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After years of being accused of riding the Brussels gravy train, members of the European parliament are about to step aboard a real one.
A Eurocrats-only express service will be launched next month to ferry MEPs and officials in luxury at 186mph between one European parliament in Brussels and the other in Strasbourg. The buffet car will, of course, be fully stocked.
The Strasbourg Express will leave Brussels for the first time at 9.57am on Monday, July 7. Each return journey will cost the taxpayer about £158,000, but the fare-paying public will be banned. MEPs will pay £170 for a return ticket, but will then be reimbursed.
“The public will not be able to buy tickets or use this train,” said Thalys, the high-speed train operator that will run the service.
While ordinary passengers make do with a rickety scheduled service known as “the cattle truck”, which has no refreshments, Eurocrats can enhance the enjoyment of their journey with a choice of fine French, Australian and Chilean wines.
Whether gravy will actually be served is a moot point, but along with popular Belgian beers, savoury snacks will be on offer.
Every month, when the European parliament moves to Strasbourg, the “train of shame” will leave Brussels on a Monday, returning the following Thursday, with up to 377 MEPs and officials travelling each way in three spacious carriages.
It is widely seen in Brussels as a gimmick to boost the French, whose insistence on maintaining the second parliament in Strasbourg makes such journeys necessary in the first place.
The service will begin in the first week of France’s European Union presidency and is intended to symbolise a greener and more pleasurable way of doing business while President Nicolas Sarkozy is in charge.
Eurocrats have been ordered to take the train rather than one of two 90-minute flights that are usually laid on for the same commute at a slightly higher cost of £162,000 a month.
Some officials are looking on the bright side. “At least there’ll be a buffet car in this one. You can’t even buy water on the current train. You wouldn’t transport animals in it,” said one.
Buffet car or not, the staff unions are complaining that members will be forced to return to Brussels from weekend breaks on Sunday evenings instead of Monday mornings so that they can be ready to board.
Worse still, lunch may have to be curtailed. An internal staff memo, seen by The Sunday Times, warns that the arrival of the train at 1.36pm in Strasbourg will “deprive colleagues of their midday break and the possibility of a proper lunch”.
Martin Callanan, a Tory MEP, said: “The journey to Strasbourg is a complete waste of everybody’s time and money.”

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The obscene waste of money does not end with Strasbourg, the whole of the EU is just an excuse to throw money around as if was going out of fashion, and it's our money as well, the sooner the UK ops out completely, the better, and trade with Australia, NZ and the US.....
Cambrian, Llandudno,
This is disgusting and an affront to what our society should stand for. If ever there was a symbol of a political class that needed to be culled this is it.
Colin, Glasgow, UK
Why do the French still insist on strasbourg? It is a complete waste of time and money. It is also bizzare and odd to have the same parliament in 2 different locations. If the EU wants to be more in contact with its citzens then scrapping Strasbourg woud be a good start.
Richard Smart, Portsmouth, UK
Each carriage has appx 40 rows with 4 seats each. It will get only worse if TB gets his well deserved place in EU. Hope he will take GB with him to sort out EU treasury.
savo, london, uk
Your article doesn't make sense : how can 377 officials travel in three carriages ? In view of the distance I presume you mean a high speed train with ten carriages (Strasburg is on a high-speed line, like Brussels). Surely Europe has committed worse crimes than this!
poll, London,
Another step closer to the collapse of the EU. Eurocrats are already disconnected from everyday problems. They perceive they have the 'power' to waste taxpayers' money. If they ban ordinary citizens from boarding the train, retaliation from people is unavoidable. Environ. concerns are cheap excuses!
Somebody Whocares, Torino, Italy
What complete waste of our billions upon billions of hard-earned money! D Case, I'm with you on that.
WA, England,
Could we see some divine intervention and a clear message from above? Fingers crossed.
D Case, Newquay,
Our elected members of Parliament can hardly be surprised that people are becoming disillusioned with politics. It is time to put an end to the gravy train at home and in Brussels(or Strasbourg). Stop the hypocrisy. With elections coming up get rid of the cheaters, all of them.
peterfieldman, paris, france
The decision to base the Parliament in that city was reached by "the Representatives of the Governments of the Member States" at the European Council meeting in December 1992 Edinburgh - if they did boycott, they'd be accused of ignoring decisions made nationally, a further outrage!
Rob, Swindon,
This gravy train facillity for MEPs is very irresponsible use of tax payers' money.It might be a better idea to hold alternate sessions of the European Parliament in Brussels and in Strasbourg, so that the MPs can turn out more work.
Lakshmana Rao Dhulipala, Kakinada, India
If even the MEPs think it's a waste of money, why do they go? I'll vote for any MEP who promises to boycott Strasbourg.
Andrew Gallagher, Galway,
MEPs from nearly every EU country -- except France -- object HEAVILY to the Strasbough "waste of time and money". If the EU was really democratic, this idiotic practice would have been dealt with years ago. This is the one issue that can unite MEPs from England, Finland, Bulgaria and Portugal alike.
mel, london,
I dunno, but there are a lot of very angry frenchmen running about france at the moment looking to get thier point across about the rising costs in thier gravey-train economy.
I'm sure some of them would be only to happy to oblige.
the sooner they move the UN HQ to Strasburg the better.
simon, torquay, uk
I remember when members of parliament, any parliament, pledged to work for the benefit of the folk that elected them. Now the electorate are working to provide tax money for the members of various parliaments. Politicians have been riding the gravy train for decades, so what's new?
Les Mitchell, Crewkerne,, England
Our government needs to address the obscene waste involved in the Strasbourg circus. Are a few judicious train wrecks being planned?
Ray Warren, Dartmouth,