Richard Girling
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Floods are watermarked deep into the culture of every continent on earth, woven into legends as old as language. More than 200 of them have been written down, stretching back to the Epic of Gilgamesh, first recorded on clay tablets about 2000BC.
The story is familiar. A mortal, Utnapishtim, is warned by a god to build a great boat to protect all the living things of the earth. There then occurs a flood so wide and so deep that even the gods are afraid. The parallel with Noah’s exploits in Genesis 7 is obvious.
Floods - whether from rivers, sea or groundwater - have never been halted, and with rising sea levels and the increasing frequency of record-breaking weather this is not about to change.
Warnings these days are delivered not by deities but by the new gods of science and environmentalism. They tell us what is coming, and we wait for the Noahs and Utnapishtims of government to build us a boat. It is of course easy to blame governments for not doing so - easy, and in many ways reasonable, for their foresight and commitment have been lamentable.
No party marches to Downing Street under a banner of better drains; still less under a pledge to raise water charges to pay for them. For a century or more, governments have been complacently content to rely upon the investments of their predecessors. If our transport network were as old as our drains, we would have 100-mile horse-jams on unmade roads.
As a result we live in an age of paradox, when floods and drought can occur with bewildering speed, when the price of cheap water flowing from the taps can be liquid filth seeping through the floorboards or spewing from the lavatory, and when the cost of cheap food can be a river raging through the living room.
In our rush for cut-price diets we have created a wipe-down agricultural landscape empty of hedges and trees, where, for convenience, land is too often ploughed in the direction of the slope rather than across it. Instead of retaining water, every furrow becomes a channel that sluices it downhill.
This is a double demon. Not only does the water flood the village or force the river from its banks, but it carries a cargo of silt to block the already sclerotic drains. The figures are astonishing. Typical runoff rates are between 0.1 and 20 tons of soil per hectare a year, and in extreme cases may reach 100 tons.
More importantly we have separated ourselves from the good, absorbent earth with an impermeable skin of concrete and tarmac that keeps water out of the aquifers, where we could use it, and hurries it into drains that cannot cope.
We have reengineered too many of our rivers. A natural river is slow and meandering between soft banks, not fast and straight between concrete; it has deposition areas and wetlands. Canalising it gets the water off the land quickly, but it does so at the cost of wetlands, aquifers and the natural functioning of river systems. The result is droughts, floods and pollution.
To cap it all, we have redefined flood plains as suburbs and sold a generation of housebuyers into hazard - hazard not only to themselves but to the rest of us who suffer the consequences of disrupted river systems and water with nowhere to go.
Planners under John Prescott, the former deputy prime minister, seemed to regard the country as some kind of gigantic, inexhaustible sponge. The water industry stared in dismay at the map of southeast England - already overloaded, and one of the driest regions in Europe - as Prescott’s men sharpened their pencils and sketched in new settlements with the merry abandon of pioneers in a virgin continent.
All will need masses of fresh water. All will expect, when they pull the plug or flush the lavatory, not to have to think about their waste again.
Above all, they do not expect sewage to flood their houses, streets or gardens. Yet, extraordinarily, the water companies were not involved by the government until after its plans for expansion had been published. As a symptom of institutional madness it stands without equal.
All this has happened despite the furrowed brows of the insurance industry and the protestations of the Environment Agency, which until recently was not even a statutory consultee in planning for flood plains. The agency puts a brave face on things, but it is underfunded and weak. Notoriously the Environment Agency had £14m cut from its flood defence budget last year, and though more has been promised in future - an extra £200m in 2010 - this will coincide with new responsibilities for coastal flooding and might not translate into extra security for Sheffield, Gloucester or Tewkesbury.
“It’s going in the right direction,” says Jean Venables, vice-president of the Institution of Chartered Engineers and chief executive of the Association of Drainage Authorities, “but not far enough.”
The wrong word to use in confronting all this is “solution”. As Venables says: “It is wrong to raise public expectations that you can prevent floods.” No matter how much engineering we put in, “there will always be the possibility of a flow in excess of its design capacity”. We should be talking, therefore, in terms of flood risk management, not prevention. By acting wisely, we might at least reduce the frequency with which the system fails, and the severity of the disaster when it does.
We might not be able to reverse the shortcomings of the past - there is no real possibility of retro-fitting every town and city with separate storm drains - but we can avoid repeating them in future.
Comparisons inevitably will be made with the Dutch, and there will be pressure for big engineering - more concreted rivers, higher walls, better protection for electricity generating and water pumping stations - to insulate ourselves further from the consequences of our own mismanagement. If we’ve engineered the problem, so the theory goes, then we can just as well engineer the solution.
