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It is the test that every immigrant must pass to gain British citizenship, ensuring that succesful applicants have a grasp of the country’s life, customs and culture.
But to judge by the results of a quiz conducted in a North London pub this week, the test is too hard for most born-and-bred Britons.
The informal sitting of the test, organised by the Manifesto Club, showed that the questions were so tricky that not one of 100 British citizens was good enough to pass.
The 24-question exam was introduced in 2005 after David Blunkett, the former Home Secretary, insisted that new immigrants should grasp the English language and the nature of British life, customs and culture.
Government officials estimate that 100,000 people take the multiple-choice test each year, with two thirds attaining the passage score of 18. However, the British volunteers, made up mainly of young professionals, found the test a far more challenging prospect. After attempting the exam, they were left with one further question in mind: how British are we?
“I think I’m going to be thrown out of the country,” said Alasdair Hopwood, 31, an artist from South London, after getting only 14 questions right.
Although the questions selected were of above-average obscurity – and the test was administered a few pints into the evening – it still caused some to doubt its legitimacy, as much as others doubted their identity.
Questions selected by James Panton, a member of the Manifesto Club, and answered by multiple-choice selection, included the population of Wales, the number of independent schools and the year women gained the right to divorce their husbands. They got even tougher – including such posers as: “Why was there a fall in the number of people migrating to the UK from the West Indies, India, Pakistan and Bangladesh in the late 1960s?”
“I’m just trying to remember how many pence are in a pound,” said Matilda Tristan, a student from Stoke Newington. “I’m not even sure whether I’m to read the Daily Mail left to right or right to left.”
Other questions included what percentage of Christians in Britain are Roman Catholic and the purpose of the Council of Europe. For many, this last question was rhetorical.
The highest score was 17, by Rohan Thanotheran, a Sri Lankan-born accountant who has lived in England since 1962.
“I understand,” he said. “The Government is saying, ‘Don’t come to this country 40 years ago and not know anything about it’. But passing this quiz doesn’t mean that. It just means you’ve read the study book.”
However, without studying, the lone noncitizen in the room out-performed 90 per cent of the rest. Sarah Wang, a Taiwanese-born Canadian on a working holiday in London, scored 15. She said that she had found the questions only “partly relevant”. Throughout the exam, shouts of “Deported!” interrupted the reading, above the hardy clinks of Peroni bottles against glasses of Merlot.
But while the pubgoers could laugh off their failure, event organisers said something more serious was at stake.
“This test comes out of a Government determined to define British-ness,” said Josie Appleton, the Manifesto Club’s convenor. “It is an artificial, bureaucratic exercise that has very little to do with what being British is all about. There is a significant gap between the exam and real life in Britain.”
An official from English Heritage was among the test-takers. Though she declined to comment, all professional and casual constructors of the British identity were left to question its foundation. Is it based on an understanding of: a) British culture b) British history c) British government or d) None of the above?
Test yourself: how would you score?
1. Why were recruitment centres set up in the West Indies in the 1950s? A To recruit workers for textile factories B To recruit workers to build canals C To recruit workers to build railways D To recruit workers to drive buses
2. What percentage of children live within a step-family? A 10 per cent B 25 per cent C 40 per cent D 55 per cent
3. When will the British Government adopt the euro as the UK’s currency? A 2010 B 2015 C Never D When the British people vote for it in a referendum
4. What are the roles of the whips in Parliament? Select two from below A Responsible for discipline in their party B To ensure attendance of MPs at voting time in the House of Commons C To ensure the House of Commons is always safe and secure D To keep order in the House of Commons during political debates
5. What percentage of Christians in the UK are Roman Catholic? A 10 per cent B 20 per cent C 30 per cent D 40 per cent
6 When is Mother’s Day? A The Saturday four weeks before Easter B The Sunday four weeks before Easter C The Sunday one week before Easter D The Sunday three weeks before Easter
7 How often does the Cabinet normally meet? A Bi-weekly B Daily C Monthly D Weekly
8. When was the first census carried out in the United Kingdom? A 1785 B 1801 C 1851 D 1912
9. What type of constitution does the UK have? A A legal constitution B A written constitution C An amended D An unwritten constitution
