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It is a world in which the goldfish are never lonely, the dogs are always obedient and the guinea-pigs are never tormented by children.
Under a new Swiss law enshrining rights for animals, dog owners will require a qualification, anglers will take lessons in compassion and horses will go only in twos.
From guinea-pigs to budgerigars, any animal classified as a “social species” will be a victim of abuse if it does not cohabit, or at least have contact, with others of its own kind.
The new regulation stipulates that aquariums for pet fish should not be transparent on all sides and that owners must make sure that the natural cycle of day and night is maintained in terms of light. Goldfish are considered social animals, or Gruppentiere in German.
The creator of this animal Utopia is the Swiss federal parliament, the Bundesrat, which adopted a law this week extending to four legs the kind of rights usually reserved for two. The law, which comes into force from September 1, is particularly strict over dogs: prospective owners will have to pay for and complete a two-part course — a theory section on the needs and wishes of the animal, and a practice section, where students will be instructed in how to walk their dog and react to various situations that might arise during the process. The details of the courses are yet to be fixed, but they are likely to comprise about five theory lessons and at least five sessions “in the field”.
The law extends to unlikely regions of the animal kingdom.
Anglers will also be required to complete a course on catching fish humanely, with the Government citing studies indicating that fish can suffer too.
The regulations will affect farmers, who will no longer be allowed to tether horses, sheep and goats, nor keep pigs and cows in areas with hard floors.
The legislation even mentions the appropriate keeping of rhinoceroses, although it was not clear immediately how many, if any, were being kept as pets in Switzerland.
Animal protection groups have greeted the news enthusiastically, but critics say that it means an extra financial burden on taxpayers and animal owners, and that it will be impossible to monitor the implementation of the rules. Farmers’ associations have protested, arguing that the law will have a negative effect on the economy and decrease their competitiveness on the international market.
One tabloid newspaper has accused the Government of pandering to the needs of guinea-pigs while ignoring more important animal issues, such as its failure to enforce a ban on dangerous dogs.
But Hans Wyss, head of the Swiss Federal Veterinary Office, said: “The aim is not only to ensure treatment of animals appropriate to each species, but also to decrease the risk of attacks by dangerous dogs. Inappropriate treatment could lead to behavioural disorders.”
Doris Leuthard, the Economics Minister, assured pet owners that the authorities would not be visiting people’s homes to enforce the law — although in extreme cases officials would have the power to intervene — but would count on the results of the training and a positive response from an “informed population”.
“We do not want to create a surveillance state,” Mrs Leuthard said. She added that, in an age of consumer concern for animal welfare, farmers would benefit from the new law.
The attitude of the Government is in sharp contrast to some alleged practices in Switzerland: activists campaigning for a ban of the production and trade in cat fur products claim that tens of thousands of cats are killed each year to satisfy a growing domestic and foreign market fuelled by the belief that cat fur can alleviate the pain of rheumatism.
The cats are skinned by specialised tanneries for various products, ranging from £30 for a single fur to £200 for a cardigan and more than £800 for a large blanket — which might explain the total absence of stray cats in the country. There have also been reports coming from France about cats disappearing from areas along the Swiss border.
Should pet owners require advance guidance as to what will be expected of them, a goverment website provides it. One entry reads: “Guinea-pigs are very sensitive social animals. They are interesting to look at, but not at all appropriate to be cuddled or carried around by children.”
And a word of warning for those planning a mercy killing for their goldfish: special chemicals will be required “to put them to death”.
Flushing them down the loo is no longer an option.
Pecking order around the world
— Sloths, emus, woolly lemurs and North American porcupines were removed last year from the list of animals too dangerous to be kept at home in Britain. The list dates from 1976, when Poppy Hull was attacked by a pet lion while wearing a leopard-skin print coat in Worthing
— A book by King Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand about his pet dog Thongdaeng sold out within hours in 2002
— Animal lovers from the Love Kitty group were victorious last year after a stand-off with Chinese police. Four hundred cats, about to be slaughtered for fur and meat, were rescued from Tianjin market. This followed a 2006 demonstration in Beijing against a police cull of dogs
— Beijing restaurants serving dog meat – believed, among other things, to enhance sexual prowess – have been ordered to close for fear of upsetting the 200,000 Western tourists expected to arrive for the Olympic Games
— British gardeners were up in arms in 2006 when proposed changes to Britain’s animal-welfare legislation included offering slugs and snails similar legal protection to cats and dogs. The measure failed, but it did become illegal for under16s to win goldfish at fairs
Sources: www.thaiaga.org; Times archives
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Firstly to ollie,
Sir, if you wish to be rid of America, So be it, We have absolutely NO problem blocking imports and exports to your country. Our President is a Nutcase, he could Just say "Hell, Let's bomb them" and it would be done.
