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I recently did a job that involved driving a Porsche Cayenne Turbo to the Cotswolds. Once work was completed I could see the photographer hungrily eyeing up the Porsche for the return trip, because he, poor soul, had arrived in a Nissan Micra.
Being in no particular hurry and not yet having driven the new Micra, I
happily set out for home in the Nissan. Within two miles something quite
incredible dawned on me: on twisting British B-roads, a 10 grand Nissan
Micra was more fun to drive than a 70 grand Cayenne Turbo.
There, I’ve said what I had known all along: properly executed small cars work
better in the real world than almost any other breed.
I was reminded of this last week as I found myself bombing across Wales in a
new Mitsubishi Colt 1.1 litre Equippe, hooting with laughter at every turn.
And before you conclude that I need help, or at the very least to get out
more often, you should put yourself in a similar position.
Blessed with a rasping three-cylinder engine whose diminutive size belies a
power output comparable with many 1.4s, allied to compact dimensions, quick
steering and excellent grip, the Colt was entertaining me as much as many
allegedly more sporting cars and, for the bulk of the time, doing so
reasonably legally.
Its acceleration is, frankly, modest, so the trick was to carry as much speed
as I could into each corner, using the brakes as little as possible. And
because the Colt is light and has been set up by people who are clearly on
top of their game, it all worked beautifully well.
This I had not expected. The Colt’s official selling point is the flexibility
of its interior. Not only is it arguably the most roomy car in its class, it
also has rear seats that slide, split, tip, tumble, recline, remove and
probably cancan if you ask nicely enough. Take out the rear seats and you
have a load area unrivalled in the class, put them back and it’s unlikely
that four adults are going to be better accommodated in anything else.
Before you start thinking that we have a new class leader on our hands, the
Colt is not without its problems. That 74bhp 1.1 litre engine may have a
power output you’d usually associate with a 1.3, but you have to work the
car hard to make the most of it, and at a steady cruise the fizzy little
motor is rather too vocal for comfort.
There are both 1.3 and 1.5 litre four-cylinder versions of the same engine,
but experience of them in the new Smart ForFour — which shares more than
half the Colt’s components — suggests they are nothing like as characterful
or appealing. Its usually fluent ride quality can also be disturbed quite
easily by poor road surfaces.
Various aspects of the interior grate too — there are some cheap plastic
fittings and the upholstery is a sombre grey. In a car costing just £1 less
than 10 grand, more can be expected, even given a generous list of standard
equipment; this, after all, is 1.4 litre Polo money.
On the whole, however, it’s surprisingly hard not to like and harder still not
to spot its significance. Mitsubishi absolutely does not want you to think
of the Colt as an MPV, because the market for such cars is tiny compared
with that for conventional superminis, but that is exactly what it is: we’ve
had big MPVs for 20 years and we’re now getting used to mid-sized MPVs. It
was only a matter of time before someone did a mini-MPV, and this is it.
I know it’s a contradiction in terms but that’s exactly why it is so clever:
these days we’re sophisticated enough to recognise the worth of small
estates and off-roaders designed only to go on-road. The Colt is just
another niche within a niche, masquerading as a mainstream car.
Personally I can’t spot the drawback. It’s not as if it’s some outsize
imposter in a small-car class — both the Ford Fiesta and Skoda Fabia are
longer, and while it is a little taller than average for such cars, I think
its design is integrated and appealing. And if that’s what is required to
create such a spacious interior, I’m all for it.
But what struck me most about the Colt was how much better it was at its job
than the Smart ForFour. The Smart has a less roomy and versatile interior,
is uglier and, when I drove it, I found it rather dull.
Mitsubishi has done well with its first attempt at a car in this class. The
real challenge, however, will be to get it onto the shopping list of a
notoriously conservative public for whom the idea of a Mitsubishi supermini
is not even on the radar screen. If Mitsubishi can find a way to entice them
into the showrooms, then I suspect this fine little car will do the rest for
them.
VITAL STATISTICS
Model: Mitsubishi Colt 1.1 Equippe
Engine type: Three-cylinder, 1124cc
Power/torque: 74bhp @ 6000rpm / 74 lb ft @ 3500rpm
Transmission: Five-speed manual
Suspension: (front) MacPherson struts, anti-roll bar (rear)
coil springs, torsion beam, anti-roll bar
Performance 0-62mph: 13.4sec / top speed 103mph
Price: £9,999
Verdict: Good enough to embarrass most in its class
THE OPPOSITION
Model: Honda Jazz 1.4i DSi-SE, £10,363
For: Good looks, great packaging, Honda engineering
Against: Ride quality deteriorates over poor surfaces, limited
performance
Model: Skoda Fabia 1.4 Comfort SE, £9,870
For: Great performance, good value, fun drive
Against: Thirsty, dated cabin, large on the outside
I too am a diving instructor and have recently switched to a Colt DID from a Corsa. For a 1.5 litre diesel I have been pleasantly surprised with the power, and of course with the excellent economy. The ride is great and there is very little noise at any speed. It is easy to manoeuvre and the extras add just a litte more luxury to a car in this class (trip computer for instance). No complaints so far, other than thos soft and cheap plastics.
Ross Mallett, Burton on Trent, Staffs
I'm a driving instructor and use my Colt just about every day. Engineering-wise it's just about faultless, and has never let me down once. It's got several nice features which you tend to find as time goes on, and the performance is very adequate. Lots of room inside, and clever rear seats which adjust / fold to give good load carrying room. As a workhorse I would recommend it.
On the other hand my local dealer really couldn't care less, and if you are looking to fall in love with the car's character, forget it - it just hasn't got any. The cheap plastic inside really does let it down - mine was delivered new with several scratches already present in the soft material.
Jeff, Poole, UK