Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk past again?

When God made you he was showing off.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Well it's enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is James.

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Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Were you arrested earlier? It's got to be illegal to look that good?

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south?

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

There is something wrong with my mobile phone. It doesn't seem to have your number in it.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Do you have 20 pence? I told my mum I'd call her when I fell in love.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

How was heaven when you left?

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Is it hot in here or is it you?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do i have to walk past again?

When God made you he was showing off.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Well it's enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is James.

Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Were you arrested earlier? It's got to be illegal to look that good!

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

There is something wrong with my mobile phone. It doesn't seem to have your number in it.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Do you have 20 pence? I told my mum I'd call her when I fell in love.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

How was heaven when you left?

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Is it hot in here or is it you?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

I'm a great swimmer: can I demonstrate the breast stroke?

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