Some of this will have to happen - not least along the Thames estuary, where 160,000 homes are planned, and to protect development in the Humber estuary.
A spokesman for the UK water companies on the BBC Today programme last week also made a sensible case for strategic improvements to the sewerage: storm tanks to hold the overflow; interceptor sewers to divert the flow to the treatment works rather than the river when overloaded drains spill over into the sewers.
But we can’t live inside a bunker. Big engineering might have a contribution to make, but it is at best a palliative: it addresses the symptoms, not the causes. We need to stop taking water for granted and think more about how we use it.
As citizens we contribute to the problem every time we flush a cistern, run a washing machine or empty the bath. Every front garden converted into a hard standing for a car means more unabsorbed storm-water to swell the flood.
The same logic that persuades us to fight climate change, little by little, using fewer and more efficient appliances and leaving nothing on standby, applies just as importantly to water. If running a Humvee is an insult to the planet, then so is cleaning your teeth under a running tap.
We need simultaneously to harden our attitudes and soften our impact. The government’s latest pronouncement on development and flood risk was planning policy statement 25, published in December last year. This places strong emphasis on so-called sustainable drainage systems - known as Suds - that engineers have been urging upon it for years.
It’s hard to make Suds sound sexy to anyone but an environmentally aroused drainage engineer, but what it offers is a much more organic, flexible and attractive solution to the dispersal of groundwater than the traditional apparatus of buried culverts and pipework. This way, surface drainage becomes a feature in the landscape and the natural water cycle is part of the process.
There is a variety of techniques. Permeable pavements can allow rainwater to soak directly into the subsoil, exactly as nature intended. Water may be collected in basins, or “swales”, whence it disperses into subsoil, pond or wetland; or it may flow into stone-filled trenches or drains for gradual filtration into the ground.
Swales and filter drains can feed ponds and wetlands, which make their own visual and ecological contributions to the landscape. The idea is to retain water for as long as possible and, by slowing its dispersal, maximise the amount that reaches the aquifers and minimise the amount that floods.
In every way, the government needs to draw water deeper into its consciousness. The regulator Ofwat needs to relax its obsession with price, allow water to cost what it’s worth and let water companies invest properly in the maintenance and renewal of drainage systems which, even if they were not clapped out, would be unfit for purpose. In their time they were an inspired and brilliant achievement, but so was the iron horse.
Transport matters too. The clamour for more and wider roads and paved infrastructure should be received by the Department for Transport with its fingers in its ears, given that roads and the traffic they carry are main contributors to runoff and pollution. The case for making more use of coastal shipping and rail is compelling.
The government must also break its addiction to complex webs of bureaucracy. There are too many fingers in the puddle – planning authorities, drainage boards, the Environment Agency, highways authorities, farmers and more – for cogency and consistency to be possible. All this needs to be ironed out, with responsibility devolving to a single, competent body with overall responsibility for drainage and flood defence.
This might or might not be the Environment Agency. If it is, it will require a new set of teeth and a budget appropriate to the size of the task.
Meanwhile, as the dehumidifiers hum in parlours across the hinterland, the east coast of England looks out to sea and quivers in its boots. Even before the current crisis, coastal towns and villages were poor relations in the queue for investment.
Many sea walls and revetments are past their design life and in dire need of improvement if the communities behind them are to survive the onslaughts of fiercer storms and higher waters.
Nobody doubts that the crisis will come. Nobody believes we are ready.
Richard Girling is the author of Sea Change, Eden Books, £16.99
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In West London heavy rain almost always means sewage discharge into the Thames. This is because old sewers and water mains designed for a population with outside toilets and a propensity to bathe once or twice a week are expected to enable regular baths and showers, ensuite facilities and houses with multiple toilets.
In my experience as a local councillor for over quarter of a century I cannot recall one instance when a development was made conditional upon improving water and sewage infrastructure.
Perhaps future developments should be conditional on Section 106 planning gain agreements linked to improved water and sewage infrastructure?
John Connelly, Hounslow, Middlesex
The Tories foresaw this problem back in the 80's, that's why they were so keen to sell off the Water Authorities and by so doing extracate themselves from the problem we now face.
They new the systems in place built by marvellous engineers such as Basilget, were/are in dire need of repair and upgrading but instead of tackling the challenge they hived it off.This ranks higher than Prescott's mismanagement.
Simply put politicians are meddling in something way beyond their ken.
Gerry, Glasgow,
I couldn't agree more - I was trapped by floodwaters streaming off fields half way up Bredon Hill - at the same altitude as that well known city on a floodplain called Birmingham <<Joke>>.
