Simon Barnes
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Manchester United move into one of the greatest crises the club have known since Sir Alex Ferguson took over as manager. I am highly tempted to predict instant and total disaster. The only thing that stops me is that every time I have done this in the past, that extraordinary man has somehow turned things around. He is the greatest manager of them all at the art of turning crisis into achievement.
But this is his supreme test. How he copes will define the way we think of him. If he plays it right, his greatness will be incontrovertible and for all time; if he gets it wrong, his record must always have some kind of qualification, some kind of asterisk.
What he faces is the test of the second impostor.
Most of us only get to meet the first impostor. Kipling’s two impostors should perhaps be given a brief introduction for those of us who don’t get to play on Centre Court, those eternal lines from If: “If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster and treat those two impostors just the same . . .”
Though Triumph is listed first, it is Disaster most of us know first, the impostor most are familiar with. But the impostures of Triumph are infinitely more subtle and potentially far more damaging. Ferguson’s task over the next few weeks is one of the hardest he has faced. He must deal with the intergalactic Triumph of United’s 7-1 victory over AS Roma in the quarter-finals of the Champions League.
It was a night of stardust. Everything United did came off. It was a day when real life took a holiday. Football was easy. It was the complete triumph, fulfilment and justification of Ferguson’s work since he created this, the latest of his remarkable United teams, over the course of the past three years.
The only trouble is that this glorious climax has come a fair way before the season’s conclusion. Nothing has been won; but the team will never be quite as good again. Nothing will ever be as easy, as wonderful, as glorious. And it is dealing with this letdown that defines teams and individuals.
I was reminded, a trifle obscurely, of the glorious victory by the great Colombia side that beat Argentina 5-0 in 1993, with Carlos Valderrama, Faustino Asprilla and Adolfo “El Tren” Valencia. They were perfect — I was convinced they would win the World Cup the following year. Mind you, so was Pelé. But Colombia went home in disgrace, one of their number, Andrés Escobar, to murder.
The sporting world is full of individuals and teams who have failed to cope with the second impostor. Arsenal still live in the shadow of the Invincibles of 2003-04. The trauma of their defeat in the “Battle of the Buffet” still haunts them. Arsenal have never recovered from their season of invincibility.
We must look at the national teams to see the second impostor at his most dangerous. The England football team are still suffering from that 5-1 victory over Germany in Munich in 2001. Germany recovered from Disaster and went on to become World Cup finalists in 2002, semi-finalists four years on. But England never recovered from Triumph. They acquired the habit of blinking in the face of destiny. A single day as world-beaters had undone them. Years on, they are still unable to see themselves as a team of born battlers — and yet to see themselves as inevitable champions is equally impossible. The golden generation was blinded at its first glint of gold.
The greater the Triumph, the greater the devastation. The England cricket team have failed spectacularly to deal with the triumph of the Ashes win in 2005. They stepped on the open-topped bus as champions; they stepped off as shadows. To watch them make heavy weather of defeating Bangladesh on Wednesday was to see a side that lacked every trace of self-certainty. That tentative, poking-and-prodding batsmanship was of a side convinced of nothing save its own mediocrity.
The worst of it all was in Adelaide last autumn. The last day of the second traumatic Test match in defence of the Ashes was one of the most extraordinary bits of sport I have seen. England were beaten: from a position in which defeat was impossible.
As my old friend Matthew Engel summed up in Wisden: “England were at once worn out but underprepared; complacent yet overapprehensive; inward-looking yet dysfunctional as a unit; closeted yet distracted.” The effects of the second impostor could hardly be better described.
Meanwhile, the rugby union team is still, four years on, struggling to deal with the Triumph of the World Cup in 2003. The combination of injuries and retirement created a team without a centre, without a leader, without a sense of corporate identity — just a bunch of ordinary Joes with an impossible thing to live up to.
This combination of circumstances has broken one team after another, one individual after another. The team played well in flickers and fits and starts over the recent Six Nations Championship, but they go into the World Cup this autumn as the least certain world champions in the history of sport.
