Win tickets to the ATP finals
IT IS the kind of story you hear from a friend of a friend — how, after a long
night in a rural hostelry and at a loss for entertainment in the
countryside, they head out into a nearby field.
There, according to the second-hand accounts, they sneak up on an unsuspecting
cow and turn the poor animal hoof over udder.
But now, much to the relief of dairy herds, the sport of cow-tipping has been
debunked as an urban, or perhaps rural, myth by scientists at a Canadian
university.
Margo Lillie, a doctor of zoology at the University of British Columbia, and
her student Tracy Boechler have conducted a study on the physics of
cow-tipping.
Ms Boechler, now a trainee forensics analyst for the Royal Canadian Mounted
Corps, concluded in her initial report that a cow standing with its legs
straight would require five people to exert the required force to bowl it
over.
A cow of 1.45 metres in height pushed at an angle of 23.4 degrees relative to
the ground would require 2,910 Newtons of force, equivalent to 4.43 people,
she wrote.
Dr Lillie, Ms Boechler’s supervisor, revised the calculations so that two
people could exert the required amount of force to tip a static cow, but
only if it did not react.
“The static physics of the issue say . . . two people might be able to tip a
cow,” she said. “But the cow would have to be tipped quickly — the cow’s
centre of mass would have to be pushed over its hoof before the cow could
react.”
Newton’s second law of motion, force equals mass multiplied by acceleration,
shows that the high acceleration necessary to tip the cow would require a
higher force. “Biology also complicates the issue here because the faster
the [human] muscles have to contract, the lower the force they can produce.
But I suspect that even if a dynamic physics model suggests cow tipping is
possible, the biology ultimately gets in the way: a cow is simply not a
rigid, unresponding body.”
Another problem is that cows, unlike horses, do not sleep on their feet — they
doze. Ms Boechler said that cows are easily disturbed. “I have personally
heard of people trying but failing because they are either using too few
people or being too loud.
“Most of these ‘athletes’ are intoxicated.”
Industry sectors news at a glance. Interactive heatmap, video and podcast
Everything the Business Traveller needs to know to make a better trip
Get ready for the winter sports season, with our resort guides and snow reports
We are backing British business, what is the confidence of the nation and what businesses are succeeding?
Growing demand for energy, oil that is harder to reach and the rise of carbon dioxide emissions. We examine the energy challenge
Enjoy further reading from Travel to Fashion, Business to Sport, discover more
Shortcuts to help you find sections and articles
36-month car lease
on contract hire for
£359.99 plus VAT pm
12 months for the price of 11 and a 5% discount.
Offer ends 31/11/09
The UK's leading alternative to showroom finance.
Finance packages tailored to your needs.
Minimum loan of £15,000
Car Insurance
£12,578 per annum
The Independent Housing Ombudsman
London
Competitive
Barclaycard
Not Specified
The Sheppard Trust
London
£80-95,000
Clay McGuire Executive Selection
Moments from Battersea Park.
For sale with Winkworth.
See your free Experian credit report beforehand
Book now & save over £100pp.
11 cool resorts, lowest prices... Early Booking offers 15 Nov.
20% off selected Azores holidays taken in October with Sunvil Discovery
Get covered on your travels with a superb range of policies at great prices. Visit InsureandGo.com
World Class Golf, Spa and preferential Beach Club. Private estate overlooking West Coast
Villas from £275 per night inclusive of Golf
Contact our advertising team for advertising and sponsorship in Times Online, The Times and The Sunday Times, or place your advertisement.
Times Online Services: Dating | Jobs | Property Search | Used Cars | Holidays | Births, Marriages, Deaths | Subscriptions | E-paper
News International associated websites: Globrix Property Search | Milkround
Copyright 2009 Times Newspapers Ltd.
This service is provided on Times Newspapers' standard Terms and Conditions. Please read our Privacy Policy.To inquire about a licence to reproduce material from Times Online, The Times or The Sunday Times, click here.This website is published by a member of the News International Group. News International Limited, 1 Virginia St, London E98 1XY, is the holding company for the News International group and is registered in England No 81701. VAT number GB 243 8054 69.