David Lister, Scotland Correspondent
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It looks like a cross between a badly-designed UFO and the house made of sweets found by Hansel and Gretel in the forest.
But although estate agents would struggle to write the blurb for Steve James’s cottage — “distinctive” and “idyllic location” being the more obvious selling points, along with, perhaps, “guaranteed, despite nursery rhymes, not to get blown down by wolf” — there is one thing they would not have a problem selling: the price.
It cost £4,000 to make Mr James’s cottage, less than half the amount most of us would spend on a small extension, but yesterday he said he hoped to do it for even less next time.
“It is something that anybody could easily learn to do, with help,” said the 52-year-old freelance software engineer. “The real cost of a house is fairly small. It’s always the land that makes up about 85 per cent of the cost.”
At a time when the average house price in Britain remains above £220,000, Mr James’s new home is bound to stand out — and not just because it is made of straw and has a turf roof covered in flowers.
His kitchen units come from a cedar that blew over in a Glasgow park. His sink was put together from the contents of a skip. His panelled timber ceiling is made from the changing room doors at an old Victorian public baths.
His biggest expense — £600 — was buying food for the volunteers who helped him. The next biggest, £500 each, was for floor and roof boards. The 200 straw bales cost £300 and the plumbing £200. Glass cost £150, wiring £100 and a water pump £70. Even the cooker, at £30, was a bargain.
Although it is small, there is also space for a kitchen, marbled shower room and a living area with sofas and log-burning stove.
Mr James insists that the cottage is warm and watertight. He makes do with a compost loo and rainwater filtration system, and uses a car battery to provide enough electricity to power his laptop computer, mobile phone, stereo and lights.
The house, beside a loch near Dumfries, was completed at the second attempt last November, after ten months of building time.
However, the labour of love actually began four years ago when the first foundations, a 2ft-high perimeter of rocks, were put down and a set of walls erected, only for the rain to soak them through when tarpaulins leaked.
A second set of walls was erected in 2005, when the roof was also added. After that, Mr James used what materials he could to finish the job.
For the flooring, he used wood from leftover trees from a nearby forest and polished it with linseed oil. He covered the roof with a rubber pond liner before adding turf and flower seeds.
Items salvaged from other people’s rubbish included a shower tray, front door and an oval bedroom window.
Mr James, who is deeply proud of his eco-cottage, said: “The initial buzz has grown into a sort of permanent primeval satisfaction. I sit here, it’s warm and quiet and there’s snow flying past the windows, and I think: yes, this is what it’s all about.”
He believes that straw, despite its vulnerability to the nursery-rhyme wolves, could be used to make all sorts of buildings, including office blocks.
One thing he hasn’t quite got over, however, is the look on visitors’ faces when they first glimpse his new home.
“It’s always the same,” he said. “There’s an intense stare and total mystification, as if they can’t quite believe what they are seeing.”
Building on a budget
£600 supplies for volunteers — £500 sarking — £400 floorboards — £400 pond liner — £300 straw — £200 plumbing — £150 joists — £150 plywood — £150 equipment hire — £150 glass — £100 quicklime — £100 wiring — £100 tarpaulin — £100 paint — £100 batteries — £100 fixings — £100 fuel for power tools — £70 water pump — £50 water heater — £50 stove chimney — £30 cooker
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KR
actually many ppl live in similar properties with young children and no such fussing from social services, im afriad that past of your post ininfactual
Cottage is simply stunning, just idyllic i want one and so my my children :)
T carswell , Airdrie, Scotland
I love it! Well Done Builder James!
Of course we are surrounded by similar looking dwelling places here in the province of KwaZulu Natal in South Africa - but they do not have the clever mod cons that have been included in this little Scottish landmark!
And talking "recycling" - go see what some other ingenious builders have achieved with discarded treasures in "Handmade Houses: A Guide to the Woodbutcher's Art" by Art Boericke - a truly delightful gem of a book.
Trish Gierke, Durban, South Africa
It reminds me of the traditional way of building in the New Forest and south eastern Dorest area. 5-6 ft thick walls simply made of a mud and straw mix and rendered in lime. Some are done so neatly they just look like normal 19th century rendered brick cottages at first glance.
rob, eastleigh, england
I notice you didn't point out the second biggest cost after the land - the cost of meeting council red tape in the form of the Building Regs. Plus the fact that any parent who took a child into such a home runs a severe risk of being arrested on the orders of the local Social Services gauleiter with his little red book of rules - or is it little book of red tape?
Oh - and you forgot the fact that as soon as we get cheaper housing the chancellor will just lower stamp duty to keep the MPs pension find topped up properly.
KR, Stockport,
Id live in it! Is he married? I dont see anything wrong with re-using things that others have thrown. I have been in some very nice houses and some real dumps since moving to this country 6 yrs ago. The one thing I do notice is that people here seem to settle for slip-shot work from builders on new and old builds. At least if this guy finds something wrong he can fix it himself for little hassle or money. He will never have to get the plumber for a plugged loo! I would require a TV or room for lots of books other then that, what more could you want the Scot country side and no mortage!
Heather Thomas, York , UK
I'll stick to brick, mortar and a flushable toilet thanks.
Honestly, this mania over global warming is becoming embarrassing
Phill , The Wirral, England
Personally as a carpenter and builder I could have built this much quicker and cheaper single handedly.
Don't get me wrong I love the idea, just don't like the amateurish hippy like approach.
What no one has considered is the small matter of Building Regulations, I imagine this project would fail on every single point. (eg Pond Liner on the roof, substitute Sarnafil)
I am working on cheap simple Buildings using readily available materials and agree that the cost of the land is the real problem.
Malcolm Head, Dulverton, Somerset
First try buying the land, & getting planning permission!! & for years my furniture was from dumps & skips out of necessity . What used to be seen as a 'hippy' type of existence is now to be 'de riguer', cool & trendy & oh so ecologically right on.
Makes me wanna spit. . . . .
Ozbird, Wellington,
Interesting. Well done him. This sort of project makes me wonder why we still build houses in the way we do - and I realise that this method probably isn't the answer. There must be a faster, cheaper way to build houses than piling bricks on top of one another. A way that would not only be cheaper and more ecologically sound, but would also result in better looking houses with more variety. Hell, anything to get rid of the bland monotony of 'executive 4 bdm' developments.
Our forefathers, without the 'benefit' of architects and planning officers, managed to build attractive and varied houses. We should be able to do even better with modern materials, techniques, and good architects.
Steve, Torrington, Devon
It looks cosy and sweet. And what a lovely, smart way to live in the countryside.
Edith Spencer, Portland, Oregon, USA