Alexandra Frean, Education Editor
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Students are operating a black-market trade in food banned in schools, including burgers and chocolate, in a backlash against healthier canteen menus such as those espoused by the celebrity chef Jamie Oliver.
Newly installed healthy menus in school canteens and the removal of junk food from vending machines have created a gap in the market that students have been quick to fill. Some of the most sophisticated operations are taking place at business and enterprise schools.
The move to healthier meals in schools was prompted by Oliver’s crusade in 2005 against Turkey Twizzlers and other unhealthy foods.
The following year the Government published a report setting definitive nutritional standards for school lunches.
One young smuggling mastermind, when finally caught, said to his school’s headmaster unapologetically: “But we were only doing what you taught us in business studies, Sir.”
After a tip from a head teacher at a Dorset secondary who broke up a “seriously big smuggling operation” run by a schoolboy, The Times has uncovered several similar contraband schemes. The head, who did not want to identify his school, was convinced that the switch to a healthy menu and the policy of keeping pupils on the premises at lunchtime had created an opening for entrepreneurs.
He became suspicious when he noticed two 14-year-old boys approaching the school weighed down with Lidl carrier bags.
“The thin wiry creatures, in full uniform but with shortened ties, shirts hanging out, were walking a heavily laden bicycle. The bags were dripping off the bike’s handlebars, crossbars and saddle like a scene from some desperate endeavour on foot and mule to reach a lost city in the Peruvian mountains,” he said.
A teacher nicknamed Columbo tracked down the boys and their illicit cargo: 60 cans of fizzy drinks and piles of milk chocolate.
“We discovered they were just the buyers. Someone else had funded the purchase, a player who in turn was funded by unknowns, who were taking the lion’s share.
“Getting to the core of the operation was like peeling an onion, there appeared to be no centre,” the head added.
He suspects that similar operations are happening to a greater or lesser extent in most schools.
Sure enough, when The Times appealed to head teachers for similar tales, the response was rapid and clear.
“It has happened to us. Kids with motorbikes buying McDonald’s burgers in bulk and flogging them in the playground. We are a business and enterprise school in Essex so I guess I should not be surprised,” one said. “When challenged, the boy at the centre said he was just being enterprising.”
Another, this time from Wales, said: “The ‘McDonald’s run’, where sixth-formers with cars take orders for the lower school who are locked in at lunchtimes is one of the best bits of student enterprise I have seen for a long time.”
It is not just business studies teachers who have been giving children ideas; it is also the parents. Two mothers from Rotherham gained publicity for feeding burgers to their children through the school railings after the introduction of a healthy new menu.
Brian Lightman, president of the Association of School and College Leaders and head teacher at St Cyres School in Penarth, Vale of Glamorgan, said that the healthy eating initiative would only succeed if students were allowed a say.
“Because these changes have been imposed without allowing time for them to gain a sense of ownership, schools are reporting cases of students finding innovative ways around the new regulations,” he said. Of course, if today’s teenager crisp smugglers really want a good excuse when caught, they might be well advised to point to Jamie Oliver himself. As an enterprising 11-year-old he used to lease school-lockers from fellow pupils, from where he would sell sweets he had bought at the cash-and-carry.
Alternatively, students could also point to the teachers who regularly sneak out at lunch time for burgers and chips, now that they are no longer on the menu.
