Armchair view: Giles Smith
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So, that was the Great David Beckham Centennial. It went fairly well, didn’t it? The parade of costumed local drama students, gathering on stilts to spell out the message “Félicitations à Becks - cent chapeaux”; the march-past of models sporting every Beckham haircut since 1996 (all 627 of them); the release of 100 doves into the Paris sky - none of these was laid on by the French hosts, who must now face accusations of a failure to rise appropriately to the occasion.
But at least Becks played quite well for his 62 minutes and completely unlike someone enjoying a testimonial, which this categorically wasn’t, perish the thought and don’t even begin to imply so again, OK?
Still, you would have backed the Stade de France to make a bigger fuss. This is the stadium that, only the other weekend, was launching fireworks to mark its tenth birthday – which was either premature or marks the notion that longevity, building-wise, is currently at an all-time low in Paris.
What we are now left asking, in particular, is, where was the French president? By what monumental scheduling cockup did Nicolas Sarkozy commence a state visit to Britain on the day that history was being made, back in his home city? Was this flagrant carelessness, a sinister snub, or did someone in his office simply misread the fixture list?
You would think a man with Sarkozy’s political instincts might have wanted to lower the cap into place himself – quite apart from the possibility of creating an unwanted diplomatic incident at a crucial time for relations between Britain and France. In any case, how many times in any of our lifetimes are we likely to see Beckham make a hundredth England appearance? Answer: once, presumably, although we still await final confirmation on this from the Beckhams’ press office.
Sky Sports, too, can hardly be said to have distinguished itself, bringing in the well-worn trio of Richard Keys, Glenn Hoddle and Ray Wilkins, when surely the punditry panel that this big day in the Beckham calendar cried out for was Elton John, David Furnish and Liz Hurley. Wilkins even had the nerve to express surprise at Becks’s inclusion in the starting lineup, which, in the context, was like quibbling with the Queen’s presence at the Royal Variety Performance. As for Keys, he didn’t even bother to wear an honorary sarong – the minimum required of him in the circumstances. Does history mean nothing to these people?
And get this – they weren’t even in Paris. They were in a studio in London. You think of all that Beckham has given his country over the past decade, and, apparently, as far as Sky was concerned, it wasn’t even worth the price of some return tickets on Eurostar and a cheap B&B in the Marais.
You assumed the channel would want to pull out all the stops, given the challenge of dissuading people from turning over in droves at half-time for the new series of The Apprentice. Not that there was much to gain from doing so, in fact. What is Fabio Capello, if not Sir Alan Sugar in a better quality suit and with a slightly more sophisticated grasp of English?
On BBC2, the apprentices had to sell a van-load of wet fish; in France, Wes Brown had to mark Florent Malouda. Again, split the difference. John Terry? You’re fired. And then injured. Rio Ferdinand? You’re hired, but maybe not for long, which seems to happen to some of Sir Alan’s winners, too, the prize appointment sometimes being more temporary than the series implied.
In Paris, the referee didn’t seem to have read the script properly, handing Becks a yellow card for shirt pulling. Perhaps only Beckham got the tone right on the night, with that pair of gold boots. Unfussy, understated – it’s how we’ll remember him.
Giles Smith is a former Sports Columnist of the Year. He is the author of a book about sport on television entitled Midnight in the Garden of Evel Knievel
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I watched the fish selling (The Apprentice) on BBC1 !
Keith Rogers, Sheffield , England
I think you have completely over blown the whole occassion, it was a friendly after all, and the team comes above any individual player, especially since the team has been awful in the past few years, and beckham has been a part of that.
Don't confuse his off the pitch success with his on the pitch success, he certainly is a star with all his charity work and an exemplary role model but lets not kid ourselves, he isn't an extraordinary player by any means and it was a football match not a charity gala. People are dillusional by his stardom and his 'bend it like beckham' free kicks. I can name many players with better free kick technique but are simply overlooked by our British media.
If beckham was leaving everyone in awe with sublime footballing talent year upon year, as the greats have done, then he'd deserve the utmost celebration.
And please lets not forget what little our team has achieved in the past decade and the embarassment we have suffered on the international stage.
