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Cameron and Clegg face donation rebuke
David Cameron and Nick Clegg are among 14 MPs facing a reprimand for the late declaration of donations (Philip Webster writes). The latest update from the Electoral Commission notes a £7,285 helicopter flight donated to Mr Cameron by his wife’s stepfather, Viscount Astor, in 2005 and six donations worth £14,490 to Mr Clegg, dating from 2006. MPs are required to register donations over £1,000 within 30 days. The rebukes will embarrass MPs after the resignation from the Cabinet last month of Peter Hain, the former Work and Pensions Secretary, over £103,000 given in late donations to his Labour deputy leadership campaign.
Vitamin E warning
People who take a daily vitamin E supplement for their health may be increasing the danger of developing lung cancer, scientists say. Findings from a study in the United States of more than 77,000 people showed that taking moderate to high doses of the vitamin led to a “slight but significant” rise in risk.
Hostage appeal
The families of five Britons who have been held hostage for nine months in Baghdad made a joint plea for their release. Pauline Sweeney, stepmother of Peter Moore, the only one who has been publicly identified, appealed to the Islamic Shia Resistance, which claimed responsibility, to show humanity and let them go.
Student impostor
A City investment banker posed as an undergraduate to help a student to pass a series of exams. Jerome Drean, 34, was arrested at the University of York while impersonating Elnar Askerov, 22, York Crown Court was told. Both men admitted conspiracy to defraud and received a suspended jail sentence.
Language barrier puts early end to cashless trek to India
Three peace activists have abandoned a plan to walk to India with no money after failing to make themselves understood in France.
Mark Boyle had hoped to prove that it was still possible to make headway in the world on the back of people’s goodwill. However, Mr Boyle wrote on his blog that he and his two companions immediately encountered problems after crossing the Channel. “Not only did no one . . . speak the language, they see us as just a bunch of freeloading backpackers, which is the complete opposite of what the pilgrimage was about,” he wrote.
Mr Boyle, 28, said that he was advised by a few friendly French people to head for Belgium, where the people were “more likely to want to speak English”. However, the trio gave up their quest “because the nearest decent-sized town in Belgium was 170km (106 miles) away and all we had was three tins of soup, a bag of trail mix and a chocolate bar to sustain us”.
Clergy fight back against the robbers
Clergy are fighting back against burglars who believe that they are a soft touch (Ruth Gledhill writes).
Intruders who kicked and punched a minister at his manse were forced to back down when he refused to let them make off with valuables.
The Rev Jon Morgan, the minister at the United Reformed Church in Cheltenham, had his nose broken in the attack. But he punched back with such force that the would-be burglars fled. Mr Morgan, 49, said: “When the one man had hit me three times and realised I wasn’t going down it made him think again. “I used to play rugby and have had far worse on the field. I retaliated. I landed a few punches and kicked him. Then he and the other man ran away.”
A man who tried to steal lead from the church roof in the village of Pattingham, near Wolverhampton, was starting a jail sentence for attempted theft yesterday after he was caught by the vicar and church warden, who had been lying in wait.
Police censor chief’s Wikipedia entry
Police mounted a surveillance operation on the internet encyclopaedia Wikipedia after its biography of their chief constable was altered more than 100 times in the past month (Sean O’Neill writes).
The profile of Sir Norman Bettison, chief constable of West Yorkshire, was repeatedly edited by contributors who added abusive comments and criticisms of his career. Police removed the insults, corrected errors and added accurate details. But critics of Sir Norman, 52, regarded as a candidate to be the next Metropolitan Police Commissioner, responded by reediting the corrections.
A game of online ping-pong ensued; there were 26 revisions on February 15 alone. Wikipedia intervened earlier this week to “lock down” the page, preventing further editing. But the suspension proved temporary and Sir Norman’s profile was the subject of a fresh bout of editing yesterday.
Saucy label passes close scrutiny
Alcohol advertising watchdogs rejected a complaint against the Wye Valley Brewery in Herefordshire after investigating whether a character on one of its labels was wearing knickers. Alcohol Concern contacted the Portman Group over a cartoon on Dorothy Goodbody stout, claiming that it “hinted at a lack of undergarments” and was sexually suggestive. Investigators concluded, however, that the “complainant’s imagination had got the better of them” and there was no reason to assume that “Dorothy” was not wearing underwear. The “slightly saucy” label was intended to capture the “spirit of fun and innocence of 1950s rural Herefordshire”, they added.
