Alan's much too premature death. We will all sorely miss his humour. His knowledge and love and oh-so-wonderful use of the glorious English language was a constant joy and an art disappearing all too fast. Rest in peace Alan.
Sue Shaw, Morpeth, UK
A great loss. I have been laughing at his collection "The Sanity Inspector" for years and years. It's still very funny.
gsy, London, UK