Caitlin Moran: Commentary
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I have a beautiful office in my house. It’s lovely. There’s a wall full of books, a flatscreen TV, the fastest broadband you can get and a desk covered in photographs, objects and notebooks. I’ve never done a word of work in it, mind. And that will be because of all the books, telly, net and sentimental ephemera.
If your house is in any way pleasant, working from home is fatal. Somehow your brain can’t quite believe that you are asking it to engage in some structured thinking in the place where you more usually have a bath and watch How to Look Good Naked.
“Construct a coherent thesis on the evil of Sharon Osbourne? Here? In the Snugglearium?” my mind asks, outraged. “I most certainly will not. I’m going to drift off and think about how I’d spend £1,000 in John Lewis instead.”
This is why working in a coffee shop is so popular with those who supposedly “work from home”. Going there is like entering a capsule where your life can’t get at you – no domestic pottering, no ringing at the doorbell and, most importantly, an internet connection that costs, for 30 minutes, roughly the price of a small, golden crown. Financially restricted as to the number of “amusing” e-mails you can send and YouTube clips you can watch, you finally get that work done, distracted only by the hissing of the espresso machines and the odd toddler escaping its mother to smash at the basket full of muffins with its fist.
Going to an independent café would mean hogging one of their tables all day for well under £5 worth of drinks and I don’t want to drive them out of business. I have no such compunction hogging the space of multinationals – which is why, every morning, I and my husband leave our extremely lovely home offices and spend six hours “working from home” under a huge canvas of a Guatemalan farmer entitled Phillipe is passionate about his coffee.
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I don't share the author's view either. I work very well from home. In fact I have never been so productive - it is not at all distracting - rather the opposite. When I worked in an office I noticed that people spent most of their time chatting to their colleagues and, to be honest, getting very little done. It would be interesting to read other people's views on this matter.
Sarah, Sheffield,
Perhaps, Caitlin, you are choosing not the wrong home, but the wrong reason for working from home. In my case it was because it was the only way to be properly on call for customers in almost every time zone from Melbourne to San Diego.
In other words, if duty to the customer comes first and home is the best choice for performing that duty, then work from home. If home is simply being offered as a comfier alternative to the office, then whoever is doing the offering probably shouldn't be. Then again, if you're watching YouTube at home, you're at least not entangling other staff in conversation around the water cooler!
Ian Kemmish, Biggleswade, UK
I have spent the last two years working from home in Bucharest. I have enjoyed every minute of being close to my wonderful family whilst helping to build a successful business from scratch in the process.
I appreciate that this style of work is not for everyone and find it intriguing that the author does not share my view. I suppose it takes all types to make the world.
I have listened to many Radio 4 interviews of and have read many articles by successful authors and have come to realise that, as in the fields of accounts, legislature, economics, politics and religion, there are as many views as practising individuals.
On another level, it could be argued that this diversity of view and culture creates the magic weave that comprises the complexity of life and yet this same diversity is also responsible for wars, crimes of violence and widespread poverty.
Such is the essence of life on our planet these days. Could it also be a consequence of the IT&C revolution?
Edwin, Bucharest,