Simon Barnes, Chief Sports Writer
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By the time you read this, Muttiah Muralitharan may well have broken the record for Test-match wickets, having joined Shane Warne on the almost ludicrous mark of 708 yesterday. Time, then, to brace yourself for a wave of resentment, most of it from Australia.
It makes a fascinating parallel with The Times’s series on the 75th anniversary of the Bodyline tour. Back then there was (and still is, in a fossilised kind of way) outrage that an Australian sporting hero should be revealed as nothing more than a man. The tactic of bodyline bowling exposed Don Bradman’s shortcomings and this was not acceptable. Therefore, the tactic must be wrong.
The record Murali has equalled is held by a player who, like Bradman, is one of the greatest cricketers that ever drew breath. But Murali is set to pass his record; therefore the record-equaller must be wrong.
Murali is Wisden’s 2007 Leading Cricketer in the World and I wrote a piece in the almanack to mark the fact. I said that Murali’s action had been passed and accepted and authorised, which means that you cannot quarrel with Murali, only with the laws of cricket. I also said that those who pick this quarrel must be prepared to argue about the angle between the longitudinal axis of the upper arm and forearm in the sagittal plane.
Inevitably, a couple of Australian columnists of the unreconstructed kind responded. Their argument was, roughly, I don’t care about all that, I just know that he chucks every ball and that makes “Warnie” the best. So much for logic.
The only rational view is that both are great cricketers and remarkable sportsmen. After that we can argue for as long as you like as to which is better. The argument that Murali is less good because he is compromised (mainly by Australian insularity) is simply not admissible.
It has been a joy watching him: a thrilling but chivalrous opponent, a symbol of unity in a sometimes troubled country, a professional who plays sport with the relish of more innocent times. Some people see international sport as a way in which local heroes seek to touch the infinite, while others see international sport as a measure of the length in feet of the national d**k.
Me, I’ve seen England lose to Murali and I’ve seen England lose to Warnie, and I’ve been blessed. (I’ve seen England win against both as well, so make that doubly blessed.)
To Jonny the glory; to Jason the tag of genius
Few athletes have given me greater pleasure than Jason Robinson. Loyal to my father’s roots, I often watched him when he played rugby league for Wigan and marvelled at the way that some men can run and be caught, while others run and no one can hold them. Therein lies the mystery of rugby.
It’s not just speed, not just little jinks and stutters, it’s not even the ability to see lines of running. Rather, it’s about a personal understanding of space. Robinson, who retired on Saturday after taking part in the Barbarians’ win over South Africa, had this gift to a greater extent than any rugby player I have seen, with the sole exception of David Campese.
Robinson is a rare example of a completely successful code-changer. He went from league to union and was almost at once a success. This is a tribute to his sporting intelligence as much as to his running abilities, but it also demonstrates his courage in entering a different world and making it his own.
English rugby union players still tend to come from middle-class backgrounds, to have gone to “good” or fee-paying schools. Even without sport they would still have had plenty of advantages. Robinson had nothing to declare but his genius.
But he never relied on genius. He relied on work, fitness, preparation – well, naturally you turn up to practice an hour early, otherwise you can’t prepare properly, can you? Robinson’s career in rugby union was in many ways a triumph of ethics.
And he won the World Cup in 2003. Of course, Jonny got the glory, but it was Robinson who made the decisive moves in two tight games: a devastating run that broke Wales in the quarter-finals and an inspired finish against Australia in the final, pictured. One of the best I’ve seen, in any sport.
Money talks louder than managers - ask BenÍtez
Here’s some good advice: don’t go up to a man who is 6ft 6in and weighs 18st and tell him to f*** off. No good will come of it. In fact, the only person capable of doing such a thing is someone who is drunk on his own self-importance.
By the same token, if you are a mere millionaire, it is not a good idea to go up to a billionaire and tell him to f*** off. They don’t like it – partly because you are only a millionaire and partly because the character traits that got them to billionaire status make them unsympathetic to people who tell them to f*** off.
