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When the faecal tide hits bathing beaches, the results can exceed even your worst imaginings. In 2007 the local paper at Campbeltown, Argyll, reported that children on the esplanade were playing in water heavily contaminated with sewage and that two of them had slipped and become totally immersed in diluted excrement. Streets in the town have regularly been flooded with sewage. On August 1 last year, Sunderland City Council reported a deluge at its Whitburn South beach that left the promenade and tide line awash with “sewerage debris and dirty run-off water” in quantities “too much to estimate”. Staithes, in North Yorkshire, also a designated bathing beach popular with families but plagued with incontinent CSOs, has the worst record in the UK, failing the minimum legal water-quality standard (a statutory offence) 11 times in 13 years. Other towns in trouble include Combe Martin, Fowey, Looe, Llanelli, Aberdeen and Helensburgh.
The unsettling thing is that there is no comprehensive official record of which CSOs are misbehaving. Under their licences, water companies — which are responsible for sewerage as well as fresh water supply — are allowed to discharge onto designated bathing beaches no more than three times each “bathing season” (in England, May 15 to September 30). How often are the conditions breached? The answer is anyone’s guess. In 2006 the European Commission instigated four test cases against the UK, complaining that outflows at Torbay, London, Kilbarchan in Renfrew-shire and Sunderland’s notorious Whitburn South were discharging constantly. You would have to be a supreme optimist — indeed, blind, noseless and deaf to the evidence — to believe that, in a national network of 22,000 CSOs affecting more than 520 beaches, these four were the sole offenders. Neither is there much comfort in the fact that the three-times-a-year limit applies only to designated bathing beaches and that most of our coast has scant protection from the law.
This is why The Sunday Times and MCS jointly are inviting readers to take part in a monitoring programme designed to identify the most persistent trouble spots (see panel, page 19). Like the litter survey of 30 years ago, it should put the issue beyond all further doubt.
The Environment Agency (EA) argues correctly that water at British beaches is cleaner than it was 10 years ago. Bathing water is tested against two benchmarks laid down by the EU — a “mandatory” standard and a higher “guideline” standard, defined by the number of sewage-borne bacteria such as Escherichia coli. In 2008, 97% of the 495 designated bathing waters in England and Wales met the mandatory, and 72% the guideline standard, an increase of a third since 1998. But passing the test does not mean the water is clean, only that concentrations of faecal matter are low in comparison with others.
It has been argued — for example by the World Health Organization in 1998 — that illnesses can be caused at bacterial concentrations far lower than the mandatory limit. What it boils down to in crude terms is that swimmers at almost half of Britain’s 776 coastal bathing beaches — the 333 that failed the guideline test last year — have on average a one-in-seven chance of catching a sewage-related disease. There are also serious doubts about the efficacy of the EA’s water sampling system. Incredibly, on the very day last summer that Sunderland City Council found South Whitburn covered in sewage, the EA logged the water quality as “excellent”.
The fact is that the only safe amount of sewage to swim in is none at all. Another fact is that since the best-ever year of 2006, the graph has taken a downward turn. Water quality is no longer improving. It is getting worse. Last year 78 bathing beaches failed to reach even the minimum mandatory standard — the highest total of the century so far.
Ominously, the EA and the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs put this down to overactive CSOs and increased “diffuse pollution” — ie, dirty storm water from streets and fields. It is ominous because both these malfunctions are exacerbated by heavy rainfall, and heavier rainfall is a feature of climate change, which is progressive. Already, many of the outflows are spilling even in dry weather. All it takes is an influx of holidaymakers putting pressure on the lavatories. This is a blatant contravention of EC policy, which is that CSOs are to be used only for emergency flood relief after “unusually heavy rainfall”, not as regular conduits for sewage. This is why the four test cases have been brought, and why the UK government may find itself in court.
The EA declared in 2005 that over a third of the estuaries and a fifth of coastal waters around England and Wales were threatened by diffuse pollution and CSOs. As a result, 10 English, one Scottish and two Welsh estuaries are already “eutrophic”, meaning the water has become so over-enriched by animal and human sewage, fertilisers and other pollutants that marine life is being smothered by algal blooms and starved of oxygen. The UK is not alone. In 2007 the UN Global Environment report warned that this was an urgent worldwide problem. Again, this is not just a matter of distaste or of environmental doomsters denying libertarians their god-given right to swim in sewage. Over half the world depends on food from the sea, much of it taken from exactly the kinds of inshore waters most vulnerable to pollution.
We should not just be ashamed of what we have done to the sea; we should be afraid. Over the millennia since we first set sail upon it, we have falsely assumed it to be infinite — infinite in its ability to supply what we want from it, infinite in its capacity to absorb the leavings of our terrestrial lives. We have warmed and acidified it, killed the breeding stock, overturned the ecology, and turned parts of it into a salty emulsion of plastic slicked with oil. We didn’t mean to do these things — with rare, misplaced modesty, we doubted our power as mere flesh and bone to influence such an elemental force. Algae and jellyfish apart, nothing gains from a debased environment. The struggle for survival of birds, fish and animals around our coasts is now a permanent tableau of distress that, in earlier times, might have been recorded as a biblical plague.
Every year, numbers of seabirds are lower than the last. Puffins are a typical example. They feed on sand eels whose numbers around Britain have been doubly hit — by overfishing, and by warming waters that inhibit the plankton on which sand eels feed. Guillemots, kittiwakes and terns, too, all struggle to survive. Whole colonies, hundreds of thousands strong, either fail to return to their nesting sites or return and fail to breed. There is nothing parochial about this. Scotland hosts 45% of the EU’s nesting seabirds, so the impact is felt internationally. Kittiwakes on RSPB reserves on Orkney last year declined between 50% and 89%. Arctic skuas were down by 30%.
You may not be able to tell a kittiwake from a kestrel, but this does not mean you should be deaf to what the birds are saying. When we look at the ocean we see only the reflection of the sky. Birds see, and suffer, all that is happening beneath. It’s a message we should heed while we still can. New stricter standards for European bathing waters come into force in 2015. If the UK is going to meet them, it will need to get itself toilet-trained at record speed
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