Tom Whipple
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Anyone who believes that a McDonald’s A level is an easy option should come to the Friar Street branch on the third day of the Reading Festival.
I worked there for two summers during my sixth form. It was dirty and tiring, at times humiliating, but it taught me more about how to work and how to deal with people than all my A levels combined.
On festival days the first order of battle was to secure the toilets. Two employees were posted at each door where, mustering all the authority of their checked shirt and golden arches hat, they collected receipts before letting people use the lavatory. A third employee policed the cubicles themselves: no alcohol, no sex and no drugs. By evening the latter would be relaxed to just Class A substances.
Meanwhile the kitchen was frying a burger a second, struggling to cope with the demands of the nation’s rockers. Under those conditions if you slacked off, or decided that a task was beneath you, you were out of a job.
McDonald’s should not just be allowed to give out A levels, they should become a full degree-accrediting body. It is not that I do not value my A levels. Intellectually, they were thrilling. It is just that, in contrast to my Saturday job in McDonald’s, it would be difficult to argue that they were useful.
At sixth form I studied maths, maths and extra maths, with a little bit of English for balance. Such a rigorous grounding in the foundations of calculus prepared me for my degree, an advanced grounding in the foundations of calculus, and then perhaps for a master’s. But I didn’t do a master’s.
The ability to shovel s***, whether literally (the day the plumbing broke, my worst McDonald’s shift) or metaphorically, is, however, a skill that stays with me to this day.
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Great article Tom, although I think it would have benefited from a photo of you in your uniform.
Huw Griffiths, Sydney, Australia/NSW
As my parner says. Who would want to keep a burger flipping Maclevel on a CV for a prospective employer to see. Internal to the trade of high street venders, yes it carrys weight, say like a 99p cheese burger kind of weight. When others see it they say something like. Gor blimey! this means the holder of the Maclevel can remove the gurkin when you ask. That 99p then drops to two plug nickels.
andand@kent, T/Wells,
During my sixth form years I worked in many industries in the Birmingham area in my summer holidays: stocktaking (labouring) in the motor industry in Longbridge, clerical work in the motorcycle industry, pipefitter's mate, welder's mate, assistant in a carpet warehouse, labourer on a building site (Castlevale). I learned a great many practical skills during this time, and I also learnt that there were a great many bright people in menial jobs whose talents were being wasted. It prepared me in later life for 'Management Consultants' who didn't have the faintest idea of what went on on the shop floor and had quaint ideas of the working classes being forelock pulling thickos.
I learnt a great deal, both about people in the workplace and in terms of practical skills, but none of it could in any way be likened to the rigours of A levels. These latest proposals are part of the continued dumbing down of our educational system in order to fudge the figures for the politicians.
Bill Q, Derby,
As a former employee of McDonalds, I understand the hard work it entailed and the experience it gave me. But experience is all it should be. The whole point of school, college and university is to gain qualifications. Jobs like these are there for the experience of work only whilst studying, not for awarding qualifications, otherwise what is the point of going to college or uni?
Ash, Sheffield, UK
Work experience is not a qualification ! Being competent at your job is important but having a piece of paper to say you are is not the same as having an A level and it shouldn't be sold as such . A level maths shows a level of numeracy that may be welcome in any number of working environments . Having a mAc level shows that you are capable of working in burger bars ...
Benzo, Nr Chelmsford,
The author fails to understand (as does the government) that the reason McDonalds should not grant A-levels (and why the new diplomas are a waste of time) is because there is an important difference between academic and non-academic qualifications. Job skills are important, but can be acquired in many ways, without needing a qualification (hence the various questions on application forms for jobs). Academic skills are different and are not simply designed to enable someone to function in the workplace.
The government has such a crude economic/utilitarian view of education (unlike good economists) that they are eroding the quality at the top of the system for dubious benefits to the least able. No one has yet provided a coherent explanation for this.
John Scott, London,
I think this is an excellent example of what supposedly 'menial' jobs can teach young people. I learnt a hell of a lot from working for a major high street retailer throughout my acadmic studies. Working in such places gives you life experience and prepares you for your future career in way that no acadmic learning possibly could.
Joe, Bristol, UK
What exactly is the point of this piece and its relevance to the proposed A-levels?
Sure; the writer was an elite member of the McDonalds staff register, at a branch where the SAS regiment of burger bars is required.
But what does this have to do with offering a-level courses to staff?
Alex, Nottingham, UK