David Lister, Scotland Correspondent
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They look no different from any other transatlantic passengers as they walk through into departures or enjoy a final drink at the airport bar. Perhaps they seem a little nervous and maybe their hand luggage looks a bit heavy, but otherwise there is nothing to mark them out as haggis smugglers.
But today, on the 249th anniversary of the birth of Robert Burns, an unprecedented number of otherwise respectable Scots and Americans will try to circumvent a US ban on British offal products so that they can celebrate Burns Night as it is meant to be: in the company of the “great chieftain o’ the puddin’-race”.
Growing interest in Scottish culture has prompted a surge in the numbers attending Burns suppers across the US. Record amounts of genuine haggis – complete with sheep’s lungs, heart, liver and stomach lining – are expected to make it past eagle-eyed Customs officials and sniffer dogs trained to pick out meat.
Anecdotal evidence suggests that many have already arrived in passenger luggage and that scores more were last night en route through the mail.
Erlinda Byrd, a spokeswoman for US Customs and Border Protection (CBP), cautioned: “We take this very seriously. If it is found, it is confiscated and destroyed.”
In a country where meat usually means steak, the idea of eating proper haggis is still too much for many to stomach. Ms Byrd added: “One thing I am absolutely sure about is that our officers don’t eat it.”
The US Department of Agriculture (USDA), which has banned haggis since the first BSE crisis in Britain in 1989, said: “USDA and CBP are aware of country-specific holidays and are on heightened awareness for products that may be smuggled in during those times.” Each day there are about 4,300 seizures of prohibited meat or plants at American ports of entry.
Although the Department of Agriculture does not have numbers for haggis smugglers intercepted, it said that seizures had been from passengers, with “no commerical smuggling incidents”.
Haggis smugglers caught in the act face a fine of up to $1,000 and the prospect of having their name “flagged” for special attention by Customs officers on future visits.
Nonetheless, reports suggest that the number of Americans and Scots prepared to take the risk is rising.
One Scot based in New York said last night that her “package” had finally arrived after 12 hours of anxiously monitoring its progress using a tracker number on a courier firm website.
She said: “It looks great, but it stinks a bit.”
At the other end of the haggis run, an Edinburgh-based butcher confessed his secret life as a haggis smuggler. Speaking from the office above his shop, on condition of anonymity, he said: “I took a couple of canned haggis over a few years ago, but even that’s illegal. I put them in my suitcase – along with three bottles of whisky – and crossed my fingers. I was fine.”
Fraser MacGregor, co-owner of Cockburn’s of Dingwall, a butcher renowned for its haggis, said that an increasing number of Americans were buying haggis with the open intention of smuggling it back to the US.
He said: “In the past six months we have had about 100 or so coming in and saying, ‘We’re going to take this home’. We tell them it’s their risk, though some ask for advice on how to look after it while they’re travelling.”
Before 1989 imports of haggis were permitted, but even then it was not allowed to contain lung, which was deemed unfit for human consumption by the Government in the early 1970s.
Instead, tens of thousands will celebrate Burns Night tonight with American-made haggis without the “pluck” – sheep’s heart, liver and lungs.
Nutty heart of a nation
— Haggis, known as Scotland’s national dish, is made from the heart, liver and lungs of a sheep and boiled in the animal’s stomach for three hours or until “warm-reekin”
— As the English edition of the Larousse Gastronomique, the cookery encyclopaedia, puts it: “Although its description is not immediately appealing, haggis has an excellent nutty texture and delicious savoury flavour”
— Haggis has been synonymous with Robert Burns ever since the bard wrote his Address to a Haggis, published in the Caledonian Mercury in December 1786 The first recorded Burns Supper was held in 1801, five years after Burns’s death, when nine of his friends sat down to toast him and recite his famous poem before eating haggis By tradition, the dish should be served with “tatties and neeps”, and a dram or two of whisky after it is paraded into the room with a piper
— During the third verse of Address to a Haggis, the person reciting the poem cuts open the haggis, releasing a puff of steam
— Macsween of Edinburgh, the haggis maker, produces about 300 tonnes – nearly half its annual output – in the three weeks before Burns Night on January 25
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While visiting Scotland I enjoyed Haggis at every opportunity, It never dawned on me to try anbring some home! The harried US customs officials thought nothing of 'stamping' this old(er) lady through with 'nothing to declare' tho my bags clanked. The stuff sold in America as 'haggis' is putrid.
