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Key Bills of the draft Queen's Speech
David Cameron taunted Gordon Brown today over leaked proposals that the Prime Minister should star in a reality TV show, telling MPs that he should call an election instead so that the British people could tell him: "You're fired!"
The Tory leader clashed with Mr Brown after the Prime Minister attempted a political relaunch with a draft Queen's Speech that he said was designed to help those hardest hit by the economic slowdown.
Following yesterday's U-turn over the 10p tax crisis, Mr Brown announced a Savings Bill which would create a scheme for eight million people on low incomes, with each pound saved matched with a contribution from Government.

He also plans a Banking Bill, which would bolster protection for depositors in the event that a bank collapses in future in the same way as Northern Rock - and measures to help first-time buyers during the property slowdown.
The Prime Minister said that other proposals to be uneviled in full in November would include a constitution for the NHS, ensuring a good quality of healthcare.
An Immigration Bill will establish a tougher test for British citizenship, including requirements for newcomers to learn English and to show that they are making an economic contribution to the UK. Only full British citizens will get full access to benefits or social housing.
There will also be legislation, subject to agreement both by the employers, trade unions and by the European Union, to protect the rights of agency workers.
An Education Bill, meanwhile, would make schools more accountable to parents and giving them the right to regular information on their children’s progress.
"Building a more prosperous Britain and a fairer Britain is the purpose of the draft legislative programme published today for debate in this House and the country," Mr Brown said.
Alistair Darling, the Chancellor, yesterday announced the government was borrowing a further £2.7bn to compensate those who lost out when the 10p tax rate was scrapped. Mr Darling today denied that he had "re-written" the Budget.
The Government was also embarrassed by two "photo-leaks".
First Caroline Flint, the Housing Minister, was photographed arriving at Cabinet bearing speaking notes which showed that she expected house prices to fall this year by 5 to 10 per cent "at best".
Then it emerged that Hazel Blears, the Communities Minister, had been snapped carrying the print-out of an e-mail referring to a proposed political reality show starring Mr Brown. "It is a golden opportunity for the PM to gather a youth manifesto and become more popular than Alan Sugar (along with certain cabinet colleagues!)," the e-mail said.
That gave Mr Cameron an open goal today: he said that Mr Brown should not bother with a TV show just call an early election. Borrowing Sir Alan's catchphrase from the Apprentice, he said: "Wouldn't it give everyone the chance to stand up in front of the Prime Minister and say: 'You're fired.'"
Mr Cameron added that Mr Brown's legislative plans were "another relaunch" by a Prime Minister had run out of ideas. He claimed that several of the plans of substance, including that for an NHS constitution, were originally his party's ideas.
"I hope, when the Prime Minister gets up, we will get a bit of gratitude. He can't really say we have not got any substance when he has taken it whole and put it in his Queen's Speech," Mr Cameron said.
Of the banking proposals, he said: "Haven't we got a Banking Bill because the regulatory system he created 10 years ago failed in its first test over Northern Rock?"
He also said that the Prime Minister was using the statement to try to deflect attention away from the last Queen's Speech - since which he is still struggling to convince MPs of the need to detain terror suspects for 42 days without charge.
"No wonder he wants to talk about next year's Queen's Speech," he said.
Nick Clegg, the Liberal Democrat leader, pointed out that the draft Queen’s Speech had been delivered two months earlier than last year.
“We already knew that the Tories will say anything to get elected - now it is clear the Prime Minister will try anything to cling to power," he said.
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so everything they have done over the past eleven years hasn't worked . Shame it's taken eleven years to work it out .
Note the word "draft" when talking of yet more legislation , good ideas on all the major issues unfortunately if any of it becomes law it will look nothing like what you see here.
Nick Dixon, Sutton Coldfield, England
Great, more layers of beaurocracy and constitutions. No doubt we will have a few inquests thrown in aswell. We need help for people that work, pay taxes and bills. Not the unemployed on benefits. They are the only ones that can afford to save anything
john, bath,
PANICK - BIG TIME from Brown
He has had 10 years to sort out the problems - now that he is facing eviction he decides to do something -
Too little - Too late.
Giving away tax payers money - he is good at!
£26 billion on immigration and HIV costs to immigrants
Suggest contacting Brown direct.
Margaret, Bristol, UK
If Brown wants to help savers he can instruct the 'independent' BoE to raise the base rate - simple! And it doesn't require more government borrowing.
Paul, Coventry,
I'm guessing my pension is about £5000 light since Brown started raiding our pensions. Being encouraged prudently to save really does'nt wash. I also fear there will be little UK democracy until Members vote on their principles not for their copper bottomed pensions.
