Andrew Frankel
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Remember the Audi quattro? Of course you do. Launched 27 years ago it became one of the most significant cars of the 1980s.
This roomy, civilised, outstandingly quick and entertaining machine was the car that took four-wheel drive out of the fields and proved to a broadly sceptical world that it could turn a good sporting car into a really terrific one. And Audi has used its quattro technology ever since, not simply as a device to power all four wheels, but as a brand-building tool of rare potency.
But while Audi has had no trouble at all updating, refining and redefining the quattro system, the quattro itself has proved to be more difficult to replace — in fact nigh-on impossible.
Since the original died at the end of the 1980s, Audi has produced many fast and capable coupés, but none has come close to capturing the hearts of serious drivers like the first did. However, now it has made another, and on paper at least it seems to stand every chance of recapturing the spirit of the car that created the whole quattro phenomenon.
It’s called the S5 and it is the current flagship of the new A5 range of smart-looking coupés, due on sale in the UK in July. Like the old quattro it is a four-seat coupé with rear seats that can accommodate children and small adults in reasonable comfort, and quite unlike the TT coupé, whose rear quarters are frankly unfit for human habitation.
But unlike the quattro, whose 2.1 litre five-cylinder engine could muster only 200bhp, this one has a V8 motor of twice the size, with 354bhp up its sleeve, easily trouncing the 302bhp of its closest rival, the BMW 335i coupé. And at £39,825 it seems reasonably priced too.
It impresses at once. It feels solid and spacious, while the cabin is up to the usual exemplary Audi standards of good taste and ergonomic efficiency.
The big V8 fires with a purposeful roar and then settles down to an invigorating rumble that promises much for the road ahead. And it really does deliver. All that power makes highly inadvisable numbers appear on the speedo with startling rapidity, while the exquisite thunder of the engine, allied to a quick and slick gearbox, means you need a positively saintly disposition — something I sadly lack — if you’re not to fall victim to its illicit charms.
If all roads were straight and smooth, you’d be looking at the new best car in the class. Unfortunately they’re not, so you aren’t. It used to be with a sense of weary inevitability that I would discover yet another sporting Audi that failed in the corners to match standards set on the straights, but I really did think this one would be different.
This is the third new Audi coupé I’ve driven this year, and the first two were a revelation: the new TT was a big improvement over the old and the R8 was an astonishing first-attempt bullseye at building a car that not only went as a supercar should but handled like one too. Sadly, however, it seems Audi’s priorities were elsewhere when it went to work on the S5. Despite using a new platform that will also be used for the next generation of A4 saloon, all those familiar feelings came flooding back to me as I headed for the hills. It just didn’t like the twisty stuff.
There is something wrong with its ride, too. You don’t need a mountain road to know a car’s suspension is too stiff — a small pothole, ridge or lump will do the job nicely, and here in northern Italy, as in the UK, these are in abundant supply.
At first I hoped this reflected nothing more than an extremely sporting approach taken by Audi. No such luck: it’s an intrinsic problem and a distraction. Like all Audis, the S5 covers the ground quickly and with very little drama, but I want more from such a car than an objectively impressive display of competence. I want a car like this to make me part of the action rather than simply directing it. Instead it feels aloof, carrying out your instructions simply because it has to rather than because that is what it was created for.
There are, of course, many who will buy this Audi for its good looks and impressive performance, and I would not say they’d be making the wrong choice. It is doubtless a car that will prove better to own year after year than to drive for a single day; it will retain its value very well and will make you look interesting in front of your friends, particularly when you let them experience the full potency of that fabulous V8.
To the traditional constituency of Audi fashionistas I imagine it will prove to be a very appealing product.
But what I cannot see it doing is persuading those to whom driving pleasure matters very much to forsake their BMWs for it. A 335i coupé is perhaps a little slower, but only a fool presumes that speed and fun are always the same.
Ultimately, it is a car for the Aled Joneses of this world. In a recent documentary he learnt to play the drums and then opted to play his big live gig, not with some hard-hitting gods of rock, but instead with Chris de Burgh.
I’m not saying that was either right or wrong. It’s just not me.
Vital statistics
Model Audi S5
Engine type 4163cc, eight cylinders
Power/Torque 354bhp @ 7000rpm / 324 lb ft @ 3500rpm
Transmission Six-speed automatic
Fuel/CO2 22.7mpg / 298g/km
Performance 0-62mph: 5.1sec / Top speed: 155mph (limited)
Price £39,825
Verdict Further proof that fast and fun are not the same
Rating 3/5
Date of release July
The opposition
Model BMW
335i M Sport Coupé £35,760
For Engine, ride and handling balance, price
Against Bland looks, iDrive operating system
Model Mercedes CLK 500 Avant Garde £47,675
For New V8 engine gives colossal performance
Against Very expensive, design getting old
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Doesn't seem right comparing this to the 335i. Which, IMO, is a nicer looking car in M Sport spec. The 35i (and d) BMW engine is fantastic, award winning engine. But it's a twin-turbo (so no turbo lag!!!) This is essentially a detuned RS5 being sold at a much cheaper price as the RS5 will probably be around 50/60k (M3 money).
