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One day soon, Britain will probably complete its transformation into the new
Borneo, with sweaty Christmases, year-round temperatures of 80 degrees,
unpredictable flooding and orang-utans in the trees of Sherwood Forest.
Until then — and, come to think of it, after then, too — there will always
be a case for taking a holiday somewhere with temperate summer weather,
beaches, fine scenery and plenty of outdoor things to do.
On the American East Coast, Maine continues, in its downbeat way, to offer a
modestly complete solution. If you like small boats, rocky shorelines,
clapboard houses, sunny days, a few but not too many excursions, and, above
all, eating lobster pretty much every day, you’d be pushed to find a better
place.
Maine is not a fashionable or designery kind of state. On Long Island, the
ordinary vista of potato fields and deciduous trees is enlivened — for some
— by the news that X paid eight million dollars for that roadside house.
Martha’s Vineyard offers more chance of meeting high-rollers from Boston and
New York, while the prices on little Nantucket operate as an automatic
chav-repellent. A fortnight in Maine isn’t going to cause paroxysmal status
envy in your colleagues, but for most people it could be the best bet left
in New England holidays.
It will probably begin in Boston — another advantage, in my book. Depending on
your arrival time, you may want to spend the night there; package deals will
try to push you out to a suburban Holiday Inn, but it’s better to stay in
town. I’ve been to several hotels in Boston in the past few years and the
best without doubt is the Four Seasons, with its alpha-star position on the
common and the entrance to the Cheers bar happily visible from the higher
floors.
However, if you’re not on business and you have to pay your own bill, you need
to think again. This summer, I went to the Marlowe, which is on the
Cambridge/Harvard side of the river, but only a short cab ride from downtown
Boston. I had a double room for $199, not that cheap perhaps, but it’s a
comfortable, stylish hotel (the rooms have a sort of African safari theme)
and the brasserie makes the best chips I’ve ever eaten — served in a cone
with small bits of fried sage and thyme.
This puts you in a good mood for the drive up the coast. I was headed for
Boothbay Harbor, which is about three and a half hours northeast of Boston
up the interstate, past various New Hampshire state liquor stores. I took on
a case of American wine, not sure what would be on offer at the other end.
On the way, you pass Freeport, a kind of retail hell of cut-price designer
outlets. It does, on the other hand, contain Maine’s most famous shop, LL
Bean, a specialist in outdoor clothes.
Your next stop should be Bath. If you’re going from Boston to the midcoast
area of Maine, this is a natural lunch break. I first came here in 1994 and
was lucky enough to see a USS navy destroyer being launched from the Bath
Iron Works. Such events happen about once a year only, so a large crowd had
gathered on the bridge to watch. The man I stood next to had worked for 18
months on the vessel, and what he had to say — like what he had had to do —
was riveting.
Now you’re heading east, through Wiscasset, a charming town whose large number
of antiques shops and narrow main street cause traffic tailback. I’ve never
been that clear on the distinctions along the spectrum that runs from
antiques to junk, via brocante, second-hand, flea market and boot sale, but
whatever they are, this part of Maine has the lot.
BOOTHBAY HARBOR is a relatively prosperous holiday town at the tip of one of
the many jagged peninsulas. We had taken a house on Southport, a heavily
wooded island connected to the outskirts of the town by a swing bridge. It
was here, between 1958 and 1962, that the naturalist Rachel Carson worked in
a fierce seclusion on Silent Spring, her alarm call to the new environmental
movement.
Our house was down a track, off a lane, miles from anywhere. When I left
Boothbay, I had to set the trip meter on the car at 2.7 miles for fear of
missing the hidden turning into the woods. My family would be arriving after
me, so I entered the eight-bed house alone. I suppose being divorced must be
a bit like this. Your wife gets the children, the money and the home. You
get to spend a lot of time on your own.
