Rosie Millard
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Here’s Jamie Oliver, setting out to change the world. Again. Or, as he puts it: having sorted out school dinners, he now wants to alter “the face of eating in Britain”. With a three-pronged approach.
No, not the Naked this or the Happy Days that, or even Lovely Jubbly the other. His new vehicle is the Ministry of Food, named after the wartime government institution that tried to get us all to cook our greens properly.
There’s a Ministry recipe book coming out and a Ministry TV show – so far, so familiar. But this time Jamie is going further: he wants us all to preach the gospel of the new Ministry. Grab a Jamie Oliver recipe and “pass it on” is his current mantra.
So that I fully understand, he’s decided to pass one on to me. And so here I am, knocking up a chicken korma with the cheeky chappie in the studio kitchen at his east London HQ. Forty people are beavering around us on computers, but Jamie and I are by the stove, chopping up ginger. An underrated spice, he says.
“I don’t know what your knife skills are like,” he says pleasantly. I hover nervously, big knife in hand, over a thumb of ginger. “Rock it – rock the knife as you chop,” he says.
As ever, he is casually unkempt, quite the young British millionaire in expensive Fila zipped top and sneakers. This is a man who has so many missions, not to mention empires – restaurants, books, TV projects, a cooking school – that you wonder if he has time to do anything other than sleep.
Plus a newly pregnant wife, Jools (snapped last weekend walking imperiously beside Jamie, who was toting at least four bulging carriers), and two daughters, Poppy Honey, 6, and Daisy Boo, 5, who attend a private girls’ school in north London and have been spotted chilling out at Buckingham Palace garden parties.
All of which may explain why 33-year-old Oliver is looking pale with fatigue. Nevertheless, he doesn’t forget the mockney chitchat as we’re a-choppin’ and a-rockin’, and even throws a chummy arm around me as we slave, not very hard, over a hot stove.
I’m handed an onion, and throw in a flash trick – chopping it into downward slices and then sneaking in a long horizontal slash so that the onion is instantly bisected. I do hope Jamie’s noticed. I want him to like me, because he’s a likable bloke. That’s his selling point, as well as the fact that he describes cooking in the most touchy-feely, accessible and contagious manner possible. Even more than Nigella. Jamie just wants you to love cooking – to feel that cabbage, to have a slurp of that custard, to flip that pancake.
His latest idea is that you learn a recipe, an easy one like our korma, (which he sums up as “an assembly job, and then a decanting job”), and then pass it on to someone else. The catalyst behind this evangelism? Recently, he realised that most of us have no idea about cooking. We can’t fry an egg. We can’t boil an egg. Hell, we can’t even boil water for the egg. We are all going to Obesity Island in a reinforced rowing boat because we can’t feed ourselves properly.
It’s certainly true that, for all Jamie’s popularity – and £25m empire – few of his readers are busily whipping up his recipes. We use his books for coffee-table decoration. Or bedtime reading. Or doorstops. We don’t necessarily cook with them.
Jamie knows that because he’s been filming in Rotherham, that Yorkshire mining town where irate mothers passed burgers through the school railings after Turkey Twiz-zlers were banned from every school dining room in the nation – thanks to Jamie’s school-dinner show, in which he exposed the lack of taste and proper nutrition in most school dinners. The Rotherham mums later claimed they were shovelling in tuna sandwiches (yeah, and Ryvita), but nevertheless, Rotherham became a byword for a populace that existed exclusively on food-stuffs whose most recent provenance was a polystyrene box.
Armed with missionary zeal, plus the obligatory TV crew, Jamie met people who had never peeled a carrot, and tried to convince them to dump the kebabs. By the end of programme one, a woman who has never boiled a pan of water is cooking flash-fried salmon for 100 people. Not quite the feeding of the 5,000, but nearly.
Indeed, Jamie’s disciples have pledged to carry on the Word after his departure. These include a man in his eighties, a single mum and a bricklayer. And that’s the whole point.
“Every crap cook can cook this curry,” he says, as I tip in a tin of coconut milk. “My class had no confidence. And they had never seen cooking, ever, in their life. (Chop up the chicken, my love.) If one person teaches four other people, and that continues for 13 times only, that’s the population of Great Britain.”
We share a quiet moment, focusing on this startling fact. Then it’s back to the stirring and I’m offered a spoonful of korma. “I would never lie to you and say this is going to be the best curry you’ve ever had, but I can guarantee it will be tasty and it works,” he says.
Doesn’t this latest venture somewhat backfire on all his previous efforts? After all, he’s been teaching us to cook for a decade – and now he tells us we can’t even boil an egg. Frankly, we might have been better off watching Big Cook Little Cook on CBeebies.
