Anthony Peregrine
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The hotel: “I’m not sure I’m ready for the Costa Brava,” said my wife. She was thinking of the Staggering Daves, the Shazzers and the tequila boom-booms at 80p a throw that have forged the costa’s image.
“My precious,” I said, “it is off-season. The Daves and Shazzers are safely at home right now. Furthermore, there’s nothing wrong with Daves and Shazzers. They include some of my dearest friends.
“And anyway, the Costa Brava is long and varied. We are not going to go where the Daves and Shazzers go.”
So she stopped quibbling and came with me to the Hotel Llafranch, in Llafranc. Three days on, I could barely get her home again. “Just six months more. Okay, five,” she cried, as I bundled her into the lift and out across the lobby.
Llafranc rarely fails. How could it? It’s on that serrated section of the Costa Brava a time-warp away from Lloret and Tossa de Mar, God bless ’em. Slotted into a Catalan cove from central casting (curving bay, big sky, looming headlands, circling hills), the village has segued from fishing to leisure without ceding to lunacy. Streets remain white, tight and aromatic with cooking smells. Nothing rivals the church tower on the skyline.
The place still runs to local rhythms, now buffed up with a patina of civilised hospitality. I shared this thought with my wife. She was sipping a cava on our sea-view balcony. “Buffed up with a what?” she said. “Fill my glass, please.” Which rather proved my point.
The Hotel Llafranch, especially, is good at that. It’s good at most things. White, light and quite stately by the bay, it has seaside panache with roots. Elizabeth Taylor and Kirk Douglas passed through in the days when the Costa Brava was exotic and impossibly distant. The parties were legendary. Or, as the hotel itself puts it, “its famosity was reaching superior levels”.
The famosity hasn’t noticeably declined. Hollywood heirs could still turn up, to mix with zippier elements in from Barcelona for the weekend, my wife and I and a barful of villagers loudly putting the world – or, at least, the village – to rights. It’s a brilliant mix, with boisterousness still bubbling below the surface, in the Catalan manner. I still don’t quite know how the conga got started after dinner on the Saturday.
But the essence, off-season, is calm. We took long walks along the beach, past other hotels and restaurants shut for winter, then up and round the headland to Calella de Palafrugell next door, then back to our hotel terrace. The sun raised the spirits, and a bit more cava helped. We took a lively, even neighbourly, interest in the few other people about, and a proprietorial attitude to the whole glorious scene.
My wife felt she was where she was meant to be – “at last”, she said, with more force than I thought necessary. The Llafranch is an extension of the seafront by more sophisticated means. It’s airy, open, with just as much luxury as you need but no superfluous nonsense. The same family has run it for 50 years and knows how to make you feel you belong, without tipping over into mateyness. The whole thing’s a damned nuisance if you ever want your wife to be happy at home again.
The rooms: plain white walls and proper wood where it should be, these are rooms to make you think it’s summer even when it’s not. With a little lounge area beyond the bedroom, there’s ample space in which to lose your jacket for a moment or two. (“It’s on the sofa, halfwit.”) The bathrooms are contemporary – devoid of the traditional Spanish plumbing clank and with all the bits and bobs in a basket we now require. The clincher, though, is the balcony. Sitting there as the young, early-year sun lights up village and sea, you will conclude that you must be pretty special to have deserved all this. You will, of course, be right.
The food: you’re in Catalonia by the sea, so it’s fish – on the terrace if it’s warm enough, in the glassed-in bit behind if it’s not. Splendid fish it is too, served by bright-eyed staff confident that what they’re bringing is worth their while.
Suquet (fish casserole), perhaps with black rice, is a speciality, though I was just as happy with the lobster’n’clam soup. Baby octopus and txipirones (baby squid) will please those who like their meals with a tentacle or two, while cod balls might surprise those who didn’t know that cod had... Okay. I know. Pathetic.
If fish isn’t your thing, go for rack of lamb – and then puds homemade by Adelita, nicely billed as “mother of the house”. Think £25-£30pp for dinner. Then think yourselves lucky.
The surroundings: this is among the loveliest coastlines in Spain – tree-clad rocks dropping to white villages and blue sea, all dazzling in unambiguous light. There’s an easy walk to Calella de Palafrugell, a stiffer one over the headland to Tamariu. Car drivers might push on to equally spectacular spots like Aiguafreda and Sa Riera.
Inland, you could take in ancient villages of markets and melancholy music by night – places such as Pals, Peratallada and Monells. Pubol has the castle that Dali bought for his wife, Gala.
But don’t plan too much. Llafranc is, I reckon, the jewel of the district. People pay fortunes for the villas hidden amid the woodland on the slopes. If they’re all going there, it would be daft for you to leave too often, especially when you’ve only got a day or two. That’s what your wife will say, anyway. And if she doesn’t, mine will. Give her a ring.
Travel brief: Hotel Llafranch, Passeig Cypsela 16, Llafranc (00 34 972 300208, www. hllafranch.com; B&B doubles from £59). Go for those facing outward, for better views – from £75 in low season (to May 31). Girona’s airport is 33 miles away; fly with Ryanair (0871 246 0000, www.ryanair.com) from Stansted, Luton, 12 UK regional airports, plus Dublin and Shannon. Hertz, via Ryanair, has cars for three days from £41.
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