Jan Raath in Harare
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President Mugabe has so far seen off his foes with a combination of violence, bribery and treachery. But there is one problem that is impervious to his usual strongarm tactics: Zimbabwe's decrepit economy.
The currency crashed unstoppably through a new low this week, passing 1 billion Zimbabwean dollars to £1, after the weekly Zimbabwe Independent quoted officials in the government statistics department as saying that inflation for the first three weeks in May was 1,700,000 per cent.
A fortnight ago the Central Bank introduced a Z$1 billion banknote, as well as a new species of notes called “special agrocheques” with a top denomination of Z$50 billion.
Since in 2006 the Central Bank removed three zeros from the currency, it means that the new note equals the Weimar Republic's highest note of 50 trillion marks, issued at the peak of its hyperinflation in 1924.
A pint of beer at Harare's cricket ground is Z$800 million. A 13-amp plug on Tuesday cost me Z$1.3 billion. Photocopying a two-page document came to Z$269 million. The Z$10 million note, introduced at the beginning of the year to reduce the snaking queues outside the banks, will not buy so much as a banana.
The Consumer Council of Zimbabwe estimates that next month the average family of six will need Z$350 billion to provide the basics for survival. This month the basket was Z$100 billion. “It is madness,” said Jeremiah Mawbe, a minibus driver. “I will never get that kind of money.”
Banks are struggling with the sheer volume of digits. A businessman supplied the Central Bank with stationery three weeks ago and invoiced it for Z$6 trillion. The bank sent the invoice back and asked for it to be broken down into three different invoices of equal amounts. “They said their computer software couldn't deal with so many zeroes,” the businessman said.
Worse is to come. On Wednesday the Government, which has banned the official issue of inflation figures, announced a pre-election sweetener that included boosting a modest fund meant to provide the extremely poor with medical attention, “from the current Z$20 trillion to Z$1.5 quadrillion”.
In November the annual budget for the entire Government, including the army, air force and police, was Z$7 quadrillion.
President Mugabe has an economics degree from the University of London, but appears oblivious to the fact that it is the relentless printing of money that is driving up prices and plunging the currency. He continues to claim, with increasing desperation, that the situation is “all part of a well-calculated regime-change agenda by the British”.
As the run-off on June 27 between Mr Mugabe and the opposition leader, Morgan Tsvangirai, comes closer, the need for paper money for the bankrupt Government will increase to astronomic proportions.
It needs to pay for a second election in three months, not just for the election infrastructure but also the costs of provisioning and paying thousands more militia members to subjugate the voters.
“They're printing money so fast but it's getting to the point that it's not fast enough,” John Robertson, a local economist, said. Even the state-run daily Herald newspaper reported this week that shopkeepers were charging up to 30 per cent commission to anyone paying with the Z$50 billion note. “This is not real money,” a cashier was quoted as saying.
This is alarming news for Mr Mugabe, who depends on a system of patronage paid to a vast network, from the machete-wielding militias to the Joint Operational Command, the committee of senior army, intelligence and police officers that direct the strategy for Mr Mugabe's political survival — and their own.
“The money is becoming valueless,” Mr Robertson said. “It won't be long before people start saying they don't want it, and I think it will start with the army. I won't be surprised if the generals are already saying, ‘We don't want that rubbish'.”
In June last year, the former American Ambassador, Christopher Dell, enraged the Government by forecasting that inflation would reach 1.5 million per cent by the end of 2007.
“It destabilises everything,” he said. “By carrying out economically destructive policies, the Mugabe Government is committing regime change on itself. The regime is reaching endgame.”
At the time, inflation was 4,500 per cent and the Zimbabwean dollar was 400,000 to the £. His forecast may have been precipitate, but not necessarily inaccurate.
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It's a sick country... a nation of millionaires and billionaires (and maybe a dash or two of trillionaires) - but the millionaires are starving, as are their children.
It is a crime against humanity and Mugabe and his cronies should pay with their lives... as they have destroyed others'.
Rod Baker, Cape Town, South Africa
If this is how you perform WITH an economics degree. A degree from the School of Hard Knocks sounds like a better plan They should recind their degree along with that honorary knighthood - I can think of at least ONE person who was far more deserving and loved both countries till the day he died.
Susan, Texas, USA
Jasper,Chelmsford
For any currency,a note is as good as what it can buy you.If business increases prices,the Zimbabwe government will simply print higher denomination notes to match.If the same business does not up its workers' wages then the people will rise up against the not the government.
Alton Hadzisa, London, UK
Jasper,
Of course there's a market for these joke notes. EBay is full of them, and for far better than the exchange rate.
Robert Hall, Starke,
It would be interesting if some newspaper would interview the leftist leaders of the past - like Peter Hain, Ken Livingstone etc and get their opinion on the monster they helped create. They should be held accountable. Yes where is Sir Bob and the other stars , nobody has come forward, I wonder?
Glen, Johannesburg,
Zimbabwe is a classic case of the futility of attempts use inflation as trigger for regime change.Of late I have been recieving payment in £50 notes...and if a drop a 1p,2p or 5p coin I do no bother picking it.
I will be the last person to be surprised to see a £100 note in circulation soon.
Alton Hadzisa, London, UK
I wonder if there is a market for these joke notes, at somewhere like the Poundshop.
jasper, chelmsford,
absolute power corrupts absolutelty, we need to hold our politicians accountable for their own good, and ours.
Thomas, San Mateo, CA, US
I have to agree with Ed Allen, even though it was shocking that only Rhodesia's white minority enjoyed that "highest standard of living". In spite of that inequality, the black population was also much better off than it is under Bobby Mugabe's lunatic Stalinist regime.
peter koeb, bournemouth, england
I think LSE, its students and alumni must ask questions how a man with an examined Masters in Economics can produce this result.
And if they don't ask first, the other London colleges should ask for them.
Jo, Olney, UK
Where is Bob Geldof?
DM, UK,
What will really bring the Zimbabwean government down is when the traders start refusing to accept these worthless notes and demand either hard currency or goods in exchange.
Stephen, St. Ives, England
Charan Muzaya: your parents life is in "danger" and you are still here in London posting comments on a website ?? So if you can't even save your folks who is going to save Zim ? The British ? Zimbabweans need to wake up, its only us who can save ourselves, Mugabe is 84, he is no longer the issue !
Roger Ndaba, St Albans, UK
When some body is completly insane but has no oil do we really do nothing for the people who live there??
Rich, WOrcester,
Unfortunately Mugabe will not go quietly. One of my parents' properties in the rural areas was burned down this week. I live on tenderhooks fearing what I will hear next. Frequent power outages at mobile phone base stations mean it's difficult for calls to get through. Far worse is to come, I fear.
Charan Muzaya, London, UK
Economics degree you say? From the London School of economics no less!
Being the private club for socialist academics (or is that academic socialists?) Robert must have been one of the star pupils.
Petrovich, Vancouver,
Man we were good.Of course we did'nt realise how good at the time.In Rhodesia in the seventies we had the best Educated and Medically cared for Africans on the continent.Strongest economy , dollar was 1R$=1PS.Highest standard of living.We spat at sanctions and wanted for nothing,good old days , eh!
Ed Allen, Whitby, Canada