On and off the menu
— At least two portions of fruit and veg per day, per child. One of these should be salad or vegetables and one fruit — fresh, tinned or a fruit salad
— A dairy food must be available
— A non-dairy source of protein — meat, fish, eggs, nuts, pulses and non-green beans — must be available daily. Red meat must be available at least twice a week in primaries and three times in secondaries. Fish must be on offer once a week in primaries and twice in secondaries. Oily fish has to be available at least once every three weeks
— A starchy food, either bread, pasta, noodles, rice, potatoes, sweet potatoes, yams, millet or cornmeal, must be available daily
— All drinks are prohibited except for skimmed or semi-skimmed milk, pure fruit juices, yoghurt and milk drinks with less than 5 per cent added sugar, combinations of the above, low-calorie hot chocolate, tea and coffee
— Manufactured meat products must meet legal minimum meat content levels. They must not be economy burgers
— No table salt
— No more than two deep-fried items per week
— No sweets, chocolate or savoury snacks, apart from nuts and seeds
— Pupils must have access to free, fresh drinking water at all times
Source: Times Educational Supplement
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In my school the rule is that to buy a pastry or iced bun you have to buy something savoury to go with it. I find it ridiculous that I can vote in a general election yet I do not have the right to buy a single iced bun. The result: we all slope off to the corner shop and buy chocolate instead.
Elinor, Maidstone,
As a sixth former in a grammar school that shall remain anonymous, I was making around £100 a week like this. My head of year seemed amused it by it more than anything else. I mean buying a six-pack of Coca-Cola for £2.50 and selling individual cans for £1 was a license to print money.
Steven Gund, Osterley,
I think they made a mistake by 'outlawing' things like burgers. The kids should be learning how to eat a healthier and more balanced diet, and not that certain foods are allowed and others aren't.
Rebecca , NY, US
Forcing children to learn or eat, will not allow them to learn about the consequences of their own actions, and doesn't foster self-responsibility or self-sustainability.
The only solution is to re-think how "children actually learn"? What is the essence of education? What is the nature of children
Phobe, Panzhihua, China
Ah the public school prison system, with all it's foolishness.
Link, Kunming, China
Leave the kids alone and we will continue to face the health implications - rising diabetes rates etc. So maybe we have to tough it out. Just continue to educate more and more children about healthy eating, so that future entrepreneurs will be setting up illicit smoothie stills!
Diana, Derby, uk
Give the junk food back to them instead of having this big furor, they'll realise the consequences later on.
Scarlett, London,
I live near a high shcool where the children buy junk food at lunch time .Some of the young girls look about forty and can hardly walk owing to obesity and the same goes for some of the boys .I'm nearly seventy and looking at old school photos we all appear slim and healthy looking ,
Sabina Hastings, Nottingham, Britain
My late father always kept animal fat from frying for re-use. As a biochemist, he said that cholesterol is soluble in alcohol and if too much malt whisky shortens my life by a couple of years so what. He died at 87. His tee-total ex-wife and kid-brother, died in their 70s. Explain!
tim, Dinan , France
that last bit detailing the menu reminds me of the instructions given for raising livestock; particularly chickens. even down to the instruction to have fresh, clean water available.
clarence, butte, usa
And in the future these very same people will sue their education authority for not preventing them from eating unhealthy food. How about the schools keep the names of the entrepreneurs, then if anyone is to be sued, it can be their responsibility.
Chris D, Edinburgh, Scotland
What a joke and a half
Y, Manchester,
A wonderful example of market forces determining supply and demand. The Economics teacher that many of these schools are probably lacking is surplus to requirements after all.
Thomas, Baguio, Philippines
I used to do the same when I was in school in the UK. The "tuck shop" used to sell terrible snacks, and i used to ride to school on my bike stopping off at the corner shop on my way to stock up on supplies. Good way to supplement my pocket money!
Seb, indianapolis, usa
So how many adults eat food they dislike and how many customers does Jamie Oliver refuse to serve in his restaurant when they order so called unhealthy food? Leave the kids alone weve all been there.
Cromwell, Leeds, England
If kids want to eat junk let them.You can't demand they eat rubber salads and overdone potatoes. That sounds like something out of Nazi Germany to me! I used to come out of P.E. starving and all i wanted was a hot dog with a slice of cake to fill me up, not a portion of salad and 1/2 a stale potato.