A better comparison to the 335i would be an A5 3.2FSi, which it wipes the floor with. The 335i's official figures are modest as well so as not to take away M3 drivers. It is known to do 0-60 in 4.8 seconds whilst the M3 is 4.3, so the quoted figure is little over 5. If BMW were to sell a detuned V8 then it would make the 335i pointless.
For a super fast V8 there's the M3 or if you want to ride in comfort and luxury go for the Merc CLK-Coupe 500 Sport with an AMG body kit. If you want a car that wil in 12 months time be driven by every 25-50 year old as a company/fleet car (although most of them will be a 2.7 TDi S-Line) then by all means go for this.
David James Smith, Hale, Cheshire, England
you should really compare it to the BMW 335iX AWD to be a valid comparison. Too often, reviews compare by the seat of their pants.
Try the RWD BMW in snow, sleet, or rain!!
PKN, Omaha, NE, USA
having owned an S5 for 4 weeks and clocked 2000miles in this period I can confirm this is a well executed design that performs , cossets and handles better than lesser mortals unlike the correspondant could expect.
On a recent trip to Scotland it was a joy to drive the only problem being the threat to my licence.
I'm sure on track days an M5 or M3 would out perform it, but would you to take your own car to such punishment I couldn't afford to! The M5 I followed to Scotland couldn't shake off the S5 so I'm sure most of us will enjoy owning and driving such a beautiful machine.
Bill, Sheffield,South Yorks
W H Burrows, Sheffield, South Yorks
I dont consider myself to be the next Lewis Hamilton so style, comfort and quality come before handling. I have just been through an exhaustive test drive period trying Porsches, Jags, Mercs, BMWs etc etc. Its true to say that some were faster, and some were better round the bends but i am absolutely convinced that the Audi is the best all rounder. A car for the real world.
Just ordered my S5 and have no doubts it was the right decision.
ian crosbie, Broughton, UK
It indicative of the progress made with these cars that you're not raving about what should be considered one of the most exciting cars you can currently buy in the real world. I've owned many BMW's and driven some exotic stuff but most high performance cars are compromised in some way. For those of us wanting something that looks great, is beautifully built, sounds amazing and drives well, I think the S5 takes some beating. I drove one last weekend after an extended drive in a new M3, call me anything you like but I thought the S5 was a better drive in just about every condition perhaps bar the race track. Credit to Audi for building a car that does exactly what it says on the box, yes they can build a faster one with better on the limit handling (RS5) but how many people really need it ??
Last point, the S5 doesn't photograph well, it needs to be seen to be appreciated, when we took the demonstrator through town, it turned more heads than the slightly obscure M3.
Pete, Southampton, UK
Ordered my S5 after a test drive and to be honest it is not as aggressive or handles as good as an RS4, but for £20K less did not expect it to and to be fair to Audi, they have designed this car for customers who want something beautiful, fast and and comfortable on a day to day basis. Bored of BMW's and a A5/S5 is different and a refreshing change.
I thought the handling was very good and only a crazy person would want to push it beyond it's limit? Do not understand the reviewr about the ride being hard, as I found it extremely smooth and no issues with bumpy roads. The interior and build quality is the best in its class with a real sense of being cossetted and as mentioned in the review it always nice to own a car that has good residual values.
Can't wait to get mine!!!!
Mark, Solihull, West Midlands,
Sorry you've got it wrong! Come out of a BMW M3 and taken delevery of a S5-- just as much fun, but more refined and safer in the wet--and we've had plenty. Got rid of the MN3 as couldn't get it up my drive on the one day of snow we had..and that was after it spent 2 days stuck in the hospital car park. My only criticism is the fuel economy.
Ricardo, Amersham, Bucks
Good artical Andrew but I do think that Audi have come up with the right goods. It looks stunning and the A5 will strick the right note with its target audience.
I for one have no resevations about changing my A4 Quattro for it. Fleet user choosers will also love it, not every one wants a BMW !! Bring it on the S5 will sell and I cannot wait to get my hands on it.
The early 1980's Quattro Coupe was a rallying sensation, this new model is really pointed at a different target market. General fleet users will love it and fleet managers will love the initial high residuls. As a day-to day user I cannot wait for either a demo or a test drive. Press launches are fine but longer term use and overall reliability live up to a lot.
Audi have really come up to the mark and that is welcomed as we all do not want to be driving BMW coupe's. Well done Audi.
MVG, Fishguard / Brackley, UK