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Paul Ince is not a victim of a vendetta against former Manchester United players, no more than he is under threat because he is black. One glance at the Barclays Premier League table will indicate why Ince and Blackburn Rovers may soon part company.
Any manager who reduced the club to that position would be in danger right now. Ray Harford went ten league matches without a win at Ewood Park, was knocked out of the League Cup by Stockport County and resigned in 1997. Roy Hodgson set the club on course for relegation in 1998-99 and was gone by Christmas. His successor, Brian Kidd, was fired less than a year later with the club nineteenth in the second tier.
This is a familiar story. Those managers did not have to be black, or red, to be fired; like Ince, they just had to be in trouble.
Football clubs are simple organisms. If Blackburn were top of the league, Ince could make Eric Cantona his assistant and end each victory by recreating Tommie Smith’s black-power salute from the 1968 Olympic Games and nobody would care. There is a bottom line in football, beneath it lie three teams and each has a manager with good reason to be nervous. If Tony Mowbray, at West Bromwich Albion, is not feeling the heat like Ince at the moment, it is only because his club are pretty much where they expected to be. The unexpected success of Phil Brown at Hull City is making life a little awkward, but nobody had West Brom down as anything more than relegation candidates from the start.
For Ince, it is different. In mitigation, he has frequently lost Roque Santa Cruz, a key player, through injury and the sale of David Bentley to Tottenham Hotspur was a blow, but, despite this, Blackburn seemed destined for mid-table mediocrity rather than a fight to the death. They were certainly not a team expected to go more than two months without a league win, not least because of the traditional difficulty for teams visiting Ewood Park in winter. Ince needs time, but that is a very comfortable stance to take when it is not your business that risks losing £30 million.
Blackburn are in an awkward position. No club wants to be the first to appoint a black English manager in the Premier League only to sack him five months later. Yet, logically, no club want to appoint any manager and dismiss him five months later. It is a sign of failure.
So, in an ideal world, Ince turns it around and makes a success of Blackburn, just as he did Macclesfield Town and Milton Keynes Dons. Yet, if not, it is patronising in the extreme to treat him as some special project or to argue that he should not be subject to the same scrutiny as his contemporaries. If he is not given enough time, it is not due to the colour of his skin; few managers get enough time these days.
Race is clouding the issue. Already it is being said that Ince has not had the same chance as young white managers, such as Tony Adams at Portsmouth. But if Adams were the manager of Blackburn and his team were in the bottom two approaching Christmas, he would be under the same pressure now.
There is no equality in demeaning Ince by adding invisible points for ethnicity. If he is to be appointed like a white guy, he has to be free to be sacked like one, too.
And another thing...
Mawhinney’s madcap plan
Lord Mawhinney, chairman of the Football League, is beginning to rival Michel Platini at Uefa in his devotion to bad ideas. This week: a salary cap.
Already operational in Coca-Cola League Two, Mawhinney wishes it introduced throughout the lower leagues, including the Championship, and linked to a percentage of turnover. In other words, a club arriving from the Premier League, with parachute payments, would have the best part of £12.5 million to spend on wages, while Doncaster Rovers would have roughly £3.5 million.
So the three relegated clubs would quite possibly be returned to the Premier League each season, not because they are good, but because the rest are handicapped. It would mirror the French system that has maintained Lyons as champions for the past seven seasons. Rupert Lowe, chairman of Southampton, is for it, which is all you need to know.
Anonymity on the line
A big thank you to the Premier League for standing down the linesman, John Stokes, after his mistake in failing to flag Robbie van Persie, the Arsenal striker, offside at Stamford Bridge. At least we now know who made the mistake because, on the day, it was extremely difficult to find a name, owing to the secrecy that surrounds officials.
Linesmen are no longer identified as individuals, while the practice of listing where the referee is from, in the most general terms - remember the “Thing from Tring” nickname for Graham Poll – has now been abandoned.
Meanwhile, among officials, the predilection for the latest accessory, a car numberplate including the letters REF, continues to grow. Very low-key. Even the bloke in charge of the match between Histon and Leeds United had one. Neil Swarbrick. From Preston, as if we care.
Blast from the past
Joe Kinnear has stopped Newcastle United’s slide becoming a plummet and is in credit as a manager, but every time he reacts to a setback with a tirade at an official, he looks more like a relic of the past than a man for the future.
