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After decades of embarrassment with its Eurovision entries, France has come up with a controversial wheeze to earn beaucoup de points in next month’s contest. The country famous for its fierce pride in the native tongue is to enter a song written almost entirely in English for the first time.
The decision by the state television network has sparked an outcry, provoking one MP to demand an explanation from the Culture Minister.
The French entrant is Sébastien Tellier, 33, a singer-composer with caveman looks and a devotion to erotic subjects. His mix of electro with the kitsch music of 1970s porn films is not itself proving controversial — it is his song Divine, from the Sexuality album, that is causing a storm of protest.
Tellier, known as “the singing Chabal” because of his resemblance to the hulking rugby union player, said that he had tried French lyrics but they did not work as well. “The majority of songs that have won Eurovision, like Abba, have been in English,” he added. He has retained two French lines that translate as “You and I, like you know/How my heart gave way”.
This year’s contest is to be held in Belgrade on May 24. France last won in 1977 and often comes near last.
François-Michel Gonnot, 59, an MP for Mr Sarkozy’s conservative Union for a Popular Movement, has asked Christine Albanel, the Culture Minister, to explain the decision to parliament. “This choice shocks a lot of citizens who do not understand why France is thus giving up the defence of its language before hundreds of millions of television viewers,” he said.
The Defence of the French Language group said that France had once again bowed before the language of the “masters of the world”.
The move runs against President Sarkozy’s campaign to promote French abroad. Carla Bruni, his chanteuse wife, sang her last album entirely en anglais but her new album, due this spring, will contain no English.
French lyric-driven pop is thriving but English is also enjoying new popularity. The internet has given songs in English exposure that they have been denied on the air because of laws that restrict non-French songs to no more than 40 per cent of radio play time.
Julien Garnier, from a group called Hey Hey My My, said that French recording artists had nothing against French. “It’s just that writing for us is easier in English. In English it’s great to say, ‘Here comes the sun’ while ‘Voici le soleil’ is pretty poor in French.”
The veteran crooner Charles Aznavour summed up a common view on the merits of the languages. “French does lyrics; the Anglo-Saxons are better at the tune.”
Divine, by Sebastien Tellier
No no no no no no no
I’m looking for a band today
I see the Chivers anyway
Through my eyes
Oh oh oh
I . . . I’m alone in life to say
I love the Chivers anyway
’Cause Chivers look divine
Look away
They try to find the Milky Way
They love to drink it every day
No no no no no no no
Toi et moi, c’est comme tu sais
Comment mon coeur a succombé
You look fine
Oh oh oh
I . . . I’m alone in life to say
I love the Chivers anyway
’Cause Chivers look divine
Look away
They try to find the Milky Way
I’m . . . I’m alone in life to say
I love the Chivers anyway
In your eyes
Oh oh oh
I’m looking for a band today
I see the Chivers anyway
I’ll be a Chivers guy some day
In my mind
* Chivers is a slang term for a hip young musician
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I actually love this song. It's the only one I've really liked in the entries I've heard - France douze points. Of course it'd be great to see our lovely Andy Abraham do well but we all know the song had precious little to do with it in winning eurovision. First time I won't be watching since 74
Karen, Chesterfield, UK
Thank you so much David for your researches, and Matt for the douze points!
Stephanie, Bordeaux, France
C.H.I.V.E.R.S. is the name of a techno song Tellier did for the soundtrack of the French film, "Steak," a futuristic comedy. In this film, the protagonist is a wannabe trying with mixed results to become a member of the CHIVERS gang, of punks who all worship plastic surgery, and only consume milk and raw eggs. No, I am not an expert on Tellier. I just Googled this. Obviously, this weird origin of the song is intended to fit the quirky nature of Eurovision where the weirdest act wins.
I have not been able to confirm the Chivers as slang idea, so maybe someones chain is being yanked, there... I came across the Irish Preserves, too, early in my research, but it didn't really quite fit.
David Rochlin, Ione, Washington State, USA
Is it alright to say that I really like the song? It's one of the better ones off his album 'Sexuality' and this furore just goes to show how stuffy the French are about they're language. The album's about half-and-half French and English so cut the guy some slack. And it's produced by one half of Daft Punk, which is a winner in my book. France douze points!
Matt, London,
What a nonsense today's song lyrics are!!!
Anton, Korolev, Russia
What a load of rubbish !! I thought Chivers was a brand of jam.
Mike, Coleshill, Birmingham
Andy, I'm not sure turkish and portuguese are our largest ethnic minority but well that's not the point.
Though, is "Chivers" really a french word? I've never heard it. Are you sure of the meaning because even in slang it doesn't sound french at all!
Couderc, Bordeaux, France
I only watch Eurovision to enjoy the wit of Wogan.
Howard, Manchester,
Eurovision?? It's still going?? Coo. . .
Taz, Hampshire, England
It's produced by half of Daft Punk too, so at least the production's about four-million times better than most Eurovision songs.
Tms, Oxford,
Chivers? Is this from a jam session?
Liam, London,
Given the usual banality of the lyrics of the British entry, can we make our song more tolerable by singing it in French ?
Doods, Glasgow,
Until France realises it is far cooler not to win the Eurovision song contest such issues as they may have with the declining influence of their language will remain unaddressed.
Desmond Martin, Paris, France
Singing in English will get them nowhere. If you want to win Eurovision (dubious honour though that might be), split your country into eight and have each vote for its neighbours.
Eddie, London,
I see you're as informed as Wogan...the top points in Eurovision is 12 not 10. France always give 12 to Turkey or Portugal (their largest ethnic minority), they never give to neighbours. Political voting nowadays is all about diaspora, look at Ireland...they now always give 12 to Lithuania!
Andy, London,
John,
It has nothing to do with neighborly sentiment. France might well give 10 points to Belgium as they sare the same cultural terrain. Similarly, many Eastern block singers are popular across the region and, subsequently, command a large number of votes.
Jane K, London, UK
this is so pathetic the way english language newspapers never pass up a chance to furtively mock the french language. to me it smacks of ethnocentric cultural, linguistic imperialism and while we all acknowledge english's 'current' status as the dominant global lingua franca in all areas of life this doesn't mean to say french or spanish or arabic etc are less valid languages or should be patronised to as this article does.
marco tilson, cordoba, spain,
And France will still give 10 points to Belgium when they come to vote. It is cast in stone. Ask Terry Wogan.
John, London,