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An accident-prone amateur flyer who is attempting to go around the world in a 65-year-old aircraft once used by General George Patton has crash-landed in the Caribbean.
Maurice Kirk, 62, a retired veterinary surgeon, issued a mayday call on Saturday before his plane went down about 80 miles from the nearest land.
He was rescued after coastguards picked up signals from his emergency beacon and was taken to hospital on the island of Providenciales in the Turks and Caicos Islands but discharged himself after being treated for head and neck injuries. Yesterday he was believed to be attempting to organise a rescue mission to salvage the stricken aircraft before it sinks.
Only nine days ago, Mr Kirk was the victim of a street mugging in Cuba.
He owns a practice in South Wales although he was struck off by the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons in 2002 for “disgraceful conduct”, the result of 11 convictions including assault. He is a former drinking partner of Oliver Reed, the late actor.
Mr Kirk began his round-the-world odyssey when he competed in the 2001 London-to-Sydney air race. Since then, he has already had his 1943 Piper Cub aircraft rebuilt after crashing it in Japan in 2005.
With unusual aforethought Mr Kirk had the aircraft, which was once used to ferry the American general around the battlefields of Normandy, coated in shark-repelling paint.
Upon being told that her husband had signed himself out of hospital, Mr Kirk’s wife, Kirsty, 48, said: “He usually does.” She added: “He has phoned me briefly to say he’s OK but a bit battered about the head and neck. He has borrowed clothes but he has no money and everything is inside the plane. His computer and all his belongings are on it. It is a race against time because it will sink.
“He told me he had about 12 hours to reach it.”
Mr Kirk, from Llantwit Major in the Vale of Glamorgan, flew out to the United States on January 22 after the plane, called Liberty Girl, had been restored there. He had spent six weeks flying around the Caribbean.The father of four was flying from the Dominican Republic to the Turks and Caicos when the engine on his two-seater aircraft failed.
He performed a controlled landing in the sea and his emergency beacon was picked up by coastguards in Miami and New Zealand, where the beacon is registered.
Mrs Kirk was at home with their eight-year-old daughter, Genevieve, when she had a call from the New Zealand authorities informing her that her husband’s plane had ditched.
She said: “I was warned that the outcome of these things is usually not very good but I told them my husband is indestructible. He’s crashed before and had all sorts of bother. He always seems to survive.
“Sure enough, I soon had a phone call saying he was all right.”
Mrs Kirk was calling flying clubs and contacts in America yesterday in the hope that someone could help her husband to retrieve his stricken plane.
A spokesman for the US Coastguard said that Mr Kirk was picked up by helicopter after being tracked by an emergency radio beacon. Nick Ameen, a coastguard petty officer in Miami, said: “It may well have saved his life.
“It was lucky he had that beacon on him. That was a really good decision on his part.”
The Piper Cub is capable of taking off and landing on grass strips as short as 200ft but it is is handicapped by its top speed of 65mph (104km/h).
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I met Mr. Kirk last year in Lockhaven, Pennsylvania. I did not know quite what to make of him. Several people related one incredible story after another. This man is not a book---he is a movie. He certainly is a character. Always willing to take a donation of a few bob and a pint. Best wishes
Tom Constantine, Massachusetts, USA
The world would be a dull place without people like Maurice.
He may act like the village idiot , but his flying skills are second to none. Go for it Maurice !
Rodney Heaton, Keighley, ENGLAND
More power to this most great human. I cannot say how proud and envious I am to know their are some who actually get to live the dream most wish we could. Life is short and if you need more money for another plane I will most gladly help raise it if you take me along. More kids today should take heed and keep your eye on Maurice. If your so inclined you too may be able to develop the balls and get the money to do this as well. What a great way to go. "Thank You Maurice"
M Perry, Campbell River, Canada
I also met Maurice when he was down here in Australia. He spoke of flying his Cub massively overloaded ,using rubber straps onto controlls to correct rigging problems, flying through controlled airspace without clearence,radio and transponder, all as though it was jolly good fun. He also expects us all to drop everything and rescue him (continually). This selfish arrogance has got to stop.
Hamish Allen, Sydney, Australia.
Hamish Allen, Sydney, Australia
I sincerely hope no one will sell him another Piper J3 Cub. Please let him buy a Cubby, or something else of less historical value. J3's are to be flown for sure, but not for circus acts and recklessly endangered.
Leslie W. Hewett, Jr.
California, Maryland
Leslie Hewett, California, USA/MD
An irresponsible aviator who disregards safety and seems hell bent on breaking all the rules in the book. I feel sorry for the aircraft but I hope it sank and can finally rest at the bottom of the sea away from this man. It is getting harder and harder to fly old aeroplanes in this world and high profile accidents like this only serve to give the powers at be more ammunition to stop the rest of us. For god sake maurice calm down and stop trying to spoil it for everyone.
Matt Stevens , london,
I met him when I was a flying instructor in Oxford in 1980. As a pilot he used to raise eyebrows a bit, but a brilliant vet by all accounts. He woes me a barrel of Hook Norton and five quid by the way if anyone sees him.
Rory Kay, Warrenton, Virginia USA
Maurice is a legend (still living!). I met up with him a few years ago after hearing he had been killed feeding his sheep from the cub "oh no he said, I just hit the wall at the end of the field"!
I'd like to think he's invincible, the world is far too short on genuine eccentric heroes.
As for being struck off - everyone agrees he's a very fine vet and the reasons for striking off are his quixotic approach to the law. pity the RCVS can't keep a focus on that!
Keep at it Maurice!
Nigel Ramsay, Winchester, UK
An impressive record of courage and determination combined with an excellent sense of humor. Maurice skips over life's boundaries literally by the seat of his pants.
Simon O'Gorman, Abergavenny, United Kingdom
He's not accident prone. He just does things that few others would have the courage to even contemplate. the only accidents he has had have been due to powerplant failures on a 65 year old aircraft. Believe me they were,t designed for longevity in those days. My hat's off to him.
John Schroeder, Anchorage, AK, USA