Simon Barnes
Star musicians and your favourite Times writers at the Albert Hall
Look me in the eye and tell me: did you wish him ill? Were you actively willing Danny Cipriani to fail when he made his first start for England as fly half on Saturday? Were you hoping he would do poorly for the love you bear to Jonny Wilkinson, the World Cup-winning superstar he so shockingly replaced?
Or were you hoping he would fail because of the love you bear to the England team; because a defeat would clarify certain issues, not least that of Brian Ashton, the head coach, after this shambles of an RBS Six Nations Championship campaign?
Perhaps you didn't go as far as that. I'm not sure I did myself. But let's say that I could have taken failure in my stride. I could have coped. Ashton, by the nature of his selection, by making this solitary but earth-shattering change, would have been utterly exposed if Cipriani had messed it up. His position would have become untenable; perhaps a good thing.
But Cipriani did not fail. Perhaps he was aware of the tentative tide of ill-will flowing in his direction, but if so, it didn't seem to trouble him. Perhaps it inspired him, who's to say? You never can say for sure when it comes to the motivation for an utterly exceptional performance.
Cipriani was certainly aware of his contribution to the Six Nations so far. It can be summed up thus: a bit of a prat. He came on as a replacement against Wales and was the hapless intended receiver of Wilkinson's demented long pass as England collapsed.
Cipriani next came on as a replacement against Italy and had a kick charged down for a try as Italy gave England a serious fright. After that, he was picked to start as full back against Scotland, but was dropped because he delivered match tickets to friends in a nightclub.
All he had to do to overcome this faint but unmistakable aura of prattishness was to replace a national living treasure. He had to take over from the man who had just set a record for points scored in international rugby. A lot of problems, then; you'd have thought one or two of these might worry him.
But no. Not a bit of it. Cipriani strolled on to the field as if it were about bloody time, too. There was appetite in his stride and calmness in his face. And he proceeded to boss the game as if bossing international matches was something he had been doing all his life.
His kicking from hand was laser-guided. His place-kicking was merely perfect, seven from seven. With one of these kicks, the ball fell off the tee twice in quick succession and the referee told him to pull his finger out. Ten seconds later, he had whacked the ball over with a casual, rather stubby swing of the boot.
He ran, he passed, he marshalled the defence, all with an air not only of cool, but of command. It was a performance of quite astonishing self-confidence. There was no diffidence, no embarrassment, no feeling of deference towards his more experienced colleagues (that is to say, every England player on the pitch).
There were even elements - careful here! - of genius about the way he played. Now, we all know that the world of sport is filled with boys of the most marvellous promise who have failed to make it as men. But, on Saturday, there were movements when Cipriani looked well beyond the promising stage. I was reminded of the young George Best, the young Ian Botham: the same marrow-deep certainty that the big game was what they wanted and where they would give of their best.
Wilkinson came on as a replacement and played out of position; Cipriani stayed on as fly half and goalkicker, and continued utterly unembarrassed. It was as if taking over from one of the all-time greats was merely an inevitable chapter in the unfolding story of the life of Danny Cipriani.
This profoundly un-English lack of modesty was at the heart of it. In Cipriani, there was a total absence of all those virtues and vices of self-effacement and after-you-old-boy politeness. Not that this was a performance full of arrogance and posing: it is just that Cipriani was utterly comfortable with the idea of being centre stage and the focus of 164,000 not unhostile eyes.
It has to be said that the opposition was pretty awful. The Irish collapsed, more or less chucked it in, a strange thing for an Irish team. A better side would have exploited England's mistakes and some obvious weaknesses in selection. So let's not get carried away.
But let's not be too grudging, either. He's not Jonny, and he hasn't won a World Cup, or been part of team of utterly unstoppable world-beaters that put the fear of God into every side they played. But all the same, this was a performance of rare promise. If it is fulfilled, not just Cipriani but the entire England side will be playing with style and verve and self-certainty. What we have before us is a dizzying prospect.
Simon Barnes is the multi-award-winning chief sportswriter at The Times. He also writes a Saturday column on wildlife. His 15 books include three novels and the best-selling How To Be A Bad Birdwatcher. His latest, The Meaning of Sport, was published last autumn. He lives in Suffolk with his family and five horses
Follow our three athletes' progress in their preparations for the London Triathlon, and pick up training tips and more
Enjoy screenings of all the classic films you love, plus take advantage of two-for-one tickets
We explore leisure activities that are safe and suitable for all of the family
Times Online's new TV show helps you make the right decisions for your pet
Read our exclusive 100 Years of Fleming and Bond interactive timeline, packed with original Times articles and reviews
The latest travel news plus the best hotels and gadgets for business travellers
Shortcuts to help you find sections and articles

Find a course, arrange a game and save money


Will your team win their match this weekend?
£129,500
Bentley Edinburgh
£79,850
Mercedes-Benz of Northampton
£26,995
Unit 1, Woodfield Business Unit, Kidderminster Road, Ombersley, Worcester.
