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George W. Bush is not a man used to being kept waiting. It is hardly surprising then that when John McCain failed to appear at the appointed hour to receive the President’s blessing as the Republican nominee, he looked a little awkward.
Mr Bush, whose endorsement is viewed as crucial in uniting conservatives around the moderate candidate, had rolled out the red carpet and walked out onto the North Portico of the White House, where he usually greets foreign leaders. But Mr McCain wasn’t there.
“So, anyway," the President told waiting reporters after a moment’s pause. "As I was saying..."
He trailed off, clearly hoping to see the nominee emerge from some corner of the Rose Garden.
A reporter then shouted a question, to which Mr Bush replied: "He's gonna win.” Another pause. “There will be ample time for questions.”
The President grinned uneasily at the waiting press pack. He shuffled his feet, then did a little jig. "I'm just going to tap dance a little," the leader of the free world explained.
Another uncomfortable silence descended. The President peered about him, then looked at his staff with eyes pleading for rescue.
"Who should be his VP?,” a reporter yelled.
"There will be ample time for questions," Mr Bush repeated.
"There's ample time now," a second reporter piped up.
But the nominee was still nowhere to be seen.
"Let's start over," Mr Bush chortled, fleeing back into the safety of the White House. "Pretend like it never happened."
A minute later, the gates opened for a sleek black Cadillac bearing Mr McCain and his wife Cindy. The President re-emerged, greeted the couple, and they all headed back into the White House for lunch.
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Ron Paul is the Candidate America should be looking at. Check him out on YouTube. As far as McCain being late for his meeting with Bush .... hummm, maybe that's a sign? Of course, then again, can you blame him for dragging his feet?
M. King, Danville, Virginia
"I tell you, the American elections are very similar to the Russians.
Matt, London, "
At least the Americans hold an election unlike the UK. Gordon Brown has no mandate from the electorate and knows it which is why he bottled the general election. Now he is determined to cling onto power for as long as possible and push through unpopular legislation. Very democratic.
Edward, London,
I can see the puppet dancing but where are the strings?
Or is it that the puppet master (from the other wing presumably) activates implants by the way of remote controls?
RONNIE, PARIS, FRANCE
Whoever will win, the entire world will be glad that this guy will leave the power
pi, Perugia,
From an English perspective, I think McCain could win the presidency comfortably without the explicit backing of Bush. So conservatives may not like him? Who are they going to vote for instead? Is Obama or Clinton really closer to their ideals, even if McCain is a bit off the mark? And McCain would do well to realise that there is a direct equation between distance from Bush and an increase in international popularity. (The whole commander in chief thing will be a whole lot easier if you can actually reduce the number of people wanting to destroy your country, rather than multiply it with the speed Bush has in the last eight years.)
Chris, Worthing, England
he should have been a comdien.................perhaps he is, and this is one of those weird but funny dreams and we will wake up soon in the real world where the most powerful man in the world is more reassuring....perhaps not..... it was a nice dream though.
Michael Guy, London, UK
As a American I am ashamed that this man has led my country for the past 7 years. I have a feeling that 5 years from now I will be even more embarrassed than I am today because McCain, Obama, and Clinton are equally deplorable.
Tim , Despair, Pennsylvania, U.S.
What a terrible fitting suit. The first thing he reminded me of was a waiter in a third world upper class restaurant... tonnes of 'em dressed like that in Brazil.
Edward, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Clearly an embarrassment.
Shannon, Boise, Idaho, USA
I hope your joking
Chris , Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Dear old George. We will miss his sweetness and humour.
Roberta Broom, Syracuse, NY
I'm sure going to miss feeling safe when George retires.
Jeffrey Dunham, Yacolt, WA USA
"He's gonna win"; he's basically saying that McCain's going to win the presidential elections.
I tell you, the American elections are very similar to the Russians.
Matt, London,
"Pretend it never happened"
Why does this strike me as so fittingly symbolic of the entire Bush presidency?
Looks like the guy who found Sadam's WMD's has ben promoted to the president's appointment secretary...
Ben Hoff, New Jersey, USA
The article failed to mention anything about the standard of his tapdancing. Surely the US President's ability (or otherwise) to tapdance is newsworthy?
James E. Petts, Burnham, England