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The misbehaviour of Jeffrey Archer and other Tories has been immortalised in 15-part vocal harmony in a new show subsidised by the taxpayer.
The hip group The Shout blend a cappella singing and theatre to create “barbershop opera”. Their latest show, Deep Blue, explores many aspects of love, including a section on lust and betrayal. Which is where the Tories come in, of course.
As the centrepiece, the group has devised an extended section in which its members sing, shout and warble the words “Jeffrey Archer” in dozens of different ways. They intersperse with Archer the names of David Mellor, the former Culture Secretary, and that other Tory adulterer John Major in tones of contempt and revulsion.
Taking musical inspiration from Eastern Europe and Africa, their work has been likened to a cross between the Andrews Sisters and Prokofiev.
The group could have extended its repertoire to include Tim Yeo, the Shadow Health and Education Secretary, who has admitted to having two illegitimate children. The actors, however, stuck to the three best-known offenders because to have done all the ministers who resigned from Mr Major’s Governmment at the height of the “back to basics” fiasco would have turned the production into an all-day marathon.
The Arts Council has funded the show, which is currently touring the country before opening on Friday at the National Portrait Gallery in London, where of course there are no fewer than nine pictures of Mr Major but none of Lord Archer. Yet.
NEWNHAM COLLEGE, Cambridge, the militant girls-only college that nurtured Germaine Greer, may open its doors to men at last. There is talk of a vote by students after pressure from activists who think that single-sex education is outdated. The vote comes after St Hilda’s, Oxford, voted this year to keep men at bay. Newnham was founded in 1871 “to promote academic excellence for women” at a time when other colleges did not accept female applicants.
Bigger than Jordan
JONNY WILKINSON is the hottest property in cyberspace. The search engine lycos.co.uk says that searches for the fresh-faced rugby genius outnumbered such pressing topics as “Prince Charles rumours” and “Jordan” last week, while an e-mailed video clip of him taking his top off is circumnavigating the globe at a rate of knots. “Not since Beckham have we seen a man so universally loved by both men and women,” said Alex Kovach, managing director of Lycos UK & Ireland.
Rival book launches provide food for thought
It was far from a meeting of the minds last night in one of New York’s flashiest restaurants.
In one corner of the Four Seasons was a party to celebrate the launch of a new book by Robert Rubin, the distinguished former US Treasury Secretary under Bill Clinton.
In an adjoining room was Lord Black of Crossharbour, the current (but for how long?) owner of The Daily Telegraph, who was toasting his magnum opus on an earlier Democratic President, Franklin D Roosevelt.
Let’s hope that Black picked up a (free) copy of Rubin’s book, In an uncertain World: tough choices from Wall Street to Washington.
Rubin argues that the economic prosperity of the Clinton years has been unnecessarily squandered. Black’s growing number of detractors doubtless argue that he has done much the same to the Telegraph.
An unrepentant Black said at an earlier book signing in Toronto: “I have given a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘struggling author’.”
He can say that again.
Not satisfied with a knighthood and more than 40 international acting awards, what Sir Ian McKellen really wants is to play the pantomime dame Widow Twankey. The actor and gay rights campaigner told next month’s Reader’s Digest magazine: “It’s one of my few remaining ambitions.”
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Gere, a devout Tibetan Buddhist, countered: “How can you not believe in the death penalty, but reserve that right for certain cases? I believe only God has the right to take life.”
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