Time to wake up,Plants are also part of this so NO food for you
Russ, Dallas, TX, US of A
The depth of animal and human abuses by so called animal loving dog ownes is surprising. The effort to have dog barking abated by authorities is also monumental. It is high time that animal owners were held to account for the health of their animals and the communities where their animals are kept.
Matthew Ridgeway, Pakenham, Australia
Education can only result in proper animal contols and care. To boo hoo this effort by the Swiss is to reject what is obviously needed in our communities when it comes to animal care and responsibility. Are many animal owners just to bone lazy to do the right thing? Control your pets!
Matthew Ridgeway, Pakenham, Australia
How hard can it be to get off the couch and quiet your dog when it barks? Why should ones neighbour be subjected to unwanted and disturbing dog barking because the dog owner could not be bothered with their civic duty to control their animals noise. Nothing wrong with learning what's right is there?
Matthew Ridgeway, Pakenham, Australia
If only more people took their pet ownership as seriously as the Swiss government has taken pet ownership. About time you all had a serious look at good and bad pet ownership! Good work, keep the pet owners responsible and accountable at all times I say.
Matthew Ridgeway, Pakenham, Australia
Yes, I would be a proud pet owner in Switzerland. Why not? Because I know I would be thoroughly educated and would have to act responsibly in regards to care and management of my pet. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that is there? DO you quiet your dog at night immediately?
Matthew Ridgeway, Pakenham, Australia
I wish North America and Canada, particularly, would take a cue from Switzerland. The laws in Canada are antiquated and totally ineffective at offering even the smallest protections to animals.
Pat Vogt, Regina, Canada
What absolute garbage! Is there neither privacy nor personal autonomy nor private property in Switzerland?
As an animal lover, I fully support the human treatment of all animals, but this is absurd.
Michael, Washington, DC,
The landmark animal welfare laws in Switzerland are heartening indeed! High time the human/animal relationship was reevaluated. The world would be a more peaceful place with a more compassionate and sympathetic relationship with animals. Some of the U.S. comments were alarming, fatuous, and hostile.
Laura Y., Dorset, U.S.
Any government that takes action to enhance animal welfare should be applauded. Animals all over the world suffer terribly due to feeble governments.I would urge animal lovers to support a new political party gaining a presence in Europe called Animals Count,who believe animals deserve better.
Peter Collins, London,
This is excellent news and is in line with the policies of the UK-based political group Animals Count (www.animalscount.org); whose chair, Jasmijn de Boo, is standing in the London Assembly elections this week, and so we are seeing the emergence of a Europe-wide move towards compassion for all!
Richard J Deboo, London,
"why don't you just leave the rest of the world - including countries like vietnam (remember?) and irak and europe etc. alone?"
Because FANATICS keep popping up. Had we left Europe alone you would be speaking German, and this comment section would not exist under your National Socialist government.
-=NikFromNYC=-, NYC, USA
As an American, I'm envious we don't have similar laws. The closest thing we have to educating dog owners is Cesar Milan's show, "The Dog Whisperer." It's easy to educate oneself to properly care for a pet - library books, Internet - but most people are too lazy, and the dog suffers from bad care.
Jenn, New York City, U.S.
Some of this is good sense. Millions of animals bought from Pet shops are killed every year as people impulse buy a fish, rodent, dog, etc. and don't know how to take care of it.
Goldfish out of all the species of fish to choose from are not that easy to care for and they can live for 30+ years.
Stuart Halliday, Livingston, Scotland
So, dog owners need qualifications, but no one thinks to give expectant parents a quick course in 'Human Babies; How To Raise Your Social Animal'?
Alex, Surrey,
If everyone had to wait while humans got their act together and put the world to rights in a strict pecking order much less good would be done.
ayla, London,
charles in boston,
monica in california,
actually we swiss do not care about US-americans' opinions. we are a sovereign country - capable of making our own laws. why don't you just leave the rest of the world - including countries like vietnam (remember?) and irak and europe etc. alone?
ollie, switzerland,
I wonder where snakes feature in the petting order? - I've found them to be very sensitive creatures, when treated compassionately!
Mark Time, Glasgow, Scotland
More hypocrisy from a country where pet dogs are treated better in restaurants than children, where horses, from other nations, of course, are eaten daily and where the rich get all the breaks and others just pay and pay!
charles freitag, boston, USA
When I buy a live lobster at the fish market will I have to buy two so the first purchase has company? Will I be prosecuted for eating them?
Honestly,these laws make no sense to a dog owner like me.
Alex, London, England
My God this is the most moronic thing I have ever read and I am an animal lover, but come on people they are animals "normal" domestic pets yes should not be abused and the rest is survival of the fitess stop wasting the human races time and money with an idiotic form of way overstepping boundaries!
Monica C, Lodi California, USA