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Britain's top anti-racist official apologised "unreservedly" today for making a 'joke' about the late Queen Mother's colostomy bag at a dinner.
Trevor Phillips, the chairman of the Commission for Equality and Human Rights (CEHR), made the gag when giving a speech at a black tie dinner held at Imperial College London on Saturday night.
The 54-year-old's slip-up came as he recounted a memorable conversation he had with palace officials before he danced with the Queen Mother at a ball during his student days.
"There was a clearing of throats and shuffling of feet," he told diners.
"One said, 'Mr Phillips, I need to share something with you. When you're dancing with the Queen Mother you will have to lay your hands on her'. I said, 'Yes, that's what happens in dancing. But I'm not going to grope the Queen Mother'.
"He replied, 'You have to be careful where you put your hands. You have to be careful about the colostomy bag'."
Mr Phillips then reportedly stopped to wait for laughter but, after gasps from some members of the audience, added: "I had to say that after you had dinner."
A number of those who attended the dinner were later reported to have complained to Mr Phillips and the CEHR, which today issued a statement apologising and adding that he had written to Imperial College to say sorry.
"Trevor gave a speech at a private event, during which he did tell an anecdote," the CEHR statement said today.
"However, the comments were not meant to cause offence to anyone. He unreservedly apologises for the remarks which were made and has written to Imperial College to apologise."
The speech came at a party to mark Imperial College's centenary. Mr Phillips used to study at the university and had been invited to give the talk as a guest of honour.
In the early 90s, he was head of current affairs at the now defunct London Weekend Television (LWT) station.
As well as his subsequent job as head of the Commission for Racial Equality, which he held until last year when he started his new role, Mr Phillips launched an unsuccessful attempt to run for the position of deputy mayor of London.
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I can't believe he thinks apologising to Imperial College is going to get him out of this one! what on earth is he doing being appointed to this role?Surely equality applies to race, disability,gender, religion etc etc so how can he be representative and the voice of equality in such a high profile post when he's clearly discriminatory in "private" gatherings.He just wanted people to know he'd met the Queen Mother, the pompous ass.
John, London, England
Well Trevor Phillips is not perfect after all. He appears to be the same as the people he criticises. If a white person said similar about a black person, he would be after them in a flash for racism.
P.Robinson, Nothants, UK
Oh dear, someone has disagreed with something Trevor Phillips has said.
Why does he not just call them all "racist"? That seems to have worked well enough for him in the past.
ColEuropa, Europe, GDL
I can hardly believe this story! If Trevor Phillips has any 'respect' at all he will resign. He should certainly be stripped of his OBE.
Brenda, Cardiff, Wales
If anyone had made a 'joke' of similar bad taste about Martin Luther King, they would have immediately have been labelled 'racist' and been under strong pressure to resign from their lucrative public position.
Will this be expected of Trevor Phillips ? Or will double standards be applied as per usual ?
Rick, London, England
Jokes can only be considered offensive if they upset a racial minority, elderly and infirm white people are fair game, am I right Trevor?
Jack , chelmsford, UK
never take the piss out of royalty
Daithi de Bhall, Dublin, Ireland
Imagine if (hypothetically) there was a speaker at this dinner who made an ill-advised comment, with humorous intent, about say a black person or immigration or integration - something along those lines. Then imagine the embarrassing silence that would follow. And the furore. Would Trevor Phillips be of the opinion that an "unreserved apology" makes everything OK again ? I think not.
Andy Mac, Bingley, UK
I think you are a disgrace to relate the episode of your dance with the Queen Mother to the guests at the Imperial College, which was in very bad taste. No doubt you had in your mind rehearsed this sick joke many times and there was no excuse for uttering such rubbish especially after dinner. You should resign as your two predecessors did.
Ray Ferguson, Feltham, MIddx
No, sorry, pathetic attempt at joke at the expense of someone dead. Not funny
sarah johnson, London,
Oh please. I think that did lack something in the way of a punchline ... but it was certainly a great anecdote and at least, as they say, 'I now have your undivided attention ...'
Great one. Beats gin and fishbones jokes.
Good on you, Trevor!
Gareth, Peterborough, UK
Maybe by going out of the country for his secondary education he missed the British cultural bit about how fond almost everyone was of the Queen Mum. Perhaps when he gets a little older people can make extremely tasteless jokes about him. I, for one, cannot wait.
Peggy Webb, Blyth, Northumberland
He would insist that anyone else in a similar position making comments about a non caucasian should resign immediately. He is not fit for the post.
Glyn Rees, oxford, england
That is shocking, why on earth would anyone make such a remark!? I think he should resign his position, what a disgrace to the system...
Adam Webb, MK, UK
It is truly astonishing that we have public figures who can so readily be offensive and apparently not intend the offence. Well, if Mr Phillips did not intend the offence he needs to look to his standards of behaviour, because any reference to any elderly lady's personal issue is bound to cause offence in any place I have ever had dinner. Notwithstanding that, it seems a black person can make jokes about a white person with impunity. Yet, as a white person, I am reasonably sure that I would be crucified and probably lose my job if I made a similar joke about an elderly black lady. What a truly egalitarian country Tony's Britain has become. Perhaps Mr Phillips is angling for a slot on Little Britain?
clive, surrey,