“I know that’s what you feel,” he says, refusing to take offence, “that there are so many books, so many cook shows out there. But if you’re not engaged with food, you don’t see the cook shows. You don’t see the recipes in the magazines. You don’t f****** see them. (Let that rice steam – it will be absolutely spot on.)”
He may not be able to persuade all the unenlightened to part with £25 for a cookbook or even to watch his TV series, but presumably that’s where “pass it on” comes in. He shrugs and sprinkles almonds into the saucepan. “I have some information that some people, by the looks of it, don’t have. And I feel that it’s my job – why I feel that way, I don’t f****** know – to show them how to turn on a pan of water.”
Oliver clearly enjoys being a missionary in the kitchen. If you can’t make lasagne, he feels compelled to tell you how to do it. I mention that I have a downer on the dish, and he’s off: “Single cream, chopped anchovy, grated parmesan, chopped rosemary, a little nutmeg,” he says, almost marching me out of the door to source some pasta sheets. “Takes 30 seconds. And none of that f****** roux white sauce!”
What drives him? Why does Jamie Oliver, with his lovely lifestyle and his mega career, exhaust himself trying to reach people who patently don’t care what they put in their mouths? “I force myself to do it,” he says. “I know I’ve put myself at the mercy of the public, feeling uncomfortable and more vulnerable than all the other celebrity chefs put together. (Tear that coriander up. Now sprinkle it from a height – not to be poncy, but because if you do that, it goes everywhere, which is good.)”
So I’m tearing and sprinkling as Jamie continues to ruminate: “People have been let down. If you have 30 years, during which time both parents have to go out to work, you’ll end up with young mothers who have never been shown how to cook at home, never been shown how to cook at school, basically buying into the only solution they know – which is to spend £100 a week on shit.
“I think TV can tick a lot of boxes but there’s nothing that can replace skin on skin, mums and their children, and cooking in schools.”
What does he think about Ed Balls’s recent announcement of a £150m fund to ensure every secondary school has cooking lessons back on the syllabus by 2011?
“It’s better than what we had before. Will it make all the differ-ence? No. It’s not enough. A lot of school kitchens are falling down out there, and that money isn’t going to necessarily touch the sides.”
He produces a copy of the new Ed Balls-endorsed free school cookbook (available on www.dcsf.gov.uk/ publications), which is being offered to every 11-year-old in Britain, and sniffs contemptuously. “The cookbook that every child will get. I have red stickers all over mine, put there in anger and shock.”
I take a look. It’s full of uninspiring recipes such as “Roast chicken legs. Ingredients: two chicken legs”. Not very lovely jubbly.
“It’s implying it’s something that it’s not,” he says. In other words, hardly likely to inspire a new generation to cook. He’s passionate about that, feeling that there are already “three lost generations” with no cooking skills at all.
“There needs to be a f****** master plan, with something central,” says Oliver. Like the Ministry of Food?
“Possibly. The government has said that every primary school child should be taught to cook – but I already know that primary schools won’t be given facilities to do this, and that Ofsted won’t be regulating or checking up on what they’re doing. Teachers won’t be taught or trained how to do the cooking [classes]. And also there is no syllabus. So is it all lip-service? Are they actually going to do cooking in primary schools?”
That’s Ed Balls put back in his box. Meanwhile, Jamie Oliver is already bracing himself for critical reaction to his own latest project.
“Will people say this is a vanity project?” he asks rhetorically, knowing the answer. I mention that it wouldn’t be the first time he’s felt a critic’s knife. “Yeah, another one,” he mutters. (“Now, make a well in that and pour the curry into it. Go easy. People hurl food onto their plates, and I think, f*** me.”) He truly does love food. He doesn’t go all snobby about taking shortcuts; during our cookery lesson, he lav-ishes praise on Patak’s curry paste, “and I’m not paid to promote it, or have anything to do with it”. Unlike Sainsbury’s, which he promotes in return for a million-plus pay cheque.
Talk of money makes him uneasy, as though he’s ashamed of making too much, too young. “No one goes into cooking for a millionaire lifestyle. My dad [who ran a pub in Clavering, Essex] is very comfortable now, but he was skint when I was growing up. Every pound he earned was a hard one.
“Then I had this strange moment – and within years, the public decides my future. My first book went to No 4 in the charts before the first programme even came out, and I got rich very quickly. I had always been brought up to be very embarrassed by [money], and Dad always said never talk about it.”
Hence the charity projects, and the missionary zeal. Guilt and self-belief. It’s a strange rocket fuel, but it works for Jamie.
Our curry is cooked. “Have a little taste of that,” he says. “It should be as good as anything you’ve bought as a takeaway. If not better.”