Reading the bans
As predicted here, the FA decided it more likely that a player choosing to warm down in an area of the pitch that was under repair would be called an idiot, not an immigrant, by an irate groundsman and dismissed claims that Sam Bethell, an employee of Chelsea, had racially abused Patrice Evra. The FA disciplinary panel also heard that it was the Manchester United defender who turned their confrontation from verbal to physical, came back for seconds having been ushered away and was then involved in another altercation. Manchester United are upset with his four-game ban but, in the circumstances, it sounds about right.
Platini’s grave new world
Chelsea, one of the wealthiest clubs in the world, will play CFR Cluj tomorrow, trying to enter the knockout stages of the Champions League. Cluj are already out of the competition and have nothing on the game beyond pride and the chance to shine in the shop window. Get used to it, for this is the future.
Next year is the first for the reforms introduced by Michel Platini, the president of Uefa. More teams from smaller countries, therefore more mismatches and more group stages as dull and predictable as this one. The elephant in the room is the potential for corruption, because if a rich team with everything to play for meet an impoverished team with nothing to play for, it creates the perfect environment for some exotic incentives. There is absolutely no suggestion that Chelsea would be party to any nefarious activities, but such behaviour is hardly unheard of in European competition.
It is surely the duty of the organisers to prevent this, not invent circumstances that might facilitate it.
England’s forgotten man
On form, the best goalkeeper in the country is Robert Green, of West Ham United. As Fabio Capello, the England manager, is no fool and works with two goalkeeping coaches, one must presume he knows this. Yet Green was missing from the last international squad, so remains sixth in line behind David James, Paul Robinson, Scott Carson, Joe Hart and Chris Kirkland.
The story goes that, under a previous England regime, Green was called up and performed so badly in training that he was discounted from selection almost instantly. He has played one half for England, under Sven-Göran Eriksson, on the same day that Zat Knight won a cap. Capello selected Green but dropped him just as quickly. Might Green’s nerves have got the better of him again? It seems the only explanation given his club performances.
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A walk on the wild side
And so Roy Keane steps down as Sunderland manager to spend more time with his dog. It was always likely to happen. Remembering his autobiography, once Keane stopped using alcohol as a safety valve, this was all he did in times of crisis, pounding the footpaths with Triggs. There is barely a mention of a release, a hobby, even a book or a film that he allowed to occupy his mind. Just one man and his dog, which in reality means just one man, living in his head, turning things over again and again, every step taking him nearer to the day walkies becomes walkout.
Rights and wrongs
Luke Young, the Aston Villa defender, is moaning about being played as a left back, not on his favoured right-hand side. “It is a different thing to get my head around,” he said. “It is not my best position. I hope to be able to get back to the right.” If unsure of his obligations, Young may care to look at his passport, which, no doubt, states his occupation as footballer, not right back. He may then care to get on with it.
Courage not in doubt
Against Manchester City last week, Cristiano Ronaldo jumped a fraction too early, realised the ball was about to hit him in the face, so instinctively put his arms up for protection. He then used a series of rotten excuses in a doomed attempt to avoid a red card. The most ridiculous sermons that followed were from those asking why he did not just use his head, as if the man is a coward. Ronaldo scored nine headers among his 42 goals last season, including one against Roma in which he risked getting his face rearranged because he arrived at speed with such abandon. Had the defender led with an elbow, it could have been a calamity, but Ronaldo did not give this a thought. He may be many things, but afraid of getting hurt is not one of them.
Hidden agenda
Some fell for it when the Premier League and Michel Platini, the president of Uefa, ended up on the same side, opposing the French proposal for a financial regulator for sport in Europe, but there was always going to be a sting in the tail. In all likelihood, Platini knew the plan for a European equivalent of La Direction Nationale du Contrôle de Gestion (DNCG) was doomed to fail and feared association with it would scupper his plans, too. Nothing has changed, really. In the December edition of Uefa Direct magazine, Platini returns to the subject of debt and his intention to introduce a licence for clubs competing in European competitions. It is a DNCG by the back door. He was a wonderful footballer, but never be tricked into assuming he is anything more than a politician now.
Last laugh for McClaren?
Steve McClaren remains a figure of fun here and one newspaper is still parodying his bizarre accent in an interview given last August, long after the gag has grown whiskers, but after Saturday’s 6-2 win over Sparta Rotterdam, McClaren’s Twente side are third in the Dutch league as well as through to the last 32 of the Uefa Cup.
McClaren was not a bad manager, just the wrong England manager. The Blackburn Rovers fans who reacted so furiously to the mention of his name might wish they had him now.
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