Ivan, London,
Brown said that following on from the "second Public Sector Efficiency Review" there would be the "lowest Civil Service numbers since 1945".
Hmmm... reduce the Public Sector to save money...
Get ready folks, for the Great New Labour Job Cuts.
aj, London, UK
Too little too late Mr Brown!
mark, Leeds,
Repeat Increase taxation, reform of the NHS, Police, Schools, increase low incomes. Repeat Increase taxation, reform of the NHS, Police, Schools, increase low incomes.
After 11 years of Labour, where are the improvements, public sector is mediocre despite be cash rich with taxation
steve tea, manchester, cheshire
If he was running a private company, he'd be fired.
He is unelected and incompetent. Same old ideas rehashed. All talk and no substance, and he clearly has no grasp of simple economics.
Katie Fraser, London,
Rather than blather on about 48 day detention Brown should set up a task force to investigate market abuse and manipulation in the oil market. Price of crude is driving the $ down, commodities, inflation and interest rates up. Our chain is being pulled by those who most stand to profit......
Will, Lincoln, UK
I'm no fan of Brown's, but does Cameron have to be so childish and, well, plain irritating? Instead of coming up with contrived one liners and rolling out the "ditherer" line time and time again, couldn't he say something of substance for a change?
D Rees, London, UK
Another hollow promise from Labour, they cannot have it both ways, a punitive tax policy which will interfere with peoples ability to save.
steve tea, manchester, cheshire
Who on earth is going to believe Brown, we all know Brown and savings are unable to be uttered in the same breath, Brown and taxes has a truer ring. He has plundered every savings ideas from equity release to pension funds and insurance schemes. His credibility is shot forever!!!
David, Romford Essex,
"Only full British citizens will get full access to benefits or social housing."
I don't believe this. I'm pretty sure Irish citizens have full rights in the UK, as they always have had, including the right to vote in UK elections.
jon livesey, Sunnyvale, CA/USA
Instead of proposing shed loads of more legislation and burdens on people and businesses, he should learn the lesson of his government's unpopularity and start
(i) repealing the regulation that is blighting business and industry and
(ii) give the people some of their freedoms back.
MikeS, York,
I had to check the date when I read this - is it 1 April?
The Savings Gateway Bill: "Because everything is so expensive, we will introduce a saving scheme for those who can't afford to".
As for the plan to aid first-time buyers in the current market, it's a good job the government is not regulated
Nigel, Westminster,
How about McBean replacing Humphrey Lyttleton as Chairman of I'm Sorry I haven't A Clue ? 'One song to the tune of another' would be about his mark, whilst in the event of his running ideas he could always take the advice of a Mrs Trellis from North Wales
john, Oxford, England
It's a pity he has taken over the role of the Queen in announcing the legislative role to Parliament.
MikeS, York,
People on low incomes can be removed from tax. Saving schemes are about keeping money on account (with the devil in the detail). A nation like the UK without its own currency with national debt is devaluing currency so this is just more Gordon Brown.
D Stanley, Birmingham, England
More confirmation (as if it's needed) that Brown just doesn't understand economics and prefers to play politics with (lots of) our money. The banks need to recapitalise; both these measures would appear to make this harder and will therefore will prolong the recession, which hits the poor hardest.
Sam, London,
British politics have always been quite a show far more entertaining than anywhere else.
Brown looke sad and weary I guess it is already time for a new pm.
I can`t see the Conservatives ever defendning the poor so how do they ever get the pm job ?
Cathy, London,
History is repeating itself 30 years on with Labour. This is desperation from a clueless government but this is too little too late. The fact is Mr Brown, the majority of the British public just don't trust you and your colleagues anymore. GENERAL ELECTION PLEASE!
Paul, West Midlands,
Brown just beggars belief! Where are the eight million or so on low income supposed to find the money to participate in his savings scheme - and exactly how much will the Government's "contribution" be, which taxpayers will be paying in the first place? Raise the tax threshold to 20K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ian Dickson, Brighton , UK
Sorry Gordon, but we have heard it all before. You should be called Gord the Fraud, for the number of times you and your cohorts have rehashed policies over the past 11 years..
Veritas, Burnley, England
Words are the Lira (or is that now Zimbabwe Dollar?) of Life, what we now want (need!) are actions.
Martin, Poole, UK
No one is going to buy the other homes where this latest wheeze is threatened. Everyone, except the cabinet it seems, knows that affordable housing does not just go to "nice" nurses and teachers but to the sort of people no one wants as a neighbour. Only buy very popular develpments or watch out.
D.L. Stephens, York, England
I'd like to see Gordon in the F word kitchen being lashed by the tongue of Gordon Ramsay.
