Kim Fletcher
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Naturally, the company you work for says it loves you. We are a people business, it says, join our great team! To listen to the company, you’d think you were leading an exciting life with friends at a holiday camp rather than whiling away the days with dull colleagues in a grey office block.
The truth is that your employers don’t love you at all. They hate you. Not you as a person — as an employee — because everything about you is a cost: your salary, your national insurance, your pension, your PC, your phone, your workstation and its costly space.
They hate you because you take days off sick, because you come in with a hangover, because you make personal calls and look at funny viral e-mails, because you gossip. They hate you because you skip off each evening without a care in the world. They hate you because you are young and because you are old. They hate you for going off to have children and for not going off to have children but worrying that you should have done. They hate you because you haven’t the brains to make money on your own. They hate you for having the brains to ask for more pay.
Surely they can’t hate me, you say. I make money for the company. I am afraid they do; they suspect that you could be making more of it, that you might — just might — be indispensable.
So next time you see the boss gazing out over your floor, do not imagine it is a look of pride. He or she is looking at rows of little cost centres and wondering how many are worth it.
Come the day they say they hate to have to let you go, you’ll know that’s not true, either.
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Elaine from London - so true. I worked for two years as a legal secretary, which also unofficially included training other secretaries (and lawyers) in various basic things, particularly searches and MS Office packages (secretaries should already know these as they are a basic job requirement!) and in the cases of some lawyers, even correcting their appalling spelling - and these are people with degrees. The general consensus is that being a secretary is not a skilled job and anyone off the street can do it - a fact that my ex-bosses are finding out to their cost. Their latest secretary consistently addresses letters and cheques to the wrong people and sends out half-finished documents (great for a legal firm). Returning from two weeks leave, she returned for a few days and then was signed off for another two weeks with stress! That must have been some traumatic holiday! Good secretaries are skilled, professional and work damn hard and they deserve respect.
Emma, Southampton,
As a secretary in a surveyors I can agree with a lot of these points.
Admin and Secretarial staff are not as appreciated as so called "professional" staff who although have letters after their names do not always have the common sense or initiative to create any office strategies or improvements to help themselves or others. Or if asked to co-operate to assist the whole team cannot be bothered. Admin/accounts/office management etc are just as important as a fee earner. Also there is still a "looking down their nose" attitude which can only add to the feeling of being just tolerated and not truly valued. This is also shown in any bonuses or "perks". The admin staff which actually keep the whole thing running are just seen as replaceable or taken for granted or even thought of as "should be grateful" and not as valued.
Elaine , London, UK