Thomas, London,
"a man who has represented his country for 12 years without a hint of scandal or misdeed"
This is David Beckham you're talking about?
Google "Rebecca Loos" and "Sarah Marbeck"--Hint of scandal
Or look up what happened at the '98 world cup, when Beckham played against Argentina.--Misdeed.
Used to be a decent player. Now--not exactly past it, but playing in a league of glorified amateurs which isn't going to get his game as sharp as it needs to be. A man who effectively turned his back on England when Capello dropped him at Madrid, taking the money and LA lifestyle over trying to resurrect his career at a meaningful level.
"a role model to children"
Hopefully not for mine.
Pip, New York, via Dundee
The sad thing is is that Beckham is still one of our best right sided players, you are either in denial or completely blind to not see this. AND hes not even playing at top level or hasnt been playing Competitive football. FACT - Beckham is better than Bentley. FACT - Beckham had to play alongside Brown and Beckham still looked good. Stop expecting miracles from an DECENT team.
john, London, England
the english must be the most ungrateful bastards on this poor planet. a man who has represented his country for 12 years without a hint of scandal or misdeed. who is a role model to children as what a decent man should be. in sport or outside sport. a family man, an ambassedor for england and the game of football, creating football academys in different countries. what has this man done to earn such vilification? you all should be ashamed. by the way, he played as well as anyone wearing the red shirt last night.
billl dykoff, phoenix, usa
In the past, at 1-0 down, England would start pumping the ball up the field in an attempt to overwhelm the opposition. But in Paris, even after 88 minutes we were trying to attack through short passing on the deck, rather than long hoofs and hopeful headers. It may seem frustrating to the Anglo-viewer who is accustomed to âpassionâ in the last 20 minutes of a match, but sadly passion alone donât pay the bills. Just because Terry Butcher has a bloodied bandage on his head doesnât mean we have played well. Or won. Passing does pay the bills. And Capelloâs desire for England to become a passing team is seen in this sideâs every move.
After the McClaren debacle, the football nation screamed for change. Now we have got it, some are looking around scratching their heads. Because, instead of plugging old holes, Capello is building a new ship, and it's going to take time. But I heartily approve of what he is attempting and I just hope the media will allow him to do his job.
oli, London, England
I am surprised how England respond to Beckham, he certanly had his failures, but he always give his hart for the country, much more than other "star Players", who do so much for their clubs and almost nothing to their country. Becks always bounce back, and wants so much for England, when the pleople almost hang him he respond with facts, not words, when Capello regeted him in Real Madris he keep training and went back and won the Liga, when Maclaren rejeted him, he came back, and didn´t say anything just happily put on the England shirt, he trained with Arsenal to prove he still can make it, and after what I saw yestarday, I think he really cares for his country, other players, I think they really care for they pay cheks at the club!!!!. Yes Becks gets millions for doing his job, and many people really envy that, but remember he is always training, he stayed after the training sesions to improve himself and you never hear him say anything bad to the people that want to finishing him!!!
Anelena, San José, Costa Rica
tom, england should use talented and determined players....sure.....but are there any other than the ones on show in paris available. beckham with all his shortcomings was the only cultured player in the english team and the only one who provided any possible source of danger for the french defence with his measured passes. the rest ran round the field like headless chickens sometimes forgetting in which direction to run. loads of genuine effort going nowhere.
bryan, sliema, malta
I thought Capello was supposed to usher in a new era of hard work and commitment and forsake glamour, greed and indifference. Then he picks partygoer Ferdinand and the hapless Beckham. How desperate is that. How long before the WAGs recover their status along with Beckhams preening haircuts. Beckham was only interested in self glory as usual and wanted his 100th cap almost as much Lady Posh yearns for the knighthood he'll get from a collapsing New Labour regime. He was, without doubt the worse captain England ever had. He brought home no silverware, had limited intellectual gifts and certainly no strategic insights. If we want to be true winners, we should use talented and determined players, proud of their country and not of their celebrity and bank balance. Give him the Golden Boot now.
Tom Pateman, Lewes, UK