Gordon promised to achieve all this 10 years ago - why suddenly all this largesse? Could it be that there is a by-election coming up?
Gene Hunt for Prime Minister - and soon please.
Watervole, Twickenham,
Pity the basics of life got forgotten. people want decent wages and know that they can earn more than those who stay at home, they want to be able to pay their way and live safely in their homes. All these ideas end up as dust and nothing changes. Is the same lot that promised us all a NHS dentist?
C Darken, Nantwich, UK
Any size of deposit is at risk from inflation, that's the true rate of inflation. Unless he spends and taxes less, and that goes for Dave too, we're all losers to that pernicious evil of the governments printing presses.
That's the thief that'll get us all rich or poor left or right.
Tom Taylor-Duxbury, Ludlow, UK
"There will have to be a period of high inflation to reduce the real value of the enormous levels of personal debt. "
Nations which aren't devaluing their currencies at the same rate would demand higher interest on loans they make to us. There would have to be a reduction in overseas borrowing
Graham, Oxford, UK
Same old rubbish spouting from the same old crowd.
When will we get some real Politicians that actually do what they say.
Dave, London, England
Nice attack by Cameron.
However, I'm not voting at all until I see a firm commitment to plough substantial amounts of money into the armed forces.
The way our boys and girls have been treated is shameful and embarrassing
Phill, The Wirral, England
Caroline Flint ambling along carelessly holding classified documents looked like someone's PA wandering into a marketing meeting.
Mind you, I suppose that's not far from the reality of the situation.
Steve B, Boston, UK
So more than 10% of the population are on low incomes? I don't follow this - isn't there a minimum wage? Shouldn't that be the mechanism to fight low incomes, rather than the taxpayer funding handouts? Under Labour the number receiving benefits has risen from 24% to 40%
WS, Manchester,
I think the only thing missing from all of this is the 'Tax Bill'. How much is all of this going to cost? Roll on the death of socialism - it can't come soon enough.
DH, Newport, UK
Rather than the gimmicks, just reduce duty on fuel. Due to price rises, Brown is already receiving more tax from this source. Prices are crippling both households and businesses and a reduction in tax would make a great difference.
Phil Bailey, Shrewsbury, UK
What a great idea! Gordon chairing the TV equivalent of "Sorry, I haven't a clue!" (aka) "The Ditherer". Imagine the tension as he grills the hapless cabinet duffer and then announces; Useless, your fired! Roll credits,Gordon then changes his mind and Useless is back for next weeks show.
John Grieves, Ulverston, UK
With Brown running around like a headless chicken and the rest of the cabinet in complete disaray (except Frank Field who must now fancy himself back in favour) it would be laughable if it wasn't all so serious. What a complete shambles!!
A.Williams, Cradley Heath,
Helping first time buyers? What a fraud? 10 years of doing nothing to help young people onto the property ladder. In fact increasing the tax burden on buying a home through stamp duty. Now £200m to buy empty homes for first time buyers - that is less than 2000 households. How cynical can you get?
Homeless, london,
Gordon Brown has not lost the plot. You are forgetting he has driven the economic system for over a decade....he never had a plot.
Now driving the UK into the ground without any preparation for a downturn which was inevitable - even as a layman.
Paul, London, Canada
God - have this government lost the plot.
Come back Tony - all is forgiven.
Even Prescot could not have done worse than this lot.
Mr.Brown should have stuck to his role as chancellor and not tried to multi-task as Tony blair did. He is obviously not up to the job and should go.
PG -South Wales
Peter, Ammanford, South Wales
"Only full British citizens will get full access to benefits or social housing." O Rly? What about Irish and other EU citizens? Another failure to think things through.
Bruce Robertson, Brighton, UK
It all boils down to a question of trust. Voters have to ask themselves whether the broken promises of the past have a bearing on whatever is in the Queen's Speech and the next Election Manifesto. All too often their words dont get put into practice. They cannot be trusted on anything.
TC, London,
Hazy Bear's gaffe reveals an astonishingly tragic insight into the minds of Labour politicians - whilst the country is panicking about inflation, housing and crime, all that is on this woman's agenda is how to get Brown to star in a tacky celebrity TV show.
Tom, St. Albans, England
There will have to be a period of high inflation to reduce the real value of the enormous levels of personal debt. This will hit savers more than any government scheme could benefit them
Andrew G, London, UK
The Queen's Speech is in November. By the time any of this gets near the statute books there is a chance we will have had a general election and it will be lost. Why not just introduce the legislation now?
David Leslie, Perth, Scotland
Maybe it's my mind playing tricks on me but did anyone else read that as "daft" Queen's speech the first time?
Iain, London,