Carol Lee Wood, Newington, Connecticut, USA
Mr Mann from warwick - Haggis are generally made from beef, lamb and pork sometimes but some butchers make a lamb only haggis and that will usually say so on the label.
Mr Hecht - The reason Haggis is mentioned is because here in UK technically haggis is not meat - under new EU crazy laws offal is not recognised as meat hence the requirement to name haggis as a product.
Cheers !!
JOhn, edinburgh, midlothian
My wife and I just returned from a glorious 3-week visit to Scotland (and Ireland). While there, we attended a show featuring the "Haggis" . . . the ceremony followed by a meal including haggis and all the traditional trimmings.
To us the Haggis was horrible, but the ceremony (the piper, the cutting, the presentation) was fabulous.
I could leave haggis on the corner of my plate regularly just to experience the ceremony and the wonderful Scottish people involved with haggis.
DocChuck, Columbia MD, USA
Fond memories of organising a truly international Burns' Night Supper in Frankfurt a few years back: The haggis smuggled over from Aberdeen in my laptop case, explaining in an eclectic combination of English, German and Italian to Italian and Spanish chefs how it needed to be cooked, 1 chap from NZ piping the dish in and the 'Address' . Several wee drams later and 20 colleagues from all over the world were tucking in while the utterly bemused Italian waiting staff looked on. Fantastic!
Anya, Cheltenham,
The Texan who commented that they are acceptable haggis available in the states may have missed part of the article, "American-made haggis without the âpluckâ â sheepâs heart, liver and lungs." Which essentially means, it's not haggis.
Tim Hamilton, Chatham,
Actually a really robust and spicy red wine (eg Chateau Neuf de Pape) works quite well with haggis.
Jamie Andrea Scott Angus, York, England
Do you want melted cheese with that?
Frank Upton, Solihull,
The idiocy of the whole thing is that you can purchase American-made haggis quite readily, although why anyone would want to is a mystery to me.
Rich, Aurora, CO
Wine doesn't go with haggis at all. Whisky is a bit of a gimmick too; frankly you would be better keeping your nip to the end and having it as a digestif.
A well-flavoured beer like an IPA or 80' is actually the ideal accompaniment to haggis, as it is to rich, spicy, fatty foods in general.
Burns refers to that kind of beer as 'reaming swats that drank divinely' in Tam O'Shanter; although Tam (in that unfortunately familiar manner) is having a drinking session and not bothering with food at all....
Gordon, Aberdeen, Scotland
This time of year always makes me feel rather anxious ...
Richard Haggis, Oxford, UK
It's nothing to do with BSE. We are allowed to bring no meat products, cheeses, or fresh fruit and vegetables back into the States after travel abroad. So, it's not just haggis that's banned. By the by, we have some acceptable haggis made over here by Scotsmen; I plan to have one this evening for Burns Night.
S I Hecht, Houston, USA
MMM, Haggis, Neeps and Tatties, I also love haggis with a baked potato, very fine.
Tip of the day, if you are not having an alcoholic beverage with yer haggis, have a glass of ice cold, full fat milk - magic!
Robyn, Aberdeen,
"How can a country that gave the world MacDonalds dare to ban haggis?" - George, Glasgow, UK
Because they're American.
Pete, Cov,
I thought BSE affected cows?
Haggis is made from Sheep.
Oh well. That's Amreicans for you.
E.R.Mann, Warwick, U.K.
How can a country that gave the world MacDonalds dare to ban haggis?
George, Glasgow, UK