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Brian Kidd is fond of telling the story of the first time he and Sir Alex
Ferguson saw Ryan Giggs. “We were watching a game involving Manchester
United juniors,” the former assistant manager said. “Giggs was exceptional,
head and shoulders above the rest. We looked at each other and agreed that
if we couldn’t make this one a player, we’d give the game up.”
So it should be at Chelsea right now. Take the world’s most financially
benevolent owner and put him with the outstanding young coach in European
football. Anybody who cannot make a success of that might wish to rethink
his career in sports administration. Yet, somehow, Peter Kenyon is managing
it. There seems to be a confusion of priorities at Stamford Bridge. Right
now, Kenyon’s prime task should not be to promote the Chelsea brand on the
global market, make it bigger than David Beckham in Beijing or achieve world
domination by 2014.
It should be to ensure that Roman Abramovich and José Mourinho are best mates
for ever. In the film This Is Spinal Tap, the bass player, Derek
Smalls, played by the wonderful Harry Shearer, explains his supporting role
to the group’s songwriters, David St Hubbins and Nigel Tufnel. “David and
Nigel are like poets,” he says, “two totally distinct visionaries, like fire
and ice. My role in the band is to be kind of in the middle of that. Like
lukewarm water.”
Kenyon’s, too. The ice of Abramovich, the fire of Mourinho and in the middle
good old Pete, the lukewarm water. What has gone wrong? Kenyon stated in
November that the critical part of Chelsea’s future success involved keeping
the manager, yet every murmur through the grapevine since seems to regard
the issue of Mourinho’s departure as a case of when, not if. This would seem
a greater problem for the employer than the employee. Mourinho has proved
that he can be successful elsewhere by lifting the European Cup at the
comparatively impoverished FC Porto.
There is, however, as yet no evidence that Chelsea can thrive without a
single-minded managerial vision to accompany Abramovich’s wealth. The cynics
crow that anybody could win the league with Chelsea’s money, yet Claudio
Ranieri did not. It took Mourinho’s wit, pragmatism, bravado and skill to
make sense of the numbers and if Chelsea are prepared to take his
significance lightly, they did not deserve him in the first place. Mourinho
is high-maintenance and must be infuriating to handle, but the most talented
performers often are. Ferguson did not become the greatest manager of his
generation by not creating the occasional fuss.
What happens when resources and accomplishment differ greatly is well
documented. At the weekend, before Cardiff City’s match with Tottenham
Hotspur, Peter Ridsdale, the former Leeds United chairman, was busy
rewriting history. Now at Ninian Park, Ridsdale claimed to have been made
the scapegoat for the turmoil at his previous club. “They blame me for
relegation, yet I’d been out of the club 15 months when it happened,” he
said.
This is an economical version of events that saw Ridsdale overstretch the
finances by gambling that huge transfer expenditure would bring consistent
success. The manager, David O’Leary, however, was no Mourinho. The
chequebook did not buy a single trophy and when Leeds failed to qualify for
the Champions League in his final season, catastrophe loomed and a hasty
fire-sale of players resulted in relegation two years later. Yes, Ridsdale
had also gone by that time but just as the bloke who steered the Titanic
into the iceberg might not have been at the wheel the moment it sunk, he
sure as hell had something to do with it.
Nobody is suggesting that Chelsea would have faced financial oblivion without
Mourinho, but the only reason Abramovich is looking like a smarter investor,
the only reason Kenyon can swan off east and west to promote the brand, is
because Mourinho has put the owner’s money to good use and the club is now
on the map. Leeds under O’Leary and Ridsdale were the nearly men: nearly won
the league, nearly reached the Champions League final, then nearly went
skint. Now Leeds are nearly in the third tier of English football.
Unsurprisingly, the club are nearly without profile in Beijing.
Kenyon’s duty on returning from China, where the club have launched a website
in Mandarin, is to ensure that owner and manager remain united. There is a
presumption that Mourinho was less than enthusiastic about the arrival of
Andriy Shevchenko and Michael Ballack. This is not entirely credible.
