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By the standards of the modern BMWs, Audis and Jaguars against which it is
intended to compete, the new Chrysler 300C is a flawed car. And this from a
marque whose image would be confused were it not already barely detectable.
So it says something about the power of charm that these words are flowing
from my fingers with an enthusiasm I cannot remember any 30-grand saloon
engendering in the recent past. The 300C is not a very good car but, to the
right sort of person, it may just come to be thought of as a great one.
I’ll explain. Think of a Chrysler and there’s an equal chance that anything
from a large MPV, a retro-funky hatchback, a cute coupé, a small saloon or
even an 8 litre supercar could float through your mind. We know they come
from America, but it’s never seemed clear what their focus in Britain was.
This speaks of a brand personality more splintered than split, and adding a
large saloon to the unlikely mix would hardly seem to help bring a sense of
cohesion. Bringing the 300C to Britain — as Chrysler will next year — seems
at first a triumph of optimism over common sense, and even pure folly when
you consider its merits relative to the German opposition.
Its platform is evolved from the E-class Mercedes — not the one you can buy
today, but the previous generation, a car I was writing about 10 years ago.
The only truly Chrysler element of the running gear is its engine, which,
instead of being a Stuttgart-designed multi-valve marvel with a quartet of
camshafts, is a simple slice of Detroit metal with two valves for each of
its eight cylinders and a single camshaft. They call it the “Hemi” because
its combustion chambers are hemispherical, something of an innovation when
Chrysler began making Hemis in 1952.
At first glance the 300C appears to be the worst of all worlds: a cynical
plundering of obsolete engineering to be foisted upon a public the company
must hope wouldn’t know a good car if it ran them over.
Then again, just look at it. It is a masterpiece from front to back — I love
its high waist and short glasshouse. Unmistakably, unapologetically
American, it oozes cool and confidence.
Now turn your attention back to its mechanics: the old E-class chassis was a
class act then and so it remains. And as for that apparently antediluvian
engine, it’s actually brand new and, in one respect at least, a sight more
clever than any European rival. Boasting 5.7 litres and 340bhp at maximum
effort, if you choose merely to potter it automatically turns off half its
cylinders, boosting fuel economy by 10-20%.
Use all eight cylinders and the 300C is quick — the claimed 0-62mph time of
6.4sec seems conservative. Its Mercedes five-speed automatic gearbox is
smooth and slick but I’d have preferred a slightly louder, more raw exhaust
note for that authentic muscle-car sound.
The age of the chassis shows most on tight roads, where the stiff steering
feels lifeless, the nose heavy and the ride jittery. Give it some space,
however, and a decent road surface and it can be hustled along at a pace
you’d need an unusually well driven European saloon of similar power to
eclipse. It’s also refined enough for normal conversation to take place at
130mph.
My biggest quibble is with the interior. It’s a triumph by American standards
but is still miles behind the Audis of this world. There are too many hard
plastics, poorly fitted panels and unrelieved expanses of grey to come close
to the quality the customer now expects. It’s not exactly a grand saloon in
the US fashion, either — space in the back and boot is acceptable but no
more.
Which is why I struggle to see how the 300C Hemi (and the 3.5 litre petrol and
3 litre turbodiesel variants) is going to tempt buyers from the German
quality manufacturers. It may be that Chrysler is able to sell the 300C for
more than £10,000 less than the equivalent BMW or Audi, but in a market
propelled by a fanatical desire to drive the “right” car I doubt even that
will be enough.
All is not lost, however. Chrysler should point the 300C in a different
direction. There is good evidence that the market for large mass-produced
saloons is waning, with Ford and Vauxhall for example electing not to
replace the Scorpio and Omega. This provides an opportunity the 300C can
exploit, particularly as Chrysler aims to shift just 2,000 a year in
Britain.
It is a car that oozes charm. And who cares about a lack of brand image when
you’re selling against cars as forgettable as a Peugeot 607 or Volvo S80, or
as conspicuously ugly as a Renault Vel Satis? If I was offered a 300C as an
alternative company car to any of the established players in this class, my
fleet chief would lose his arm at the elbow.
VITAL STATISTICS
Model: Chrysler 300C 5.7L V8
Engine type: V8, 5654cc
Torque: 340bhp @ 5000rpm / 387 lb ft @ 4000rpm
Transmission: Five-speed automatic, rear-wheel drive
Suspension: (front) coil springs, double wishbones, anti-roll
bar (rear) coil springs, multilink axle, anti-roll bar
Performance: 0-62mph: 6.4sec / top speed: 155mph
Price: £30,000
Verdict: More than makes up in charm what it lacks in image and
outright ability
THE OPPOSITION
Model: BMW 545i SE, £41,925
For: Driving experience, engine, build quality
Against: Highly individualistic styling will
polarise opinion
Model: Mercedes E500, £43,750
For: A consummate all-rounder
Against: More expensive, quality not what it used to be,
especially inside; dealers can be poor
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