10 What proportion of young people who became first-time voters in the 2001 general election actually used their vote? A One in two B One in three C One in five D One in six
11. During the 1980s, the largest immigrant groups to the UK came from which countries? A China, Japan and South Korea B India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh C Russia, Poland, Belarus and Ukraine D United States, Australia, South Africa and New Zealand
12. What is the difference in the average hourly pay rate for men and women? A 5 per cent lower for women B 10 per cent lower for women C 20 per cent lower for women D. No difference
13 How many members are there in the Northern Ireland Assembly? A 108 members B 125 members C 64 members D 82 members
14. How might you stop young people playing tricks on you at Hallowe’en? A Call the police B Give them some money CGive them sweets or chocolate D Hide from them
15. What proportion of the UK population have used illegal drugs at one time or another? A One quarter B One third C One half D Two thirds
16. Who is the monarch not allowed to marry? A Anyone who is not of royal blood B Anyone who is not a Protestant C Anyone who is under the age of 25 D Anyone who was born outside the UK
17 Why was there a fall in the number of people migrating to the UK from the West Indies, India, Pakistan and Bangladesh in the late 1960s? A A weak British currency made immigration less appealing B It was becoming more difficult for immigrants to find employment in the UK C New laws were introduced restricting immigration to Britain D These countries were experiencing labour shortages
18 What is the purpose of the Council of Europe? A To create a single market for members of the council B To create new European regulations and directives C To debate proposals, decisions and expenditure of the European Commission D To develop conventions that focus on human rights, democracy, education, the environment, health and culture
19 How many young people (up to the age of 19) are there in the UK? A 10 million B 15 million C 20 million D 5 million
20 How many independent schools are there in the UK? A 100 B 1,000 C 2,500 D 15,000
21 What year did women in the UK gain the right to divorce their husband? A 1810 B 1857 C 1901 D 1945
22 All dogs in public places must wear a collar showing the name and address of the owner. Is this statement true or false? A True B False
23 What is the minimum wage for workers aged 18-21? A £3.30 an hour B £4.45 an hour C £5.35 an hour D £6.16 an hour
24 What is the population of Wales? A 1.2 million B 2.9 million C 3.4 million D 5.3 million
Source: Life in the UK Test Practice Questions (Red Squirrel Publishing, 2006-07)
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The government can have as many stupid tests as they want to
but they will still let any tom dick and harry into the country and give them money, I now live overses in the caribbean so quite
frankly I dont give a damn, tony blair ruined the country and it will never be the same again.
John Gregory, Corozal, Belize
I'm a US Citizen who has lived in England for over three years--two of those as a resident working as general manager of a small investment firm. I have to sit this test next week as a requirement to obtain Indefinite Leave to Remain; and I am terrified I will fail.
I'm not sure what the real purpose of this test is, but it is certainly not to access whether we are able to speak English and integrate successfully into British society.
Sharmie, Sunderland, England
i am a 36 year old man and have lived in the uk all my life and i think the test is a load of rubbish its not to see wether you can speak english its just a big goverment scam.
the Qs in the test are stupid and i think tey should be a stop to it.
ram, bradford, united kingdom
These questions are devised by Red Squirrel Publishing, who have no connection with the Home Office, and not by trained question setters. The above have been selected for their level of difficulty/obscurity while the handbook clearly highlights the key learning points which on which test questions would have been based. It would be interesting to know what you would choose to include in such a handbook.
K L Castle , London, England
I am 56 years old, born and raised in Britain. This whole test and the layout of the questions is an insult to any intelligent human being born and raised on this island.
If any government, present or future, wishes to stop or slow down the issue of British Citizenship and the influx of immigrants into the UK, they should have the "back bone" or "balls" (if you really want it in British) to say so and not dance around with "Mickey Mouse" type tests that can only be compared to statements such as, " got more chance of going to the moon on a boomerang".
Our laws in the UK state that it is an offence to discriminate, yet here we have a government issued test that promotes the opposite . . . . . . . "issue a test chaps that will keep these fellows out of our country ". . . . was this Blunket or some back room civil servant who had the brain wave to go this route and I ask, over how many pints of beer ? Who wants to lay claim to being British with fiascos like this . . ?????