The remoteness of the place would have been right up Rachel Carson’s street, I
imagine, but I found that a night alone there summoned visions of Stephen
King novels and I was glad to rise from my dreams of Kathy Bates hobbling my
ankles to make some toast with wild-blueberry spread for breakfast on the
sun deck. Maine is big blueberry country, though I’m afraid I was never
quite man enough to tackle the bottle of blueberry wine the owner had
hospitably provided.
Your first move here must be to get a boat: a sailing boat if you know how, or
a little thing with an outboard motor if you don’t. These can be hired quite
easily and moored either to the dock, if it’s deep enough there, or to a
buoy from which you row ashore in a smaller boat. “Buoy” is pronounced
locally as “boo-ey”, which saves any misunderstanding with male children.
You can spend a whole day chugging up the coast, from beach to small island
and back again, though the wind can rise suddenly. I remember on our first
visit being unsure whether to steer into the waves or at right angles. I
opted for a compromise: a tumultuous diagonal that made the deck bulge
terrifyingly.
A larger, commercial, boat takes you to Burnt Island for a kind of tableau
vivant re-creation of the life of the old lighthouse keeper and his
family. Kerosene lamps have been replaced by remote electronic controls, but
enthusiastic local historians have kept the story alive, and a short climb
to the top of the lighthouse gives a good view of the bay.
A new friend in town told me that Boothbay also plays host to “miniature-golf
competitions at both national and international level”. “Miniature golf?” I
queried. “Is that like crazy golf?” “Sure. With the little obstacles.” An
international competition in crazy golf? Well, I remember that Woody Allen
line — “My family was broke. My father was working as a caddie at a
miniature-golf course” — but I’d thought it was a joke.
There’s a playhouse, too, which I managed to sidestep in favour of a lobster
dinner at Brown’s Wharf Restaurant on the seafront. This has a giant plaster
fisherman in yellow oilskins and sou’wester outside, so it’s hard to miss.
Inside, it’s fish, in big quantities, and a good choice of wine, too. We had
“steamers” (steamed clams) to begin with, and I was instructed in how to
remove the flesh from its protective “sock”, then rinse it in broth before
dipping it in butter. The steamers didn’t quite happen for me; I think it
may have been something to do with that word “sock”.
Then came lobster in the local way: boiled, with “drawn” butter. No amount of
hot lobster will overcome my European prejudice that the best way to eat it
is cold, with home-made mayonnaise, a sharp, green salad and brown bread on
the side. That is not the sort of reservation you bring up, however, when
being overwhelmed by American hospitality, which — Bush, Iraq, Guantanamo
and other disasters notwithstanding — is a humbling constant.
Unless you’re a vegan thalassophobe, you’ll like Boothbay. And it also
provides a good base for further exploration. I drove to the Phippsburg
peninsula, the next one to the west, and rambled round there for a day.
Popham Beach, long, dune-backed and sunny, is the main attraction in the
area and is usually full of swimmers (though the water is not that warm),
canoeists and people just lying down eating lobster rolls in the sun.
On the west side, by Casco Bay, is the small fishing village of West Point.
When I last went, in 1994, it had two general stores, but both have recently
been converted into residential houses. A single developer seems to have
built up a number of properties here, slightly out of scale with the rest of
the village, but the character of the place has remained the same —
laid-back, slightly scruffy, with great views of the sea. Typically Maine.
The pleasant Sebasco Harbor Resort, less than two miles away, has golf and a
swimming pool and all that stuff, but this is not a place where things are
really laid on for you; in fact, a little planning is essential for enjoying
this coast.
That’s what I like about it. You have to find a farmers’ market or
organic-vegetable shop, because the stuff in the supermarkets tastes of
nothing; but they exist, as does decent wine if you sniff around. If you go
to the fish plant in the evening, you can get tuna fresh from the sea and
lobsters for less than $10 a go. Then all you have to do is sit back on your
deck and watch the dying sun cast shadows on the sea.
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