Great car insurance deals online
90k + Bonus + Options
Confidential
London
£23,716 +
Highways Agency
National
£
£43,405 - £48,228 pa
Notting Hill Housing
London
£30,000 base, £100,000 OTE
Riches Consulting
London/South
with annexe accommodation and 5.25 acres
£1,100,000
Beautiful Gardens w/ stunning Thames Views
Studios £33K, 1 Beds £60K, 2 beds £79K
Mortgages, bank acc & money transfers to help you buy abroad
Explore mystical Jordan
From £1030 for 7nts 4*
to USA's Most Cosmopolitan City; San Francisco!
£POA
Book Now for Winter 08/09 and Get 10% off!
Great travel insurance deals online
Contact our advertising team for advertising and sponsorship in Times Online, The Times and The Sunday Times. Search globrix.com to buy or rent UK property. Visit our classified services and find jobs, used cars, property or holidays. Use our dating service, read our births, marriages and deaths announcements, or place your advertisement.
Copyright 2008 Times Newspapers Ltd.
This service is provided on Times Newspapers' standard Terms and Conditions. Please read our Privacy Policy.To inquire about a licence to reproduce material from Times Online, The Times or The Sunday Times, click here.This website is published by a member of the News International Group. News International Limited, 1 Virginia St, London E98 1XY, is the holding company for the News International group and is registered in England No 81701. VAT number GB 243 8054 69.
Danny Cipriani is the reason why this country will never excel at sport. Players at even the lower levels of Rugby League have passing, tackling, handling, running, tactical, and all-round athletic skills, that he will never possess, yet they are ignored whilst someone who can kick unopposed penalties through the sticks is lauded to the skies.
As long as we ignore excellence, and elevate mediocrity we will get what we deserve.
Grant, Bicester, UK
yeah, congrats to Cipriani and England. Well rounded performance. The real star was Jamie Noon though. Ireland were rabbits-in-the-headlights material - they lack depth (no Driscoll, D'Arcy - and Trimble (lightweight) and O'Connell (understandably) not at the races) and need a new leader (Jake White please heh heh!)
Ronan, Cork, Ireland
Great game for him to start. Made him look a god with such a poor opposing team. Bit of a prat and perhaps disrespectful to rugby people with the bad language in the interview afterwards.Well done to interviewer she handled him perfectly. Never live up to Johhny. But good for English team..
Gill, Dorset
GILL pENGELLY, WIMBORNE, dORSET
I'm sure if you searched around this site you would find plenty about Wales winning the Grand Slam; so go look for it. This however, is an article about Danny Cipriani (who didn't play Wales at the weekend) hence the lack of writing concerning events in Cardiff.
David, Swindon, UK
Well done England on winning a completely meaningless match! Nothing to say on Wales winning the Grand Slam Simon? There's a surprise...
Dan, London, UK
How immature and blinkered do you think rugby supporters are? The idea that anyone would have sat there wishing failure on Cipriani purely because he was replacing Jonny is ridiculous. Those of us who watch club rugby week in week out (I rather suspect that you do not) have been extremely excited about him for months - in fact anyone who wishes England rugby well should celebrate his arrival without qualification.
And to sit there in sanctimonious judgement and brand a 20 year old with talent coming out of his ears a prat is extraordinary. I know you have a propensity to regard things purely in black and white but come on.
Having said that I agree with your point about how admirable and unEnglish it was for him to not even bat an eyelid when Jonny came on. I am not sure too many people would have been able to do that.
Stuart , London,
Nice to see the Chief Sportswriter's view on the main event of the weekend's rugby ;-)
Jeff, Cardiff,
MPR, why on earth should there be an apology to Ashton? If i'm right then I think that Simon Barnes is still saying (and I believe this too) that although Cipriani did well on Saturday, the treatment of Wilkinson by Ashton is still inexcusable. Not because Wilkinson should not have been dropped, far from it, but that there were many others who should have joined him on the sidelines after the Scotland performance. Dropping Wilkinson alone points the finger at him solely for the loss, which is disgusting and weak.
Ashton clearly has issues with people like Lewsey, and how on earth is Balshaw continuing to get in the team? This prefereential treatment should have no place in a national team, and for me - who was a big fan of Ashton - he has lost all credibility. Cipriani played very well, but that is not really the point is it.......?
John B, Luxembourg, Luxembourg
I notice there is no apolgy to Brian Ashton from Simon Barnes, for comparing him to Steve McLaren. Ashton has led England to second place in his past two tournaments. McLaren didn't even qualify.
All of Ashton's selection decisions were vindicated. The reason Ireland capitulated, after a promising start, is that England's defence ground them into submission. Ireland are still a side of top class players, but both teams have been lacking confidence. England overcame that yesterday and played with passion and invention. Ashton should be congratulated for at least part of that.
MPR, London, UK
Jonny and Danny side by side on the pitch - ah good times! To have that choice for fly half? What a luxury!! Best of both worlds.
Lily, London,