Brontë works ‘written by brother’
Writings believed to be by Emily and Charlotte Brontë, left, were actually by their disreputable brother, Branwell, but passed off as theirs by a forger, a new book suggests (Ben Hoyle writes). Branwell was a poet and painter addicted to alcohol and opium who died at the age of 31. The fraud is hinted at in correspondence between Daphne du Maurier and the disgraced Brontë historian J. Alexander Symington. The writer Justine Picardie found the letters at the Brontë Parsonage Museum in Haworth, West Yorkshire, while she was researching her novel Daphne. The great Brontë mystery, Books
Girls beat boys on computers
Girls are better than boys at using computers, according to Tesco Computers for Schools, which conducted a poll of more than 1,000 parents of children aged 7 to 16. A higher percentage of girls could use computer programs and the internet, and they were better at social networking. Both sexes were better than their parents on the computer.
Driver jailed for killing rugby fan
A drink-driver who killed a South African rugby fan walking home from a pub where he had watched his team win the World Cup in October was jailed for five years by Kingston Crow Court. Jimmy Kateende, 28, of New Malden, was also given a seven-year driving ban.
Avian flu found in Canada goose
An eleventh case of avian flu has been identified in a Canada goose near the Abbotsbury reserve in Dorset, the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs confirmed. The other ten cases of the lethal H5N1 strain in the area were in mute swans.
Jewish school rebels
A Jewish school fell from 1st to 274th in the national curriculum tables after pupils who believe Shakespeare was anti-Semitic refused to answer questions about him. Rabbi Abraham Pinter, principal of the Yesodey Hatorah Senior Girls School in North London, praised the girls for standing up for their beliefs.
Nurses’ sea feat helps children
Two nurses at Great Ormond Street Hospital, London, have rowed 2,936 miles to raise money for research into children’s disorders. Herdip Sidhu, 35, a ward sister, and Elin Davies, 31, a research nurse, reached Antigua 77 days after they left the Canary Islands.
Winehouse inquiry dropped by police
Police will take no action against the singer Amy Winehouse over an allegation that she attempted to pervert the course of justice (Adam Sherwin writes).
Ms Winehouse, 24, was interviewed in December but police confirmed that she was no longer a suspect. “Amy is pleased to be discounted from the investigation and thanks the police for their professionalism,” her spokesman said.
Blake Fielder-Civil, 25, the husband of Ms Winehouse, pleaded not guilty at Snaresbrook Crown Court, East London, yesterday to a charge of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice. He also denies a charge of causing grievous bodily harm and was remanded in custody until a hearing in April. Winehouse was not present at the hearing as she had a performance in Paris.
Terminal resident
Anthony Delaney, 43, a homeless chef who lived at Gatwick for three years, has been released on deferred sentence by Lewes Crown Court after pleading guilty to breaching an order banning him from the site for the third time. Delaney left the airport only to collect his jobseeker’s allowance. The judge told him to look for a place to live and a job.
Sister killer held
A paranoid schizophrenic man who killed his sister by driving into a tree at 60mph has been detained indefinitely. Andrew Lowe, 41, told Lincoln Crown Court that he had crashed because he thought that he and Lorraine Lowe, 44, were on a Mafia hitlist. He also admitted the attempted murder of a fellow patient, 71, at a Nottinghamshire mental health unit.
Scissor attack on boy
A schoolboy was airlifted to hospital after a classmate stabbed him in the head with a pair of scissors during an argument. The attack, in the corridor at Edenham High School in Shirley, South London, left the 14-year-old victim with a blade lodged three inches deep in his head. He tried to pull it out and collapsed. His alleged 14-year-old assailant was arrested and bailed.
Top secret inbox
A computer user was sent thousands of military e-mails, some allegedly including sensitive information, by mistake after he set up a website that had a similar name to a US air base. Gary Sinnott, of Mildenhall, Suffolk, bought the domain www.mildenhall.com to promote the town, but it became confused with www.mildenhall.af.mil. He has now closed his site.
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