Win tickets to the ATP finals
In that respect this election is no different from any other. Two men with the usual combination of merits and flaws are presenting themselves as the right one for the top job.
But, in an odd twist, the two this time are not from rival political parties, fighting over marginal constituencies for the undecided vote. They do not represent a choice at all, but rather a stately succession: Tony Blair to Gordon Brown. Labour to Labour.
Nobody outside the Conservative bunker thinks that the man who is going to succeed Tony Blair after this election is Michael Howard. Everyone knows that, barring an intervention on the scale of something like the Apocalypse, some time in the next four years Gordon Brown will finally collect on the deal his friends believe was struck in an Italian restaurant in North London 11 years ago.
I cannot recall a campaign anywhere in modern times like this one. The governing party is fighting an election with one leader, while simultaneously promising a change.
Labour likes to claim that the two-prime-ministers-for-one offer is the dream ticket: Blair’s experience and Brown’s promise; the Prime Minister’s global standing and charisma, backed by the Chancellor’s reliability and integrity. Buy one, get one free.
But out on the stump, at least in the company of the Chancellor this week, it looked a rather different story.
The impression is less of a bargain two-for-one offer, than of a slightly fishy incentive scheme. Buy the current one, even though you don’t really want it, and if you wait a while we promise you’ll get the second, the one you really do want.
Not that Gordon, as everybody calls him, is stoking such disloyal thoughts. In these last few days of his last campaign as the prime-minister-in-waiting, he is going out of his way to play the role of loyal cog in the Blair machine.
On Wednesday he was decoupled from the Prime Minister in body, but not in spirit.
At a chat with the press at the St Thomas Community Centre in Dudley, West Midlands, a reporter from the Dudley Chronicle, dreams of national fame dancing in his head, tried to catch the Chancellor with the first question: “What will a Brown-led Labour government do for the people of Dudley?”
But the Chancellor didn’t get where he is today by being outfoxed by the Dudley Chronicle. Without blinking, he replied: “A Blair–led Labour government . . . ”
And yet it is clear that, in this heartland of post- industrial Britain, it is not another Blair–led government that Labour voters are looking forward to.

Industry sectors news at a glance. Interactive heatmap, video and podcast
Everything the Business Traveller needs to know to make a better trip
Get ready for the winter sports season, with our resort guides and snow reports
We are backing British business, what is the confidence of the nation and what businesses are succeeding?
Growing demand for energy, oil that is harder to reach and the rise of carbon dioxide emissions. We examine the energy challenge
Enjoy further reading from Travel to Fashion, Business to Sport, discover more
Shortcuts to help you find sections and articles
36-month car lease
on contract hire for
£359.99 plus VAT pm
12 months for the price of 11 and a 5% discount.
Offer ends 31/11/09
The UK's leading alternative to showroom finance.
Finance packages tailored to your needs.
Minimum loan of £15,000
Car Insurance
£12,578 per annum
The Independent Housing Ombudsman
London
Competitive
Barclaycard
Not Specified
The Sheppard Trust
London
£80-95,000
Clay McGuire Executive Selection
Moments from Battersea Park.
For sale with Winkworth.
See your free Experian credit report beforehand
Book now & save over £100pp.
11 cool resorts, lowest prices... Early Booking offers 15 Nov.
20% off selected Azores holidays taken in October with Sunvil Discovery
Get covered on your travels with a superb range of policies at great prices. Visit InsureandGo.com
World Class Golf, Spa and preferential Beach Club. Private estate overlooking West Coast
Villas from £275 per night inclusive of Golf
Contact our advertising team for advertising and sponsorship in Times Online, The Times and The Sunday Times, or place your advertisement.
Times Online Services: Dating | Jobs | Property Search | Used Cars | Holidays | Births, Marriages, Deaths | Subscriptions | E-paper
News International associated websites: Globrix Property Search | Milkround
Copyright 2009 Times Newspapers Ltd.
This service is provided on Times Newspapers' standard Terms and Conditions. Please read our Privacy Policy.To inquire about a licence to reproduce material from Times Online, The Times or The Sunday Times, click here.This website is published by a member of the News International Group. News International Limited, 1 Virginia St, London E98 1XY, is the holding company for the News International group and is registered in England No 81701. VAT number GB 243 8054 69.