Simon Barnes
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I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the masochism tango.
Tom Lehrer
The comic element of the Max Mosley business is irresistible. It is pure 'Allo 'Allo, mixing Herr Flick of the Gestapo with Colonel Von Strohm and his lust for Yvette with her egg-whisk and wet celery. It's less amusing for Mosley, of course: he is likely to lose his job as president of the FIA, making the rules for world motor sport.
The allegations that he took part in a sado-masochistic orgy with five prostitutes, and the further allegations - which Mosley has denied - that the performance involved dressing up as Nazis and Jewish prisoners are not without their horrifying element. All the same, it is hard to put your finger on what Mosley has done wrong.
Done wrong, as in acted immorally. Most of us find what he has done disgusting. But there is a difference between disgusting and immoral, and it's a distinction worth holding on to.
For if we assume that the allegations are true, and the prostitutes were free agents, we have a crime without a victim. Which makes it no crime at all, merely disgusting behaviour. You could, I suppose, take a harder moral line, from a feminist or religious viewpoint, and say that any form of transaction with prostitutes is immoral, but that's not what the fuss is about. It's not about a few quid for the loan of a body, but a fantastic perverted orgy.
Some have condemned Mosley on the grounds that his alleged behaviour was anti-Semitic, an insult to those who died in the Holocaust and so forth. But insult is a public act; this was merely a private depravity. The fact that it was peeped doesn't put it into the public domain. It appears to demonstrate that Mosley has a sexuality abhorrent to many of us, but that's not racism.
His father is the problem here, of course. Sir Oswald Mosley was the leader of the British Union of Fascists and a professional Jew-hater. His politics were immoral and disgusting. But we're not talking about him, we're talking about his son. If we were all punished for the sins of our fathers we'd all have a pretty thin time of it, though not so bad as our sons.
Perhaps Mosley behaved immorally by deceiving people close to him. But public figures are not sacked for telling lies to their wives. If Mosley is forced to resign, it will not be because he has behaved immorally, it will be because his private amusements disgust people. It will be because car manufacturers are afraid that their association with a disgusting person will affect car sales. That is a commercial, not a moral, stance.
Sport is littered with incidents in which scandal is compounded by the confusion between immoral and disgusting. Hansie Cronje, the South Africa cricket captain, was involved in match-fixing. He was a liar, a hypocrite, a fraud, a man who preyed on the vulnerable. His actions were clearly immoral and had many victims, including us, the people who follow sport.
His deeds also disgusted us. He was destroying something we thought important: that is to say, the beauty and purity of cricket. Cronje would not have been hated had he merely pulled off a fraud on a bank, but our moral judgments were coloured by disgust.
The regular tales of the sexual misbehaviour of footballers always get a hot response. It goes beyond prurience. Non-consensual sex is clearly immoral, but the stories of the involvement of footballers seem much worse than the sexual crimes of others. That is because footballers are rich; their apparent assumption that money permits different moral standards from the rest of us is something we find genuinely disgusting.
Glenn Hoddle lost his job as coach of the England football team because his beliefs disgusted us. In one of the most curious sporting incidents of recent years, Hoddle was sacked for heresy. He said that he believed that the sufferings of disabled people were a punishment visited on them for the sins of a previous life.
Had an Indian cricketer expounded the doctrine of karma, we would not have been disgusted. If Monty Panesar chose to explain the central concepts of Sikhism and the notion of reincarnation, we would not be disgusted. But Hoddle was coach of the England football team and, in this context, his views were not only inappropriate, but were also disgusting.
Hoddle was a wonderfully gifted athlete, utterly exceptional. Had he been especially good in a previous life, to earn such a body and such control over it? This was not a comfortable issue. Hoddle had to go, not because he was immoral, but because we found his sincerely held views disgusting in a person who held such an office.
Drugs remains one of the biggest, if not the biggest, moral issue in sport. Drugs raise passions: there is always fierce, uncompromising, vindictive condemnation of those who get caught. Athletes, officials and journalists compete as to who can say the worst things about convicted drugs cheats. Nothing is too bad for them.
The taking of drugs in sport is immoral because it is against the rules. It is stealing an advantage. It is cheating your fellow competitors; it is also cheating us, the viewers, the paymasters, because we have a strong preference for honest competition.
But that doesn't explain the virulence of our dislike of drugs cheats. That comes because the use of performance-enhancing drugs is not only immoral, it is also disgusting. Ben Johnson says it all: not so much a body as a human-tissue culture, a living Petri dish dedicated to the growth of muscle. And when he got down on the blocks that epochal day at the Seoul Olympic Games of 1988, his eyes were shining yellow.
In his efforts to become superhuman, Johnson had become less than human. What he had done to himself was horrific. It was something that made us profoundly uncomfortable. The fastest man in the history of the world was disgusting. The greatest champion in sport was disgusting. So that, then, was the ultimate achievement of sport: to produce something that disgusted us. No wonder that it is one of the milestone events in the turbulent history of sport.
Johnson was a cheat, but we are not revolted by everyone in sport who cheats. We don't condemn Michael Owen when he dives to win a penalty for England. It's not cheating in itself that offends us, for that is merely immoral. Rather, it is the fact that drug taking disgusts us.