It’s divine. He summons a minion to his side. “Get Rosie a bag.” Oh, goody – a takeaway: that’s supper sorted. Actually, no. What I get is a large bag full of raw chicken. Plus an onion, some curry paste and a tin of coconut milk.
“Pass it on”, you see. Start a chicken korma virus and hope it gets around the nation. “Contrary to random pieces of incorrect stuff which have appeared about me in the papers,” says Jamie, who is clearly a bit more thin-skinned than he seems, “I am a great believer in the British public. Pass it on means your little bit of effort makes a difference.
“That,” he concludes, dressing the curry with lettuce and a dollop of yoghurt, “is a bloody lovely dinner. Tuck in.”
Afterwards, I go home and cook the recipe for my children. They say it’s the nicest thing I’ve ever made.
Jamie’s Ministry of Food begins on Channel 4 on Tuesday at 9pm
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jamie please can you educate pubs and restaurants in giveing the public ,the choice of high fat coleslaw or reduced .I and millions suffer diabetes 2 ,plus those wanting to eat healthily ,there can be no difference in price. there are alot of meals that include mayo and coleslaw please help.
Babs watson, wakefield, west yorkshire
I just think Jamie is great!!! He has "zing"..and "style" and his recipes are great....keep up the good work Jamie...I only have to look at the schools meals at my sons school(i'm a dinner lady) to see exactly what Jamie has done..they are brilliant...the food is fresh..the kids are happy
nic, bristol,
Whilst I have never particularly warmed to the 'mockney' persona of Jamie Oliver, there is no doubting his sincerity in pursuing this cause and a willingness by him to put his reputation on the line for something he believes in so passionately. Good on him I say.
M. Rowley, Lincoln, UK
Well done from Falkirk to Jamie Oliver. I feel that some meals can be cooked while the family are in the kitchen and getting them to help is a bonus. Get a kitchen table and sit round it. If its trays on laps, turn the TV off. Get cooking and keep talking.
Susan, Falkirk, Stirlingshire
I cooked Jamie''s 5 hr lamb in Florida this year for 5 South Africansand a Costa Rican purely from memory and they loved it.One of my ambitions in life is to take a new recipe to everyone I stay with in exchange for one of their favourites.
I applaud Jamie for his efforts to improve our diet
Jane Short, Beckenham, UK
if you google jamie oliver chicken korma you will find the recipe
Andre, Evesham, UK
Like others have mentioned if the idea is to 'pass it on' then you need to print the recipe !
Well done to Jamie who is actually trying to do something about the terrible diet of many people in the UK , he puts the government to shame .
Mark, Hull,
Jamie is a hero. I am always encouraging friends and relatives to cook more. I have a store of easy recipes that I print and give out to anyone who wants them. I made tomato soup yesterday for a neighbour that contained two ingredients and some seasoning. It was fabulous.
Alice Taylor, Wells, Somerset
Thanks for your help so far in getting me to cook - I had forgotten the joy of eating tasty food.
Next stage - please help me cope with modern life. I cannot cook at lunchtimes, and I am also away from home with my work. If you would publish a book on this I would buy it in a flash.
Cheers,
N Appleby, Brisbane, Australia
So lets have the recipe then,.....you're missing out on passing it on.
Iain Williams, Caracas and Margarita Isla, Venezuela
I had cooking/ nutrition lessons at high school in Australia during the late 50´s. It didn´t help. I can honestly say I never learnt to cook anything until the 70´s when my interest was awakened by the more interesting foods that started to become available at that time.
Pamela, Munich, Germany
'...Jamie Oliver's recipes are not exactly healthy are they (coconut milk?!) Oh, for goodness sake, stop all this guilt-ridde, health-Nazi nonsense!
Steve, Torrington,
Maja Hosking from Macedonia
I don't think I've ever heard Jamie Oliver swear on his tv shows. He uses quaint words like 'pukka' but I'm pretty sure that's as far as it goes. People are allowed to swear in normal everday life. It's up to the reporter they want to include that in an article.
Lil, London,
I had a couple of brief cooking lessons in school in sweden, and I still make mashed potatoes that exact same way.
I am still baffled by the attitudes of parents, who discourage attempts to give their children a better diet! parents are supposed to be making you eat your boring, healthy greens.
estelle, harrow,
Can we have the recipe for the chicken korma please?
Kate, London,
I cannot get enough of this man. His passion, vision and drive are so inspirational.
This week I passed on my beef jerky recipe to my dad who was visiting from Yorkshire.
Though early I was commenting to my husband that Sat afternoon when I was growing up was always spam and tinned green beans.
