Simon Barnes: Commentary
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One of these days, one world leader or another is going to say: “You know what? It’s bloody serious, this global warming business.” But as it is, the world goes rumbling on, with people getting excited about who will be the next president and when the next general election will be – and minor issues like the end of the world hardly get a look in.
There are two ways of understanding all this stuff about the impending British disappearance of the pintail and the great skua and the snow bunting. You can see it as jolly bad luck for a few odd little bits of creation. Or you can see it as like canaries down the mine, that is to say, an early warning signal. The birds respond to disaster before we do. They send out clear signals that the process of change is irreversible. Oh, there are winners and losers, according to the projection. It will be nice to see hoopoes hopping about in the back garden, with short-toed eagles overhead and bustards strutting about. But to concentrate on such exoticisms is to miss the point: to perpetrate the jocular way that climate change is understood. Yes, yes, nicer weather, a barbie at the weekend, Pimm’s, hoopoes and purple herons in the garden: such larks! (Crested larks and woodlarks for preference.)
These birds are telling us that we have embarked pellmell on a course of extreme danger: and there seems to be no political will to control it. If we lose the Scottish crossbill, it will not be the only casualty. How sustainable is human life in a changed world? We don’t know. But if we change the world from top to bottom – and that’s what climate change means – we will have to change our own lives. That’s if survival is possible in the long term. I tell you, it’s serious.
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It is true, our Politicians continually lead us into many disasters, it seems every year there are more & more problems arising and the Politicians do nothing substantial about them. The only thing Politicians are interested in is how much money they are making. I would love to see the taxpayers of the world go on strike for however long it takes to stop these mongrels from continually ripping us off. How about Christmas bonuses for taxpayers each year and I am not thinking $50.00. People that pay, say $30.000 per year tax should be entitled to a $10.000 bonus and for lessor incomes $5.000, Our Governments need to give us some incentives to keep going instead of just grabbing every cent they can get their hands on. I believe the reason why we have a large number of teenage suicides is because they can see there is not light at the end of the tunnel and the reason for so many crimes is because we have had good teachers, the Governments. Climate change means nothing, no $$ t b gained.
Bev Martin, Gosnells, Australia WA
It is the educated press that can change the way the world population thinks about environmental issues. I would like to thank Simon Barnes and the Editor of Timesonline for allowing this article to be published. We all need to shocked and to take note of what this article is telling us.
Jim Wills, Brisbane, Australia
oh please, stop this Global whining !
Richard E. Kertsch, Munich, Germany
I haven't driven a car since 1990--my only 'green' action to date. Not even sure about the facts yet, despite this overwhelming consensus... But government could do one thing--turn rail travel green again--that would be more real and effective than all the blather I hear. Electrify the network, lengthen trains and platforms, incentivise rail travel for the consumer--this would be the real deal, as opposed to sending us pamphlets on light bulb usage.
Tom Fuller, Hove, UK
I keep wondering whether I'm on another planet because so few share my concerns.... And I have always seen a parallel on what is happening in the economy and in the environment - we live as if there is no tomorrow, we will be punished on both accounts. Inflation is the market economy's way of rationing us! But as long as people in Britain wish to be entertained rather than use their brains the Times will let thoughtless people like Jeremy Clarkson poison the minds of young testosterone driven men - and a few women who behave in the same laddish way. And you will get showmen like Tony Blair as Politicians who will inevitably lead you into various disasters.
Esther Phillips, Leatherhead,
There are too many people in the world, which is how we are poisening it, and the developments in science in the areas of genetics and physics are a real threat to life on this planet.
The only real hope for mankind is a catastrophic reduction in numbers and technology. We are clearly unwilling to do this volutarily, so our only hope is a cataclysmic natural event.
So look at massive climate as a cleansing, nature redressing the balance.
Mike Poulsen, Reading, Berkshire