C Pulsakowski, Caldicot, Gwent
I've never read such a load of rubbish unrelated questions. These are not related to being a british citizen. Possibly 7 of them have some relationship to show that a citizen has a vague understanding of the Uk. I was taught Mother's Day is approx 9mths before Christmas.How about asking Joe Public what sort of knowledge the average guy needs? ie.what countries make up the Uk, principal cities,something about counties,the difference between a monarchy and a republic. Why single out proportion of roman catholics, when we are acknowledged in europe as a protestant country. I'm uk born and bred, a pensioner.. I wounldn't pass. I suppose I could be sent back to ancestral roots in Scotland??!
Roderick, Birmingham, UK
I scored 10. Oh dear!
The thing is, most of these questions are completely irrelevant. "How many young people are there in the UK?" Sorry, maybe I should be completely clued up on the last Census to be British! I here by give up my Passport.
David Davies, Darwen, England
My wife of 3yrs gave birth to my 2 children, both of whom have British Passports, she herself is South American yet she has to take this stupid test and fill out humiliating paperwork and pay 700 pounds to stay with me and the kids.
Question in Visa App: Have you ever met your husband? There's not even space for, how many kids do you have in your marriage, nearest Q, How many kids do you include on this app for residence.
All visa and immigration Apps and test are set for the economic migrant.
I'm British by birth and heritage, if I want to bring the mother of my kids to live with me in this country, who the hell has the right to stop me or put us through stupid tests just to be PC?
Chris, Hitchin, UK
I don't want to speculate but if I was a prime minister who'd messed up on immigration policy I might needed a way to reduce immigration ahead of, say, a general election without backtracking on my policy of allowing free movement of labour within the EU. I might then conceive of a test that was so hard that no one could pass it and thus reduced immigration without making me seem incompetent. I could also define the test in such a vague way that I could give an easier test to doctors, engineers and other likeable sorts without anyone noticing. The best bit of this plan is that everyone would attribute the ridiculous nature of the test to silly government bureaucracy, have a good laugh at my expence and then forget about the whole thing. *shrugs*
Bob, Liverpool,
You actually tested people to know what we all know?
Farrukh, Woking, UK
What's the point of this if you can't mark it afterwards? Where are the answers?
Joan, essex, UK
Well I found the answers and got 14, mostly by guesswork not because I actually knew the answer. This is a farce. Most of the questions are totally irrelevant to life in the UK and will prove nothing. Typical waste of time and money by this government.
Joan, essex, UK
M JC Brown, You're right - some of the answers to these questions may be wrong or imprecise. However this is not the fault of the question-setters. Instead, the problem is with the governmentâs study materials.
This was picked up last year in the press - http://www.guardian.co.uk/immigration/story/0,,1764292,00.html
All the questions shown here have been derived from the official text produced by ABNI (the Advisory Board on Naturalisation and Integration) on behalf of the Home Office.
This means that anyone taking the test must learn the facts as stated in the official text or risk failing the test altogether.
Henry, London, UK
The article contradicts itself in saying that this is the test all immigrants must pass and then going on to say that the questions were selected for their "obscurity". In any event I got 12 of 24 correct and I've never set foot in Britain.
Bob, Oklahoma, USA
It would be "nice" if immigrants knew some history and social statistics but surely a test should attempt to indicate whether they know somehing of the laws and customs of the land and agree to live by them.
Expat M Hassell, Los Angeles, USA
I got a fairly disgraceful 10 correct--then again, I'm not British. Still, while a few of these questions seemed somewhat fair (example: I suppose the minimum wage law and the dog law could be considered somewhat relevant), a lot of these are very strange. What difference does it make how many people have used illegal drugs? The kinds of questions the test should be asking should be the kinds that help people to become more effective citizens, i.e; ones that pertain either to laws or the historical reasons why Britain has laws and customs that could affect their daily life.
Alex, Lyndhurst, NJ
Of course there is a problem with people who (very understandably) emigrate to a Western country for a materially better life, but who don't know anything about the country they will probably live in for the rest of their lives and will raise their children in. This test however is obviously not the solution. It is meant to stem the massive tide of immigration, not to select the 'good' immigrants.
Hein Maassen, Leidschendam, The Netherlands
We don't need to kick out our own, they're leaving in droves already.
judy, Liverpool, england
Well I failed that completely...... Oh,and there is a link to the answers on the left hand side of the page, towards the beginning of the article
Hannah, Suffolk,
Unbelievable, quite literally unbelievable, that there are people in the Home Office who would think a single question from the above had anything to do with being British. But then of course in terms of relevance to the country the Home Office isn't in Britain, it's a private little enclave of self-serving bureuacrats which exists as a totally separate entity from both the country and reality, like the Vatican which, being divine, doesn't see itself as being in Italy.
eric campbell, harrogate, uk
Brilliant. Performance in this test is inversely proportional to the chance of gaining citizenship.
