Ed Caesar
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In July 2003 Toby “Tig” Hague – a 31-year-old derivatives broker with a successful career, a beautiful girlfriend and an almighty hangover – arrived at Moscow’s Sheremetyevo airport on a business trip. Groggily he made his way to customs, where an airport official informed him he had too many duty-free items in his bag.
At this point the official made a gesture that is understood in most parts of the globe: he rubbed his finger and thumb together. Hague, though, hampered by his Englishness, failed to understand that a bribe was required. A search followed – and about a minute later his rather cocky facade had collapsed.
In the pocket of Hague’s jeans was a tiny amount of hash – enough for one joint – a leftover from a recent stag weekend. If it had been discovered by the Metropolitan police they would probably have told him off and sent him on his way. Hague was very far from London, however.
Despite the best efforts of lawyers, his employers, the British embassy and his family, he was carted off by the airport authorities (who ramped up the amount of cannabis he had been carrying to “smuggling” levels) and deposited in a prison in Moscow for five months, then in a Mordovian gulag – Zone 22 (the title of his book about the experience, which is published by Michael Joseph this week) – for a further 15. By the time he emerged in March 2005, he was three stone lighter.
In his book about these experiences, Hague describes the gulag as being reminiscent of the PoW camp in The Great Escape – with guards who meted out regular beatings with their nightsticks, and violent fellow prisoners who needed no such props. In summer the heat – and the attention of the camp’s mosquitoes – was unbearable. In winter, the inmates froze in their inadequate prison clothes in temperatures as low as -35C.
During his incarceration in Zone 22 his parents – a builder and a housewife – not only shelled out more than £100,000 in bribes and lawyers’ fees to try to secure his freedom but also, with the help of the British embassy, provided him with enough chocolate, coffee and cigarettes to bribe his way out of trouble.
His girlfriend Lucy, with whom he had been planning to buy a house, was distressed to be told he was allowed visits only twice a year. So in June 2004, on the first of her three-hour prison visits, she proposed. If they were married, she reasoned, at least they would be allowed to see each other four times a year.
The wedding, five months later, was an odd occasion, says Hague. Held in a drab anteroom of the camp, the ceremony was conducted by a grim-faced female registrar, with one of the more sadistic guards acting as a witness and a junior member of the British embassy translating. Hague was not allowed even a sip of the sparkling wine that Lucy had brought to celebrate the occasion – instead the guard polished it off himself. And the 48-hour honeymoon took place in a dirty cell, with two single beds pushed together.
It was hardly a joyful occasion. Just before the ceremony began Lucy had broken the news that her mother had just died of cancer.
“That was the toughest thing for me,” says Hague, in his flat Essex accent. “I still find it upsetting to deal with now. I felt like I was being selfish. I’d sit in bed every night thinking about how terrible my life was, while back home Lucy had been dealing with her troubles on her own.”
Today he and Lucy have a 15-month-old daughter, Isabella, and he is working again – this time for Tullett Prebon, an interdealer brokerage, where he specialises in emerging markets (ironically he now has many Russian clients who think he is a real “tough guy” because of his experience).
At their terraced home in South Woodford, Essex, croissants are piled on the sideboard and Hague is enjoying an espresso. But for a touch of gauntness in his face, it would be hard to guess that he had endured so much.
“I know – it’s mad, isn’t it?” he says, looking around his comfortable home. “I still think about it every day – not prison so much as how the whole situation came about. Why didn’t I know that all that airport guy wanted was a bribe?”
For a year after he was released he suffered from nightmares – both waking and sleeping. He would see a stranger’s face that reminded him of a fellow prisoner, and immediately be cast back into his daily routine in the gulag: the dawn callisthenics on the frozen ground, the watery porridge he was given for almost every meal, the brain-deadening manual labour in the camp’s sewing factory, and his fitful nights in a bunkroom with dozens of dangerous inmates.
“I’ve never been a quick-tempered person and that helped me a lot. I’d take whatever was being doled out by the guards and the other prisoners. It was all about keeping my head down, working hard, bribing the right people with the right goods, and avoiding any kind of confrontation.
“I saw plenty of guys taking a beating, spending spells in solitary and nearly driving themselves mad by fighting back against the system. That wasn’t for me. I just wanted to get out.”
Hague says he is philosophical about what happened. “I reckon something like this was destined. When I got arrested, I was at a stage in life where I was working hard, playing hard; I was enjoying my life as if I were 21, 22 years old. Maybe I needed a wake-up call. And maybe this was it . . .