So Rafael BenÍtez becomes the latest football manager to tell a billionaire to f*** off after falling out with Tom Hicks and George Gillett Jr, the Liverpool owners. He discovered that billionaires don’t f*** off much as a general rule, least of all when told to do so by the likes of you. He joins Sir Alex Ferguson, who tried the same trick with John Magnier at Manchester United, and José Mourinho, who thought that Roman Abramovich, the Chelsea owner, was frightened of him.
Who’s next? For there will be others as the pattern of football ownership changes and we increasingly have owners instead of chairmen, monarchy instead of oligarchy. At the same time, managers lead more precious lives than ever, surrounded by toadies and sycophants, subordinates, media people, agents and players whose careers depend on managerial whims.
In such circumstances a man is going to feel ever so slightly invulnerable. So he bullies the little chaps, then he bullies the big chaps, then he bullies a really big chap and he jolly well catches it. And serve him jolly well right, too.
A wise owner lets a manager manage, but a manager who can’t let an owner own is an idiot. Football is changing before our eyes and the way managers manage must change with it. Those who fail to end up sacked, like Mourinho, or merely humiliated, like Ferguson. BenÍtez is still in Ferguson’s camp. Just.
England’s legion of foreign excuses
When Sven-Göran Eriksson stepped down as England head coach, the consensus was that England failed to get beyond the quarter-finals in three tournaments because Eriksson was a foreigner. So when Steve McClaren, an indisputably English man, failed to get England through the qualifying stages of Euro 2008, what was the reason this time? Foreigners, of course. Too many of them playing for English clubs. Bloody foreigners! England would win the World Cup every four years if the world wasn’t so full of foreigners.
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All the talk before the Sri Lanka-England Test series was about Stephen Harmison, as usual. And, as usual, the bowler who did the business when it began was Matthew Hoggard, with four wickets in his opening spell - perpetually unheralded, perpetually modest, perpetually excellent. Times columnists are like that.

Simon Barnes is the multi-award-winning chief sportswriter at The Times. He also writes a Saturday column on wildlife. His 15 books include three novels and the best-selling How To Be A Bad Birdwatcher. His latest, The Meaning of Sport, was published last autumn. He lives in Suffolk with his family and five horses
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Now that the recent Sri Lankan tour saw Murali being well recieved in Australia perhaps you'd like to withdraw your unfair assertions, Simon. I have enjoyed your work over the years but this was not a good effort by you.
Australian crowds (or, to be more accurate, elements in Australian crowds) can be quite unfair at times just as crowds anywhere can be.
However Murali's action looks diabolical and the fact that it was questioned in Australia and elsewhere was not the least bit surprising. The cynicism which greeted the changing of the rules to accomodate his action is also not suprising. However time heals and he has come to be seen in our country as a genuinely likeable competitor even though doubts remain about his action. There has even been comment over here that perhaps it's a good thing that, in an age where everything seems to be in favour of the batsman, bowlers are awarded some licence to restore the balance.
As for the bodyline nonsense, come off it Simon!!!
Peter, Adelaide, South Australia
In the recent 2 Test series against Australia,Muralitharan returned the less than remarkable figures of 4 wickets for 400 runs.Hardly the stuff you would expect from the world`s greatest,wouldn`t you say ?
john, Brisbane, Australia
Australian scepticism about Murali's record is not based on insularity or any sort of pro-Warne sentiment. Warne doesn't actually enjoy great personal popularity here - mainly due to all the off-field shenanigans. There's a genuine belief that Murali's action is illegal, and that the rewriting of the laws of cricket to "clear" him was a blatant political exercise, designed , in typical ICC fashion, to sweep any embarrassing issues under the carpet. Added to this, a disproportionate number of Murali's wickets have been taken on helpful subcontinental pitches against weak opposition - the current match in Kandy is a good example.
Australians are generally keen to recognise great overseas performers when they see them - hence the considerable excitement about the imminent arrival of Tendulkar on possibly his last tour.
Peter, Perth, Australia
Simon
A few comments:
1. Do us the favour of waiting until the uncouth Australians make comments before castigating us for our opinions. To attack us for a view we have not yet expressed is nonsensical. Our tabloid press will do the trick for you, whether or not the rest of the nation agrees. Then you will have some justification for your otherwise baseless attack.