Lyndsey , Boston, USA
I know he blames dyslexia but I have trouble being told what to do, how I should eat and live my life by a man who, on his own admission, has never read a book and thinks reading is "boring".
CAMetcalfe, Essex,
Why does he have to swear? His shows and books are so family and school-oriented, and using such a language is shocking... Good food is not all our children need in order to develop properly. They also need good examples to help them accept good manners and moral values.
Maja Hosking, Skopje, Macedonia
Jamie and Nigella, Rock my cooking world, I am Captain/chef onboad a 58ft private yacht out here in the US so I love to bring something British out here because some americans still think we like everything cooked WELL DONE, and with no adventure. The US is amazing, New England Chowder rocks.
James, Newport, RI
Domestic science i.e. cooking was long taught in schools until some genius of an educator decided that should be replaced by nutrional science i.e check the label and open the can. Another barmy idea to add to the barmy idea mountain
bob holme, Axbridge , England
Lovely article, but am I missing something? I don't see the recipe for the Chicken Korma in the article... Is there a link?
Stephanie H. , Rohnert Park, CA, USA
If Jamie was really promoting his ideas to be 'VIRAL' he'd put it all online; which is really the only place this concept can work. But no! Its comes in a good old fashioned expensive hardback! He's almost as annoying as Chris Martin.
Anthony Forbes, London,
Despite good intentions Jamie Oliver's recipes are not exactly healthy are they (coconut milk?!), i am hoping his new cookbook will remedy this.
I have taken interest in cooking thanks to Simon Rimmer from something for the weekend as he does basics cookery tips that arent pretentious
Mark Davies, CARDIFF, UK
Jamie suggests that Lasagna should be made without a bechamel (roux) sauce. This is interesting and contrary to the opinion all Italians, whom I know and, also, contrary to Jamie himself. In his book "Jamie's Italy", he makes a lasagna alla caccitora with (guess what?) a bechamel sauce.
Marc, Paris, France
I like Jamie & understand where he is coming from. A consumate cook & single mum myself , my son was a cook by 10 whilst my daughter, same home, food upbringing can't & won't cook. The problem is deeper than show and tell 1 recipe, it's having the ability to imagine what things taste good together
Una, Nottingham, England
Paul, Paul, Paul! Its people like you who need to learn from this article. Take a step back and see the big picture. This is an article about eating well on a budget - did I see the word "free range" in this article at all? No - just good advice on how to cook healthily, cheaply and simply.
Sue, London, UK
@ Paul, Nottingham.
You don't need free-range chicken for this recipe, and nowhere in the article does he mention it. If a box of diced basic chicken breast is all you can afford, that's fine - you can still make this and it will still taste great. Also he's obviously not upper-class.
Octavia, Oxford,
All very well if you can afford his luxury free range food but there is a recession on, or didn't he notice
Tell the upper class multi millionaire nonce to stop interfering in our lives, it is bad enough with unelcted Prime Minister
All we need is being told what to do by an unelected Cook!!
paul, Nottingham, England
Splendid stuff, Rosie! Why don't we teach our children how to cook, how to understand traffic and how to read and write? Anything else is icing.
Chris Bennett, Palm Beach, South Africa.
Chris Bennett, Palm Beach, South Africa
Cooking should start at home! My daughter is 2.5 is up on the counter with me every evening 'helping mummy', she makes more of a mess than anything but you are never to young to start. And on a morning if I make her pancakes, she has to 'mix' or there is a lot of screaming!
Cherie, Newcastle upon Tyne,
Rosie, where is the recipe for the easy chicken curry please. Spread the virus by email.
. . . and . . . Jamie for ever
Bruce Scott, Albany, Australia
Good Lad, Jamie! For too long kids have had lessons about everything about food except how to cook; I know, I'm a teacher and a parent and feel so sorry for my colleagues who are expected to teach " food" (not cooking) in lessons barely long enough to boil and egg.
Lynn, Cheltenham,
Cooking, basic bookeeping and critical thinking are 3 musts for our children if they are going to survive in these interesting times.
Udo, Melbourne, Australia
By 'sneakers', I presume Rosie means trainers? We really don't want or need any more Americanisms in the UK, as the country has been degraded enough by the worst of American culture, such as fast food chains and lousy Steven Spielberg films. All the best to Jamie though - he's a grand lad.
David, London,
I teach food 'Technology' in an Ipswich secondary school.
Therein lies the problem.
I am not ashamed to say that I am a cooking 'mercenary' and really couldn't give a hoot about Ed Balls and QCA's Technology curriculum for post 14's.
Long live Jamie - I fully support him and have for 6 years.
B C Cullis, Framlingam, UK