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My Australian friend Al was driving his five-year old daughter to school. A car pulled out in front of them, but Al for once confided himself to a bitter exhalation. Beside him, Ginny asked brightly: “Is that another dickhead, Daddy?”
Australian speech is lively, demotic, unstuffy: the talk of men with calloused hands and a serious problem with authority. The basic structure of discourse implies a vital truth: if you think you’re better than me, you can f*** off.”
The fundamental egalitarianism of Australia has always found an expression in unconstrained use of taboo words. Strewth and bloody are antique commonplaces of Australian life, while “hello you bastard” remains an ancient and affectionate greeting between old-timers.
But Australia has always had a seam of prim respectability running alongside its man o’ the people stuff: that’s why Australians could never bear Dame Edna Everage, the incarnation of nice-minded Australian suburbia.
The absurdity of an Australian drawing back the hem of his garments when a foreigner uses naughty words is lost on the prim part of Australia. And yet the sporting year has already been enlivened by yet another international incident involving Australian cricketers swearing at their opponents.
The Australians invented sledging – the art of distracting opponents by means of coarse abuse – and yet they threw a faint when it was thrown back at them. Perhaps the problem here is that Australia needs to adjust its national threshold of irony.
Merv Hughes, an Australian fast bowler, was bowling at the West Indian captain, Viv Richards on his home island of Antigua, and giving him histrionic glares. Eventually Richards said: “This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture, we just bowl.” Hughes then got him out, and told him: “In my culture, we just say f*** off.”
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As an Australian, I am always irritated by the British assumption that all my race swear and use endless profanities. Not forgetting the consumption of endless amount of Foster´s golden amber. Unfortunatelly, it ´s not actually true. My dear mother always said that some Australians would rather swear than think. I think she had a point. This seems to apply to some British celebrities too.
As Mark Twain said: Profanity is the weapon of the witless.
As David Keuck said: Profanity is an attempt of a lazy and feeble mind to express itself forcefully.
Carolyn, Munich, Germany