The second impostor affects individuals as well as teams. Jenson Button has never recovered from the triumph of becoming a Formula One driver at the age of 19. At the same age, Pete Sampras won his first grand-slam title, the US Open, in 1990. And it was almost too much for him to bear. He spoke of the terrible weight of being a champion. He was bitterly criticised by strutting macho columnists and commentators. What a wimp! He’ll never get anywhere in this game!
Sampras was always a sensitive toughie and it took him three years to get over the second impostor. He didn’t win another title in a grand-slam tournament until 1993. He then proceeded to add 12 more, making 14 in total, the best in history. All of which goes to show that the best can suffer from the second impostor, and that the best can get over it.
Perhaps the worst thing about the second impostor is the way that victory becomes, in a sudden, strange and magical way, so gloriously easy, as if you were taking part in a ritual, in a glorious trance, while your opponent somehow acquiesces to your whims and your desires.
Next time you play, you discover that sport is as difficult as it always was, that the glory was a one-off, that you must now go back slumming into the deep and dirty parts of yourself in search of victory. And maybe you don’t want to go there again.
Maybe you are satisfied. Maybe your thirst has been slaked. Maybe you simply don’t have that desire to go back and seek those extra 12 grand-slam titles. Maybe you don’t have that desire to go back into the boat again and seek a fifth quadrennium of suffering and pain and ultimate victory. Perhaps victory, of all of those things, is the last thing you can face.
Disaster destroys teams and individuals. But not half so well as Triumph.
Simon Barnes is the multi-award-winning chief sportswriter at The Times. He also writes a Saturday column on wildlife. His 15 books include three novels and the best-selling How To Be A Bad Birdwatcher. His latest, The Meaning of Sport, was published last autumn. He lives in Suffolk with his family and five horses
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Very educative and Simon has caught the gist of Kipling's line. As a student, when I'd read If, I never thought it could mean this, so subtly, the poet would touch that one thing we often mistake as complacency. Perhaps, it is a bit more than complacency. It is that feeling where we just sit and can't move our limbs. We face it everyday, during exams, after one test has gone well, we let go of the drive to excel in the next.
Another example is of Michael Chang. I think after his French Open win, he simply fizzled out.
In India, where I live there are quite a few examples, I can't name them, they are too many.
I think, Simon can write on the way out.
However, please note, I think there was a factual error. I guess that Escobar incident happened in 1990, not 1994. We need to check it out.
Khurram Habib, New Delhi, India
Insightful as always. For me the greatest example of someone suffering from the hieghts of triumph is Wayne Rooney.
When he first came on the scene he was being described as a genius and this season he has failed to reach those heights. His first Champions league game: 3 goals; and then no goals in the CL for 2 years. This is why Im not getting too excited by Lewis Hamilton.
Hitesh, London, UK
Hi Simon,
Sorry for purloining communal webspace for such measly fanmail, but it's high time that I thanked you for knocking the spots off me in The Meaning Of Sport.
Like Babs Windsor, you're a national treasure. Deal with that. Here's hoping I get the chance to shake your hand in Beijing 2008.
All the best,
Martin McG, Glasgow, Scotland
Perhaps Barnes has overcooked it a little with his analysis of Ferguson and the second imposter. I think that Ferguson has shown that he has triumphed, failed, triumphed again and failed again. So, in life, we fall, but as long as we get back up we do not succumb to the Second Imposter. I don't think Ferguson has given in at all - in fact he shows the fight within him, and how can a person whom maintains that fight ever be the victim of the second imposter - should we not see that 'never say die' attitude as victory in itself? Besides, why talk about Liverpool of the 70/80's, and not their Managers? In Barnes' analogy, did Liverpool not overcome disaster when they won the Champions League again in 2003? Talk of individuals as opposed to teams is not the same thing at all! If, and its still a big IF, United win either the Premiership, or the Champions League this year, then save your sympathies for the Second Imposter, for it is he who would have felt the blows from Ferguson!