Mourinho has stated on many occasions that at the first sign of interference
he would walk, which would mean that as the Ballack deal was completed on
May 15, 2006, and mooted for considerably longer, had the player been
arriving against the wishes of the manager, Abramovich would have foolishly
risked losing Mourinho before Chelsea’s second title had even been won.
Unlikely.
As for Shevchenko, nobody, not even Mourinho, could have thought Didier Drogba
would be transformed into the most potent striker in Europe, having scored
only 14 goals in all competitions for Chelsea in 2005-06. Drogba was
expected to leave, then changed his mind. He was expected to play second
fiddle to Shevchenko, but has outstripped him in every way this season.
It may look as if the new men are surplus to requirements now, but the fact
remains that at the time of their arrival, nobody would have predicted that
Chelsea’s best performers this season would be Drogba and Michael Essien,
two players who had failed to convince in the previous campaign. When the
signings were made, it seemed most likely that Drogba would be Shevchenko’s
understudy with Joe Cole and Arjen Robben wide, and Ballack would play
alongside Frank Lampard with Claude Makelele behind and Essien as cover for
all three.
There is no reason why Mourinho’s view would have differed greatly from the
common perception. The manager did not leave because at the time he probably
wanted the players and, like the rest of us, has been surprised at the way
the season has unfolded.
He did not want to sell William Gallas so late in the summer transfer window
and that much is clear; but this is an annoyance that can be rectified with
a promise that the error will not be repeated, not grounds for divorce and
if Kenyon fails to smooth over any lingering problem from September, he is
not the skilled negotiator he would have us believe.
There is another conspiracy theory, denied but gaining momentum, that the club
would not be troubled by Mourinho’s departure. This is based, not just on
wild speculation resulting from an inferior league position as Kenyon
claims, but on Mourinho’s limitations as the public face of a company
wishing to ingratiate itself around the world.
There has been private disquiet at the club over two incidents this season.
Already apprehensive about Mourinho’s attack on Stephen Hunt, the Reading
midfield player, after his collision with Petr Cech, some club officials
were mortified when the manager escalated the controversy by pointing out
the inadequacy of the ambulance service. A lesser confrontation, in which he
as good as called Andrew Johnson, the Everton striker, a cheat before being
forced to retract his comments, was also unhelpful.
Yet, on other occasions, Mourinho makes astute and valid contributions to a
debate; he is always eloquent, with a fantastic sense of theatre and is, by
a mile, the most compelling manager in English football. His personality and
success has done more to make Chelsea the centre of attention than a month
of press conferences in Mandarin and once the final whistle has blown the
only event guaranteed to make a neutral armchair viewer stay with the
coverage is the announcement: “
And after the break, we’ll hear from José Mourinho . . .” You love him, you
hate him, but you always want to watch him. And if Chelsea’s marketing men
are happy to give up on that recognition for their product they must be
barmy.
Yes, Chelsea are unpopular these days; but if the club want to change that,
they only have to start losing. Manchester United are well regarded now,
having failed to land a title since 2003. Do it this year, and the next, and
the public will go back to despising them.
When Chelsea won the league the first time it was a refreshing change. Then it
wasn’t. If Chelsea win a third time, Mourinho could teach the world to sing
and furnish it with love and he would still get booed all the way to his
seat at every ground beyond SW6. Mourinho is a winner with attitude; he is
therefore never going to win the public vote. Bambi in a blue shirt would
not get a sympathetic “aah” these days.
So if we presume that Kenyon told the truth in November and his top priority
is to keep Mourinho happy, then one thought remains: that the rumours of a
summer split are gaining ground because the manager has a sense of destiny,
which involves lifting the European Cup in Portugal, England, Italy and
Spain. The José Slam. Leave it in the trophy cabinet, as he did at Porto,
and move on. That is what Chelsea should fear most of all. If Mourinho
achieves his ambition with them this season maybe nothing will persuade him
to stay. Not Abramovich’s millions. Not the soothing words of Lukewarm Pete.
Not all the tea in China, baby.
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