“It was a very harsh lesson to have learnt, but I’m alive. I got through it. And I have changed immensely.”
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So a guy who is a derivatives broker, endulges in cannabis and does not even know where the money is.... he should become a "Cannabis Broker" and then see how much money he makes and enjoys life!
MJ, London, UK
Well done Tig. Just read the book. Truly horrific, inspiring, frightening and amazing. Good luck for the future
paulodge, Bolton, UK
Oh my Gosh, I went through something similar a few months ago!!
I feel very shocked to read this. I was very close to be sentenced to 4 to 7 years in prison, for buying some stupid souvenirs worth a few bucks, but at the end after 3 months they released me.
What a terrible story, unbelievable.
I'll buy the book A.S.A.P
I wrote my own, but I don't know whether I'll publish.
R.C.
Roxana Contreras, Saint Louis, U.S.A.
For those of you who don't know Tig. You will not meet a more honest and likable fella. It great to see him and Lucy together. Someone for us all to admire. A true character. Wishing you and family all the very best.
Brendan Daley, Bromley , England
Think of his parents & Lucy, knowing the torture he was going through - must have been a living hell for them. Maybe laws in this country are soft at times, but what Toby had to endure was extreme. Those who piously judge him should remember this COULD potentially happen to anyone.
Max, Wrexham, U.K.
Those of you who are having a dig at this chap for bringing dope through an airport need to take a rain check.
He's clearly said he didn't realise it was still in his jeans pocket. It could have happened to a lot of folk and he was simply very unlucky.
Get a life people, don't be so self-righteous
Stuart Morgan, Bromley, UK
Jeez! Tig and I were mates at school and not a nicer bloke you'd wish to find.
Havent seen him for quite a few years now and then I stumble across this.......
Dan Poulton, London, UK
We should learn a lesson from this story - it could happen to anyone! Just because the guy worked in the city, doesn't mean he should be stereotyped and those who say he deserved it or that he was a moron are just ignorant! People make mistakes. Thankfully, this story has a happy ending.
Aimee, London,
Maybe when something like this happens to someone you care about you will have a different opinion. These people are friends of mine. He made a mistake and has paid greatly for it.
Emily Grimshaw, Ashford, Surrey
One part of this article reinforces my belief that buying goods made by prison, child and slave labor is a sin against God.
Citizens of the world should wake up and realize that they are supporting these thugs. It might be difficult, but having your clothes made is the only way to be safe.
Quentin Cromwell, Swartz Creek, USA
We could do with a few prisons like this in the UK.
Terry Dell, Weybridge, UK
In a week where our own justice system has been described as too cosy for the inmates, perhaps we could learn a thing or two from the Russians?
adrian, aldershot, England
So this is your typical successful City broker? Apparently, intelligence isn't required to work in this industry.
Helene, Bristol,
You want real gulag literature?
Try Kolyma Tales by Shalamov or try House of the Dead by F.M.Dostoevskii, not to mention Solzhenitsin...
GdeS
Gryff de Schulenbergh, London, U.K.
We wanted tougher prisons in the 80's and now we have more in prison them most countries and the Gov can bust down our doors and take everything we own before the trial for the slightest thought you might have a drug in your home. Then again its easier to target a passive citizen then the smuggler.
William , Atlanta, USA
He could have easily forgotten he had some leftover hash on him. That's actually happened to me before. Luckily, I found it before i go to security - just by chance, it had been in my bag for over a year!
Laura , London,
A derivatives broker thrown in the Gulag? That's what I call justice! That it could happen to all of them.
Boston Charlie, Boston, USA
this just shows how soft the West is. And I wonder why so many people from the East come here when we are soft, soft, soft. I know two people working for my company who had run ins with the law in their countries. Of course the recruitment agency never knew this neither did our HR department.
Greg, exeter, england
Next time pay the 'fine'(aka bribe) for extra duty. A city type can afford it. What sort of idiot carries drugs through an airport these days.
Niall O'Hara, Berlin, Germany
It was a very harsh lesson to have learnt, but Im alive. I got through it. And I have changed immensely (for the better)
Maybe the West has something to learn here? We are so soft on crime that 'The Law' is almost a laughing matter!
Maria Smith, Brisbane, Australia
It's a shame our prison system is not like this then perhaps we would have a few less morons on the streets killing us.
Who would want to go back to have such fun.
One other question what kind of a moron goes into an airport with drugs in his pocket.???
james, Brighton, UK