Nins, Wolverhampton, UK
Funny how you forgot to mention the current Australia cricket team's return to invincibility after the absurd CB trophy, Chelsea FC under Mourinho, Liverpool FC in the late 1970s and 1980s, Michael Schumacher, Ayrton Senna, Kenny Roberts, Bjorn Borg, McEnrone & Connors, Clive Lloyd's West Indies, Messrs Pinsett, Cracknell & Redgrave. This list is almost endless. Real winners aren't handicapped by winning or losing. It's only the improbables who are.
mark mcfarland, dubai, uae
It is a massive end to the season for United and Ferguson in particular. I think many people consider that United have underachieved in Europe and really should have won it on at least one more occasion since 1999. It seems churlish to knock a manger who has won 8 league titles, 5 FA cups and 2 European trophies (!) but with the ability of this team (as well as previous teams) they really should add to this impressive list. Anything less than either the Premiership or Champions League and the season will be seen as a disappointment. Win both, or maybe one and the FA Cup and, after the disappointment of the past two years, Ferguson's reputation will be enhanced and taken to a new level as a manger who built yet abother fabulous side. Perhaps to the best manger the English game has ever seen?
Mike Buckley, Twickenham, UK
Although Barnes is right in saying that many teams and individuals do not recover from their success he fails to mention those who have. He looks at it is through the eyes of a pessimist. Does he forget the element of luck in a competion? Is he failing to mention the fact that no team in history ever went through a season unbeaten. The fact is that instances such as Arsenal's unbeaten season will never be repeated. Or if repeated it would be a major feat. Barnes fails to recognise he fact that public expectation is subjective. Success is measured by opinion. I would also like to remind Barnes that many teams and individuals do not suffer from the second imposter. What about Ajax in the 70's who won the Champions League 3 times in a row, or Real Madrid who won it 4 years in a row. Where was the imposter then? Barnes mentions tennis, What about Bjorn Borg in the 70's at Wimbledon. Sorry Barnes you've over anaylsed this one!
James , Manchester,
This is really nothing but a trite observation padded out to a column. The author's recourse to every sportswriter's standby - Kipling's 'If', - smacks of a man desperate to signal his seriousness but too lazy to search for a fresh insight. A demonstration of his point, perhaps - all those awards for writing are a terrible inducement to complacency...
Sir Winston O'Boogie, High Wycombe,
Barnes...you are inspirational. This article reminds me the first time i read one of your columns about five years ago..I'm still addicted.Thanks.
arthur mumelo,kenyan student in china, Nanjing, China
Fantastic article! Thank you so much for writing this. You are completely right, Nothing has been won and United still have to recover from the "Disaster" of 1999.
Vinodh Kutty, Minneapolis, MN, USA
Absolutely right. Do not forget also the tragic hubris which often accompanies moments of greatness. Pride before the fall.
Add to that the sense that the wounded pride of Serie A will require that revenge be obtained in Milan, not that Rome and Milan share much in the way of fellow feeling most of the time.
To focus on the sport, though, I have a feeling that the United players will feel in their bones that Tuesday's peformance should be protected from the spectre of emptiness, and strive all the harder to gain the gold and the glitter which their football deserves.
JOHN POWNALL, Bridport,
The best article I have read on this topic and probably the best I have read this season. The most encouraging sign that this trap wont be fallen into has come from the Man Utd players themselves. Each stated afterwards that they had won nothing yet.
I am sure that Ferguson, Neville, Giggs etc will remind the others of that until the season ends.
paul, tokyo, Japan
Hopefully the second imposter will not rear its ugly face for uniteds this season. It's fair to say that they have experienced this phenomenon in a less dramatic way after their treble triumph. Roy Keane famously wrote that he saw players that had lost their hunger and focus in the dressing roon in the nou camp. Maybe he was right, united have not performed well iin europe since then. But they still won the league a further 3 times since then and a league cup and FA cup.
I don't think the "second imposter" will affect this team. With the experience of old heads around like Giggs, Scholes and Neville combined with the hunger of the youngsters ofr silver-ware, i think united are well placed to at least win the league and one other cup. The treble may be beyond them with Chelsea in such impressive form but, as they say, anything can happen in football.
Mayur R Joshi, London,
yeah, i know
andy pipkin, manchester,