Doing well in exams like this just isn't British! It's there to weed out smart-arsed foreigners. They can probably do sums, as well.
Ray Warren, Dartmouth,
sorry - its 18 not 19 where I think the bulk of the population would give the same answer - but it's not on the list because that isn't what the Government thinks its for
Keith, London, UK
Most of these question are irrelevant to daily life in the UK. How many politicians would pass the test?
P Brooks, Crawley, UK
Question 3 - (c) and (d) are the same.
Question 5 - Anybody who knows anything about the UK knows that the number people saying they are Christian vastly exceeds the number who are - by any reasonable definition - so I doubt anyone knows the correct answer.
Question 9 - I suppose the correct answer is (D) - even though it is patently untrue.
Question 19 - do you think maybe they should maybe exclude questions whether the Government's opinion differs from that of 90% of the population?
Maybe we should submit all Members of Parliament to it before they are allowed to take up their seats - then we would quickly see the back of this beaurocratic nonsense.
Keith, London, UK
So, nothing about spitting in public, fishing in private waters and eating the catch, walking down the middle of the road, pinching women's bottoms without permission, etc.? All the stuff that Cambridgeshire Police are reportedly spending so much money on educating people about?
Though I guess the natives would score just as badly on that test, too....
Ian Kemmish, Biggleswade, UK
Clearly most existing British citizens would fail this test. So is being British being able to answer these questions many of which are just stupid. How does knowing the percentage of step families in UK mean that you deserve to be British? Many of these questions are more appropriate to the game shows where the audience shouts higher higher or lower lower to encourage the game players.
So my lovelies we asked 100 people how many took drugs. Err 40% So is it higher or lower? HIGHER HIGHER HIGHER!!!! (So sorry BRUCE!!)
Come off it what a stupid set of questions. How about questions which relate to everyday living in the UK such as how to sign up with a doctor, what age do chiidren have to go to school etc..
Michael, Wokingham, UK
Had to have been devised by a civil servant - nothing to do with the real world.
Margaret Cummings, Grantham, UK
I am an ex-pat and only managed to get 14 right. This test appears to have been set by someone employed by Trivia Persuit! These questions have little to do with what qualifies one to be a citizen of the United Kingdom. Still so much red tape!
Robert Smyth, Tulsa, USA
This is pure unadulterated Nulabour bureaucracy and like most of their policies has no bearing on real life.
Josh Martin, Oxford, England.
How about government ministers taking the test. Those failing should resign from government.
ltsao, London, UK
Whatever...let's hope that nobody's smart enough to circulate these questions, with appropriate answers, to hopeful immigrants for personal financial gain...a knowledge of our customs and cultures is certainly not an issue here.
Ann Expat, rhodes,
The Labour Party
a) Speak of British Values and Citizenship without understanding what they mean
b) Enjoy adding petty, useless bureaucracy to every aspect of life
c) Don't have any idea how to control immigration
d) All of above
Voice of Reason, nottingham,
What a pile of junk compiled by a pile of junk Government. This confirms to me that the "establishment" is on an entirely different planet to the actual Public in this Country. Why not have a sensible immigration policy like Australia's ,where immigrants have to have something to contribute to this Country !.
Simon, London, UK
These questions have absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with being British. But I'm English so what do I know about it?
Roger Sykes, Christchurch, New Zealand
Where are the bloody answers? LOL
jp, B'ham,
It is a pity that some of the answers are wrong.
For example the monarch may marry whom He "damn well pleases" It is an heir to throne may not marry a non-protestant
Britain has a legal and written constitution -- it is just that most of it is not written on single sheet of paper. For example Magna Carta and the Act of Settlement are important legal documents in the English Constitution. The Acts of Union with Scotland(1707) and with Ireland(1801) are very important in the British Constitution.
The questions are pretty irrelevant as the ignorance of the question-setters shows. But we should at least be teaching the truth -- I wonder how many of the other answers are wrong!
M JC Brown, Northwood, U.K