2. The comparison to Bodyline in not an apt one. The outrage felt in Australia had nothing to do with Bradman, who could be relied upon to take care of himself. And did - look at his average that tour. No, the outrage was because the English - a nation that we still childishly saw as all that was good and noble and gentlemanly about sport and life, were perpetrating a vicous attack upon our team that had nothing to do with sport and everything to do with maiming them. The MCC felt this shame so acutely that they changed the laws of the game to prevent a future Jardine from besmirching England's colours.
bob, melbourne, australia
Murali is fantastic, but I think he needs a bit more variation. Drift in the air, perhaps? I don't really see him bowling like when he got 16 wickets against Eng any more.
The comparison between Warne and Murali really doesn't stick, since they're so different. My personal opinion is leggies have a better chance of getting batsmen out, so I guess Murali truimphs overall. Nevertheless, I'd pick both Warne and Murali for my all time XI (Gavaskar, B. Richards, Bradman, Viv Richards, Sobers, Lara, A. Gilchrist, Imran*, Akram, Holding, Murali ... 12th: Warne... how's that?).
Tashfeen, Vancouver, Canada,
Thanks again Simon for another Australian bashing article. Just becuase a few scribes in Australia have an issue with his action, you extrapolate this out that all of Australia has a problem with Murali, just becuase he is breaking Warne's record.
It is complete crap, as usual. More than any country, Australian's are appreciative of the best of the best and Murali is no different. My mates and I are grateful to have seen him play the way his does, wiith passion, skill and guile.
My view on the greatness of Warne verus Murali is no different to my opinion on who is better, Lara or Tendulkar? My personal opinion is Lara but it is an opinion, probably with some bias becuase of his performances against Australia. With Murali and Warne, I saw Warne more than I did Murali and I saw Warne perform agsinst all nations (except India) and I look at Murali's record agsinst Australia, which isnt great
I will be interested in seeming the reactions to Murali from the non Australian greats!
Paul Ficard, Melbourne, Victorian
I fail to understand the eternal criticism from Australian fans and media towards Murali. If his action was ever in doubt, it was meticulously tested and cleared by the ICC. Its time the old ghosts are laid to rest and let this man enjoy his glorious achievement wholeheartedly and controversy-free. Oh and by the way, at the time I am scripting this Murali has just snapped his 710th scalp. Cheers!!
Kenny Israni, Waukesha, WI, USA
if murali is compromised because of his action
how is warne not compromised for taking a diuretic
it is easy to accept he did so for his vanity
but what of more sinister reasons ?
didn't he recover very rapidly from shoulder surgery and then test positive to a masking agent
everytime someone mentions murali's action - which has been cleared- they should also add warne's drug taking for which he was found guilty and banned
sanjeev, adelaide, australia
Murali was walmly welcomed in Australia last month when Sri Lanka toured. We do recognise a gentleman when we see one. Sure, he has copped some stick in the past from the crowds, who hasn't. It's all part of the glitter and roar of the game. None but the most miserly in Australia will begrudge Murali his astounding achievement. We do love Warne, but we also acknowledge greatness in others.
While Mr Barnes is easily the best cricket writer around, his analogy to `bodyline' is misplaced. The fact is, most contemporary Australian cricket commentators revere the achievements of Jardine and Larwood. Indeed, if you explain what they accomplished to young Australian cricket fans they are likely to exclaim - That sounds like good tough cricket!
England lost 5-0 to Australia in the most recent Ashes series. It did not make for enjoyable viewing. Frankly, in Australia we wish England would bring back `bodyline'. We want another Jardine to come to Australia and give us a bloody contest.
Shane Wells, Sydney, Australia
Had Sri Lanka had as many top bowlers as Australia over the years , Murali would have had to share the spoils a bit more , just like Warne , and so would not be setting this record just yet .
