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We were loading up the car at Balbriggan Golf Club when the man we chatted to in the bar approached us brandishing a map, showed us which route to take to the next course and then, for good measure, gave us the map anyway. “I know where I came from so I don’t need it any more,” he smiled, and walked away.
Sometimes you just know when you have arrived at a special place: Balbriggan, north of Dublin, is one of those places. Opened in 1945, the clubhouse is all dark polished wood, trophy cabinets, a ticking clock and deep comfy seats. A solitary man was seated in one collecting the "Early Bird “green fees - €20 (£13) before 10am - who chatted amiably.
We asked where to get coffee. "Down there," he gestured, "at the garage. They do a very nice takeaway." The club and its two occupants had that atmosphere of easygoing affability. Nigel, the club pro, pointed us to the locker room. The security code? "Oh, it's 1-2-3-4 - think you'll remember that lads?"
Nigel insisted I try out a secondhand driver I was eyeing up in his shop. According to the green fees collector, Balbriggan has the best greens in Ireland and he may be right. It was a fantastic course, teaming with wildlife, lush fairways - and greens in superb condition, as true as any of us had played on.
For two of our party of three, it was a first time golfing trip to Ireland. We knew about the Irish Open at Adare Manor in Co Limerick, and had heard about the famous west coast courses as well as the K Club, Mt Juliet and others west of Dublin. But we decided that we wanted to get the best of both worlds – Dublin for the craic and great golf without breaking the bank.
There are 30-40 courses within easy distance of Dublin - and a new road tunnel from the city's port out to the M1 and airport meant we could leave our city hotel on the banks of the Liffey and arrive at a course within 20 minutes. Each of the three courses we played (a country club, village local and links - costing an average £20 each) are also close to the airport - so you can, as we did, arrange to drive straight from the plane to a course. We also played on our last morning before heading straight to the airport.
The first course was St Margaret’s Golf and Country Club after flying into Dublin at Sunday lunchtime. There we had our first pint of Guinness and a sandwich before a chat with Gary in the pro shop - who gave us some tips on the course with the easy informality that is second nature in Ireland.
It was at St Margaret’s that a brave heron flew 10 feet in front of me heading for the same pond on the second hole as my brand new Pro V1. Possibly no one told the heron we were on the course because in perfect symmetry the heron and our balls flew (or sometimes dribbled) into the various water features.
St. Margaret’s is a gem of course combining water and sand with lush and manicured fairways and true greens. Designed by Tom Craddock and Pat Ruddy it should provide a challenge to every level of golfer offering the low handicapper the chance to attack the greens and the rest of us the opportunity to open our shoulders and go for it. As one of my playing partners commented shortly before his ball flew into another hazard “ Life’s too short to lay up!”.
After the workout at St Margaret’s we headed for Jury's Hotel in Dublin where after a shower and change of clothes, we settled into a pint at the hotel bar to ask the barman where the craic was on a Sunday night. Except we couldn’t because Pavel came from Eastern Europe, as did his assistant, and most of the staff at the hotel.
Accepting defeat we climbed into a taxi and at the drivers recommendation headed for O'Donoghues in Lower Baggot Street, a great pub with traditional music, good Guinness and lively but not aggressive customers. In fact there never seemed to be any “edge” in Dublin. Even the tramp asking for a handout wished me a good day after a polite refusal. Hours later we poured out of the door and wondered why we couldn't find any authentic Irish cooking at 9pm on a Sunday evening. Inevitably we ended up in an (excellent) Indian restaurant in Ballsbridge.
The next morning, after a full Irish breakfast, we headed out of Dublin to Balbriggan. Hares the size of small dogs crossed our paths continuously right up to the 18th. A large animal our Kiwi friend Paul identified as a wolf traversed the fairways ahead of us. The group of golfers we let play through as we searched for our balls did so with such good grace that we almost decided to just play Balbriggan during our stay and forget the other courses.
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