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It is probably not the best way to reassure patients, but a health centre brushed aside criticism yesterday after handing out appointment cards sponsored by a local undertaker.
St Margaret’s Health Centre in Auchterarder, Perthshire, was accused of insensitivity after issuing cards to patients that include an advert for the town’s funeral director.
One patient, a 23-year-old mother of one, said: “I thought it was hysterical when I first saw it, but it isn’t funny really. I see the card also contains an ad for the local florist so evidently the doctors hope to provide their patients with all necessary information in the event of failing to cure them.”
Another patient said: “I was handed an appointment card for a routine check and was flabbergasted to see the telephone number of the local undertaker in a blue box on the bottom. It seems quite appallingly insensitive.” The cards list the surgery’s address and telephone number on the front, with space inside for receptionists to fill in appointment times.
As well as an advert for the undertaker, there are notices for a residential home, a florist, a health club, an osteopath, a physiotherapist and a counselling service. A disclaimer from the practice thanks advertisers but points out that their products and services “cannot be guaranteed or endorsed”.
Sheila Back, assistant practice manager, denied that the undertaker advert was inappropriate. She said: “Unfortunately death is something that doctor’s practices have to deal with — it does happen and people need to be aware of where they can go for help.”
David Hancock, financial director of Oldroyd Publishing Group, which prints cards for St Margaret’s, said: “It’s strange that someone would think, ‘Oh crikey — an appointment with death’.”
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I believe this practice to be asolutely outragious. It should never be the case that a representive of the NHS promote a commercial business in this way.
I am surprised at very few comments left on this page and the lack of seriousness given the situation.
Teresa Evans, Milton Keynes, England
It might motivate in clinics that urge patients to get fit, give up smoking and eat better. I think it is better to look up one's life expectancy online.
Emma H., Ottawa, CAN
Ah hahaha. That is hilariously insensitive.
I suppose it is not funny, but I like tasteless humour.
Daniel White, Lewisham, England
"appalingly insensitive"
get a life!
pete, York, UK
Oh grow up! I'm sick of all this refusal to face the fact of death. For example, the junk mail one receives about paying for one's funeral in advance should be less squeamish, and not start the letter with "our deepest aoplogies if this letter arrives at an inappropriate tiime". Why don't they have the guts to say, "sorry if you've opened this when grandpa has just popped his clogs, but how were we to know?"
The only person I can recall not taking refuge in humbug and euphemism is Richard Branson. His mailings about his life assurance policies starts with admirable directness, "one day you're going to die; we all will". Unlike Branson, far too many people seem to think they're immortal. The one sure thimg in life is that they're not. So let's all stop pussyfooting about death. It happens. And one day it will happen to me. And to you. There's nothing, repeat nothing, that you or I can do about it. And as the lady said, when it does happen, you need the address of a good undertaker
JF, Canterbury, UK