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GCSE in Donald Rumsfeld studies. Candidates must answer all questions if they know the answer, and should indicate known unknowns wherever they know they do not know the answer, while identifying those unknown unknowns where they are sure that there are answers that they know they don't know. Total time allowed: Still to be ascertained.
1. I like to be known by my close friends as: (a) kind; (b) generous; (c) dependable; (d) Rummy.
2. Complete the following phrase: “I came, I saw, I...”: (a) conquered; (b) bought a T-shirt for my son; (c) took a photograph; (d) ...raq.
3. I believe it is not always necessary to have: (a) double-glazing on north-facing windows; (b) charisma; (c) sugar in my tea; (d) an exit strategy.
3. As Defence Secretary, I didn't take to generals calling: (a) me at 3am; (b) for troop increases; (c) collect from Iraq; (d) for my resignation.
4. My view has always been that what happens in Basra: (a) is a tragedy; (b) a foundation for the future; (c) encouraging; (d) stays in Basra.
5. I find that I tend to be: (a) grumpy until I've had my first coffee of the day; (b) in bed by 11pm sharp; (c) shy with strangers; (d) a hate figure.
6. What most scares me is: (a) that America will leave Iraq before our work there is done; (b) driving without a seatbelt; (c) heights; (d) being invited by Dick Cheney to go quail-hunting.
7. When plotting a graph, it is always crucial to identify: (a) the correct co-ordinates; (b) the best line of fit; (c) the gradient; (d) the Axis of Evil.
8. My fave Waugh is: (a) Scoop; (b) Decline and Fall; (c) Unconditional Surrender; (d) on terror.
9. I like to arrive in a country with plenty of (a) checked-in luggage; (b) local currency to tip bellboys; (c) reliable guidebooks; (d) shock and awe.
10. I eventually decided to resign because I wanted to spend more time: (a) fishing; (b) reading; (c) lecturing; (d) with my known unknowns.
11. I believe in (a) God; (b) the Tooth Fairy; (c) Santa Claus; (d) Weapons of Mass Destruction.
(All papers to be marked by Hans Blix. If he can't find them, we'll understand. Stuff happens.)
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Sir Christopher Meyers makes it perfectly clear in his book DC Confidential that regime change was the intention when America proposed the invasion of Iraq.As he was our Ambassador in Washington at the time he was privy to the all diplomatic exchanges.This intention would have been perfectly clear to Blair.
Tha charade of WMD was only a device to engage the United Nations and mislead our Parliment.
Rumsfeldand Cheney where the operational incompetents and Bush carries responsibility for them.These three did not ,in their destructive arragonce, need a pretext for this bloody war and the criminal lack of forsight in the aftermath.Blair did.
In his rush to support America and have his war, and his Thatcher moment in history, Blair needed a cover story for us and Parliment.
Sir Christopher makes it plain the invasion was going ahead whatever Blix found.The long intense sham debate that
Blair led was was just that, a sham.
Sorry about the verbage but I was never good at ticking boxes.
robert everitt, wolverhampton,
This would be an article in the same paper that wholeheartedly supported the invasion, despite Rumsfeld's ineptitude being obvious beforehand..?
Owen, London, UK
Be interesting to know the spin/deception/lies/distortion/exaggeration (strike out as applicable) applied by HMG to GCSE Iraq War.
1. Britain joined the US in invading and occupying Iraq, because
- Tony Blair sincerely believed Saddam had strategic and tactical WMDs
- Better to have US goodwill than US pragmatism or even hostility
- Saddam was selling Iraqi oil in euros from November 2000. If he's been allowed to get away with it, other countries would have joined leading to collapse of the dollar, and world economic chaos
- It seemed like a good idea at the time
2. The real reason for the attack on Iraq was
- WMDs
- Ally of al Qaeda
- Involvement in attacks on 11 September 2001
- Protecting US over-consumptive life style
3. How should individual Brits react now Britain's international reputation has been trashed?
- Wear a black hat and grow a moustache
- Sew an NZ flag on the backpack
- Seek your fortune in the colonies
- Become a third-world aid worker
Hey, I was on a roll.
Andrew Milner, Karuizawa, Japan