The farmers should be obliged (and paid) to manage rainwater running off their land. Holding back is by far the best solution.
Robert Jackson, Birmingham, UK
The Environment Agency are reaping their reward for their inept policy of the 60s and 70s which included clearing all mountain rivers of all natural obstructions. These fallen trees, large rocks, etc, had the effect of slowing the waters and flooding did occur, but at a higher level and on uninhabited floodplains which were of little agricultural use. The policy was quite deliberate - to deliver the water from the high ground to the main rivers as soon as possible. Well, now they've got it!
Eddie Barnett, Llandrindod Wells, Powys
I own the only house left in my street that does not have the front garden paved for off street parking.
Last year the council paved over the grass verge outside my house because of complaints about mud and dog mess. (nothing to do with me - I don't have a dog and the families that do have paved gardens, patios and decking)
There is pressure on me from my neighbours to concrete the last patch of grass for 200 yards whenever my modest car encroaches an inch or two towards their drive.
Lately I have been telling them that their concrete mania is one of the causes of these floods. Some of them have actually listened and looked thoughtful.
But I don't expect to hear the sound of pneumatic drills taking up the paving in the forseeable future.
cam, Essex,
Such a shame that Girling uses farming as a contributor to the recent floods when he has failed to research modern farming techniques properly. He may also be interested to know that due to a variety of DEFRA schemes there are now more hedgerows and trees present than were ripped up in the 80s. If anything current British agricultural practices combined with a farmer's own agricultural common sense actually reduce the problems not add to them.
K Black, Leicester, UK
And now we have the prospect of having to pay more in Water charges for years of neglect, and more recently shareholders
avarice. Public Utilities should have remained so, privitiasaton has simply exacerbated the problem.
Kenneth Coomes, Bath,
Its been a long time since water was cheap, but I suppose if you are a high salary person it is cheap, but not for OAP's, the 20 % of the population who are to be conveniently forgotten.
As has been stated the problems in this country begin with overpopulation, yet our gormless governments of both colours make no attempt to control it, and what we are getting most of the time is the dross from third world countries.
Britain has now reached a point where vast amounts are spent on worthless sociallist projects which produce nothing ,and when capital is needed for the most important things we are told that money is not available. Its always been the same.
The Conservative leader who hopes to be prime minister, fat chance of that happening, would do himself a bit of good if he investigated the important things in Britain which needs to be done.
No use people blaming the government for excessive rain its not their fault, but drains are important in a wet country.
Phil de Buquet, Newport, England
I think there is a broader issue here, touched on by the article. Successive governments have ignored infrastructure issues; including transport as well as water, in favour of "sexy" subjects like education and health. They need to re-order their priorities.
Robert Valentine Hughes, Hereford, UK
As usual, this argument fails to address the main driver of change: the size of the population.
Yes, per-capita water use is increasing. Yes, the number of households per million people is increasing. So what on earth are we doing allowing our population to drift inexorably upwards?
The explosion of population that followed industrialisation led, by WW2 to a situation where Britons could no longer be sustained by the land that they inhabited, forced in hard times to rely on extra land far away to feed us and supply our goods.
Since then, matters have become substantially worse. The ever growing population threatens not just more flooding and droughts, but threatens to ever degrade what is left of nature on our island and helps us to be ever more vulnerable during the hard times ahead.
Our grandchildren will not thank us.
James, London,
Mr Girling farmers stopped ploughing years ago, we use direct drilled cropping or minimum tillage, please get your facts right. Farmers are the unseen victims of the recent floods, there will be no payments for them to help recovery and rebuilding, all losses will fall on farmers alone.
Michael Johnston, Keith, Scotland
Girling does a wonderful job on one aspect of the water crisis, but he barely touches on the larger picture, which includes the destruction of the very structure of the soil by factory farming. Behind it all is an insatiable greed which has resulted in overbreeding and overproduction. Rampant cutthroat capitalism, which brought us rapid technological progress, has become a cancer on the body politic.
John Whiting, London,
When the government tells us it will spend money on flooding in 2010-11 could someone point out there has to be a General Election first - and that Brown locked in government spending in his 3-Year Plan until the end of this parliament ?
TomTom, Leeds, England
A powerfully written illustration of how government has acted . . . . too late with too little, passing the buck to successive incumbents with carefree abandon.
In their bids for popularity, government after government has happily adopted a sprint race philosophy of change where they can be seen to achieve in the short term at the cost of the long term. This self indulgent attitude must stop if we are to protect ourselves from further chaos of flooding.
Peter Hodges, London,