Dorfy, London W11, asks: “People ask me why I have not married, nor had a partner. What should I say?”

It is impertinent of anybody except a close friend to ask such personal questions. I should try something such as: “I’m still waiting for Mr/Ms Right.” PH

Clare Abbott, Oxford: “Smile very sweetly indeed and say, ‘I guess I’m just too ugly’.”

David Agress, Newport Beach, California: “Tell them that to date, you have found that you are never in more agreeable company than when you are on your own.”

Irvin Major, London NW8: “Why should I be like my friends— divorced?”

Anthea Bain, Bury St Edmunds: “The only response to such an impolite question is, ‘Just lucky, I guess’.”

Tim Mickleburgh, Grimsby: “It’s none of your darned business.”

Elizabeth Ambler, Exeter: “Smile, smile, smile . . . and change the subject, even if it is only to comment on the soft furnishings or weather.”

Readers are invited to send their responses to this week’s question by August 23. A selection will be printed in a fortnight.

I hate dogs. But I have a friend who persists in bringing her chihuahua with her when she comes to dinner. How can I discourage her?

I. R. L., Birmingham