Benzo, Nr Chelmsford,
I do not agree with the insinution that Australians are the ones leading the way in questioning Murali's action (which has been cleared by ICC testing). You do not have to look further than India where his harshest critic (Bishan Bedi) has come from over the last few years. The umpiring controverseris were limited to Darrel Hair aned Ross Emerson who called the game as they saw it. There was no bias toward Murali, they law was very subjective as written when it was applied.
The parallel with Bodyline is not accurate, the outrage was not all about 'The Don' but about safety and fair play. I think that you generalise too much in your comments about Australian insularity and that Australia is the only place where his action has been questioned. Personally I believe he is a fantastic cricketer and great for the game.
Steve Wall, Monterey, CA, USA
The parallel you draw between bodyline and Murali is far-fetched at best.
In 32/33, Australians cared far less for the statistics of Don Bradman than they did for the safety of their players and the so-called "spirit of the game."
Obviously, these sentiments were echoed in England because it was the England-controlled MCC that ultimately outlawed leg-theory.
As for Murali:
1. by far the most vocal critic has been an Indian not an Australian; and
2. Our previous world record holder, Dennis Lillee, was every bit as great a hero as Warne is today. When his record was broken by whoever (seriously dont know) it barely caused a ripple as, like most Australians, I understand that records are meant to be broken.
If there is to be any controversy, it will probably be caused by a journalist asking Warne his opinion
Nicholas Herps, dubai,
what everyone forgets when they say murali bowls differently under test conditions is that EVERY bowler was tested the same way... if murali bowls with less bend during the tests, well then... so do they!!! and he had a lot less of a straigtening ( 9 degrees if I remember right) than some of the "perfect" aussie bowlers like Glen McGrath who was closer to 15 degrees. So if murali bowls differently and straightens it more in a match situation, dont you think that applies to the other bowlers as well?especially the fast bowlers who put in effort balls? Another conveniently forgotten fact ( mainly by the aussies) is that the rules werent changed to accomodate murali... almost EVERY bowler( and that includes Glen McGrath, Shaun Pollock, Courtney Walsh and Michael Holding to name but a very few was found to bend it significantly DURING TEST CONDITIONS... not match conditions!!! Maybe people should start saying the rules were changed to accomodate Glen who is closer to 15 degrees, not murali
Razz, sydney, australia
Murali - better bloke
Warnie - better cricketer
Byron Cooper, London,
I agree with Ed regarding the tribal way Aussie cricketers look after their own (look at Ricky Ponting and Shane Watson) however I think concerning Murali frustration is also an issue.
The rules for determining whether you throw are based on analysis of your bowling arm off the field. The analysis is based on a seriously large assumption, that you will bowl under analysis the same way you bowl on the field. I suspect most Aussies believe that Muarli bowls differently when under analysis (whether this is true or not...). Hence the frustration at the systems inability to proverbially 'point out the bleeding obvious'.
Murali has proven himself of the highest character as a sportsman (unlike certain other spin bowlers of note). As a cricket player of 20 years myself, what I want to see is a bowler who 'bowls' like Warne, with the personal character of Murali. This hybrid IMHO is someone who deserves to be the highest test wicket taker of all time.
Shane, Sydney, Australia
BIishen Bedi is not Australian.He has said that he doesnt bowl but 'chucks' . Please dont can the Aussies .Its any easy target.The game has integrity ,uphold it and keep some of the purity .Australians like who?? Journos , ex- players, name them and we can comment from a position of strength not ignorance.Daryl Hair is an international umpire so easy to say Australians are anti Murali.
graham haupt, MELBOURNE, Australia
He's a chucker.
Bill, Sheffield,
A big here here for your comments on Jason Robinson - I watched him for many years at Wigan where he thrilled the crowd in a thrilling team and thrilling game. Genius does indeed sum it up.
Symeon Breen, Kelso, Scotland
The emblem on the shirts of the England football team should be changed from three lions to 3 tampons. To celebrate their worst period ever!
Bushman, Gaborone, Botswana
Australian fans appreciate talented sports people regardless of nationality. The lack of respect for Murali which Australians have been accused of has little to do with the Australian public and a lot to do with the weird tribal protection, above and beyong normal team loyalty, Australian cricketers have for each other. Their insecurity is confusing.
Ed, Sydney, Australia