George, Chester, Cheshire
Is it possible, the reason why children are swopping healthy food for buggers and fizzy drinks, might be linked to the end taste of the food? I don't believe children are averse to healthy food and maybe Jemie's culinary style might not be the answer-apparently, its not working. I'd like to 've a go
Ebuni, London,
Kids should be educated about the consequence of eating too much junk food. It is mainly the parents' fault for not having a healthy living life style. Lots of them like to stuff kids with sweets just to keep them happy. It is totally irresposible & naive not to think of the long term consequence.
js, edinburgh, UK
RE: "he noticed two 14-year-old boys approaching the school weighed down with Lidl carrier bags."
What on earth can teachers be up to when they can't spot so obvious signs.
Sounds as if they could make good prison warders. They are 'blind' too!
Geoff Malthouse, Newark on Trent, UK
Very intelligent of the pupils really, shows initiative. Shame that pupils still want foods that are unhealthy, but by nature of their adolescence they will rebel and therefore show preference to foods which are banned, such as fruits and vegetables. Younger pupils will then follow this social norm.
Sarah, Scarborough,
I see the cost of a school dinner is to break the £2 mark. I suspect if students are permitted to bring their meals from home, that will be banned by Fixed Penalty Notices.
Robbie in California. Stay in school!!! The dollar sign goes before the amount, i.e., $20. Not after.
Dennis, Portland OR, US
I'm embarrassed for anyone who thinks this is somehow impressive. Childhood obesity is rampant (In the UK and USA) and the parents who were feeding burgers to their children through the garrison should be admonished. He who thinks this is 'left' is wrong, you think deadly foods are right?
Patrick, York, UK
Well duh! when I was at school many moons ago, I ran black markets in condoms and my dad's porn mag collection.
Supply and demand, market forces, initiative.... All things I learnt at school but not from school.
Ken Hall, Barrow in Furness, UK
Good lord! The Brits show initiative!
Where has subtle 'school mastering' gone?
Turn smuggling into an O level.
Demand your share of the cut!
Announce the profits at school assembly and ask the whole school to congratulate the young businessmen.
Insist on affirmatiive action - girls too!
Jo, Olney, UK
Oh, my God, surprise, surprise. Start issuing tickets, fine them, start following them round with the cameras and pounce on them when they eat something they shouldn't, start issuing . And I suppose the imbeciles in power didn't think this sort of thing would happen? And who the hell cares?
Paul Downes, Milton Keynes, Bucks
Very funny. Good to know that boys will still, and always will, be boys.
Jonny, London, UK
What joy this brings, made more spirit lifting when I read
>Because these changes have been imposed without allowing time for them to gain a sense of ownership...."<
What a great response these children have shown. Faith in youth has been re-established
More please -like Oliver said.
Tom Taylor-Duxbury, Ludlow, UK
at this rate we will see violence as kids protect their territories from competition and informants being beaten up.
Ian, Helsinki, Finland
Sounds like a prison menu. What did these left wing idiots expect?
Derek, Seattle, USA
mmmmm...sounds American lol
caroline, chelsea, USA
I am 15 years old living in California. This year my school stopped selling candy. I bring about 40 units of candy/day . Each unit costs about 33 cents. I sell 30 or more units a day. With a 66% profit per unit, I profit at least 20$ a day. Thats 100/week and 400/month. Yay Capitalism!!!
Robbie Gillis, Riverside,
I suspect that if I were still at school, and being forced to eat unappetising food that conforms the ideas propounded by the food Nazis, I too would find some way to eat what I chose.
Chris Palmer, Southampton,
The media, as usual, celebrate the enterprising racketeers. The teachers call it fun. Meanwhile the stupid victims are left to damage themselves and potentially their lives. Who cares about the odd few new diabetics when we can envision business entrpreneurs smiling their way to millons.
Ken, Oxford, United kingdom
Oh my God, HILARIOUS! But no suprise there really lol
Daria, Ripon,
critical regulation on kids
tom tao, yangzhou , china