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A hoax artwork which was supposed to celebrate European diversity provoked a full-scale diplomatic incident between Bulgaria and the Czech Republic today.
The sculpture, commissioned by the Czech government to mark their EU presidency, mocked Europe’s national stereotypes, but some governments have failed to get the joke.
Bulgaria has taken exception to its caricature, which depicts the country as a Turkish squat toilet. The country's ambassador wrote formal letters of complaint to the Czech EU presidency and Javier Solana, the EU foreign policy chief, today.
Officials have demanded that the sculpture be taken down before the exhibit’s public opening tomorrow.
Betina Joteva, first secretary for the Bulgarian office to the EU, said: “I cannot accept to see a toilet on the map of my country. This is not the face of Bulgaria.”
The Czech government commissioned the work from David Cerny, but he claimed it would contain individual sculptures created by artists from all of the EU nations. It emerged yesterday that it was a hoax and that he had designed all of the works himself.
Alexandr Vondra, the Czech deputy prime minister for European affairs, said: “I was unpleasantly surprised to learn that the creator of the work of art Entropa was in fact David Cerny and that it was not made by 27 artists representing all the EU member states,” she said. A spokeswoman for her office said that a decision would be made today over whether to remove the artwork.
Cerny’s installation is a giant Airfix-style kit with the pieces representing all of the EU member states – except Britain because the sculptor claims the country has no interest in being part of Europe.
France is represented by a banner that reads “Strike!”, while Romania is an oversized Dracula theme park. Luxembourg is a tiny lump of gold with a “For Sale” sign and the Netherlands is depicted entirely submerged by water apart from minarets from the nation’s mosques. Sweden is an Ikea flat pack and Lithuania has three statues urinating on Russia.
Slovakia is also thought to have made a complaint about the way it has been portrayed – as a wrapped up corpse.
Cerny admitted yesterday that the whole thing had been a hoax, and that he had invented the names of the “up-and-coming” artists from the 27 member states.
There was also the question of what became of £350,000 in funding meant for the artists.
The Czechs tried to laugh off the growing controversy yesterday about the installation – unveiled on Monday in the atrium of the European Council building – but officials are now backtracking as the controversy spreads.
The incident has further undermined confidence in the Government’s abilities after a faltering start to the EU presidency since taking over from France on January 1.
Mr Cerny, 41, first gained notoriety in 1991 by painting a memorial to a Soviet tank in Prague pink, while his sculpture of a Saddam Hussein figure preserved in formaldehyde has been banned in two countries.
He released a statement from Prague yesterday: “We apologise ... for our failure to tell (Czech officials) about the real state of things and for misleading them.
“We knew the truth would surface, but before that, we wanted to find out whether Europe can take a laugh at itself."
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This artwork was financed mainly by New World Resources - a Dutch mining company through OKD (a Czech company that is owned by NWR). Czech Republic only leased this artwork for 1.2 million CZK for duration of our presidency. That is circa 50 thousand Euro.
Martin Tichy, Prague, Czech Republic
The fact that europeans find this "joke" funny is far more disturbing than the installation itself. Shame on Europe! 350k of our money down the drain. An artist whose work isn't aesthetic is not an artist for me!
Vincent, London, UK
Oh the irony!
Bulgarians are throwing almost as much hissy fit as the Turks with their ridiculous "Turkishness" legislation or the fanatical mobs who were promising jihad to Europe because of Mohammed cartoons.
Petr, Pardubice, Czech Rep.
Finally Europeans came to appreciate a good intelligent artwork and its message. A real artist ought to be subversive and create new norms and values. Thanks gods (or Czechs) for making it happen. And to all who disagree or do not like it I say - it is only art! I only wish that we have more of it!
Janus R. Avivson, London, UK
The idea was an artwork to CELEBRATE eu diversity.One could appreciate the humour,however,his vision is quite demeaning to some.Leaving the hoax aside,I also have a problem with Bg being depicted as is,esp with the growing tension between bulgars/bulgarian turks.Slovakia's pic is just offensive.
Lily Dobrevska, London, UK
At least something that´s finally uniting Europe - or dividing in two halves which is good enough !! First time ever Brussels is not boring - Europe needs more of this !!
Richard, Prague, Czech
Just seen the the joke on news. I think its great and has my full support. .I am loving it.
tibor, Melbourne, Slovakia
Fantastic!
This is art: it makes you laugh and leaves transparent the socially constructed hierarchies that we have put in place for ourselves. On all levels people were drawn into this 'scam'. What is best is that the artist has also undermined the artworld: the very world that he is from!
Linda, London, UK
Brilliant! The world needs a sense of humor now more than ever.
Chris VB, Syracuse, NY, USA
Hilarious. I can't see what their problem is.
Jack, Bristol, England
£350,000 of our money for a joke. It says it all.
Dave, Sofia, Bulgaria
What a fantastic joke! I love Czech humor. When was the last time we had anything to laugh about? Brilliant stuff, hope thay don't dispose of the artwork.
Micha, Georgtown, Cayman
There is a rumour that much EU funding has been 'flushed away' in the country depicted.
michael, london, uk
This is possibly the greatest work of modern art I have ever seen!
A van Staden, Glasgow, Scotland
i think the sculpture is apt considering europe is one big joke!
hugh janus, london, uk
More wasted EU money. They're almost as overpaid as footballers.
CA, Manchester, UK