Mosley hasn't behaved in an immoral fashion. He has merely behaved in a manner we consider disgusting and has been found out. The moral, in so far as it can be called a moral, is that it is easier to forgive people for being immoral than for being disgusting.

Simon Barnes is the multi-award-winning chief sportswriter at The Times. He also writes a Saturday column on wildlife. His 15 books include three novels and the best-selling How To Be A Bad Birdwatcher. His latest, The Meaning of Sport, was published last autumn. He lives in Suffolk with his family and five horses
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I very much agree with Johnty Lyons, and, though Gorman's reasoning may seem to be completely logic, Max Mosley has brought, often with Bernie Ecclestone, but not always, so many important positive changes to the automobile sport in the world and the formule one especially, that "the real crime" would be obliging him to resign from the FIA. The only victim here is probably Mrs Jean Mosley. To Max Mosley; keep tough, like you have done for over 30 years!
Alex Hinsen, Rome, Italy
I am just surprised that anyone expects any better of anyone these days. We have been and continue to be conditioned into excusing any such behaviour, no matter how abhorrent as 'private' and none of our business.
And as the sporting, business, political and religious worlds go to hell in a handbasket, at least we know now, that it is none of our business.
You really have to wonder where it will end. Oh no, wait, that would be to have a moral viewpoint which as we all now know, is Wrong.
Paul M, Puerto del Rosario, Spain
"Mosley has merely behaved in a manner we consider disgusting". Yes, probably that should be enough for him to have to resign. However, the real truth is that he should have to resign because he was caught. We all have our skeletons and they must remain - in the cupboard.
Marc, Paris, France
Inspecting lice in a prison setting (with German prostitutes no less) is strictly Nazi concentration camp. The hitch is buying women commercially for the purposes of beating & humiliating them in sex orgies is NOT fantasy. That's real life. If it were ANY other profession Mosley would have been indicted. Millions of children & young women are trafficked--sold, kidnapped or coerced--worldwide for the purposes of $$ sex. Most prostitutes are victims of abuse, poverty, drugs & pimps. Barnes laments sports cheats as "immoral" who "prey on the vulnerable" robbing them of $$--while he dismisses as negligible (merely "disgusting") husbands who cheat on wives exposing them to health risks while exploiting other men's daughter's as throwaway garbage. (Even when Johns use condoms that won't eliminate the risk of HIV & won't prevent all SDTs. Example: cervical cancer/herpies).
"Immoral" ISN'T confined to robbing people of $$.
If preying on the vulnerable is immoral--than Mosely IS immoral
cathy hansen, ruckersville, virginia, USA
I wonder whether this author will be equally magnamous about such an insidious act if one of the five females in this act happened to be one of his immediate family members, his wife perhaps.
Raj, Coimbatore, India
As a Christian I find what Max has done Disgusting and I deplore it.
However it appears In Law that he may not have committed a crime.
I therefore, disgusted as I am have no right to force my views on him or others..
IMHO far to many Christian folk to-day do their cause more harm by forcing their views on Non Christians. So if Max wants do be disgusting thats his choice He will have to face up to the consequences it's not our responsibility to judge him.
Johnty Lyons, Newtownards, Co Down N.Ireland
For any senior figure figure, personal behaviour of this nature, once made public is an embarrassment to the organisation and therefore inappropriate. There exist a responsibility to present the sport and its supporters in the best possible light at all times. The issue of morality is irrelevant. The only honorable course for Max is to step down and hope he is not marked out for rediculous immortality----see Kundera.
Knight, Tokyo, Japan
Measured and insightful as ever.
Merci
jody McStravick, Viroflay, France
Simon,
Max Mosley is President of a international organisation, as has been pointed out, a position of trust, he has to lead by example in public and private life. it cannot be compromised.
If he cannot, lead by example, he should not be in that position, he is compromised and has to resign, impaired judgement.
I believe it is immoral, he should not have stood for President if he could not maintain a high standard of integrity. He has been found out, fall on your sword Max.
A E Willis, London, UK
Do you really believe that car sales could be affected and that is the basis of the car manufacturers assault on Mosley - of course not.
No one going into a Merc or BMW showroom today would think twice about Mosley's bizzare sexual behaviour as part of their decision making process.
Joe, Reading,
He is MARRIED! Is that part not IMMORAL!
stuart blemcn, los angeles, ca
I think you presume too much in your estimation of 'our' attitude to Hoddle's beliefs. As an atheist I don't find his views particularly repugnant, but merely as barmy as the views of the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Chief Rabbi and so on. What was repugnant was the sanctimonious self-righteousness of those who criticised him coupled with the implicit racism that such criticism involved. As you pointed out, had he not been white his bonkers views would not have mattered a jot. The self-righteous were too busy fighting over the 'moral' high ground to even begin to see the hypocrisy of their own words.
P A K, Cambridge,
Me thinks the man doth protest too much.
What goes on behind closed doors and in mutual consent, whilst not to everyones liking, is a private matter. I think Mr Barnes should drop the use of "we" and change it to "I" - you, sir, cannot speak on my behalf on this or any other matter.
Will, Vienna, Austria
The issue here surely is not so much how we view Mosley's antics but how we view teh proposition on whether he should be dropped by F1. Are they "right" to do so?
My line on this is that they are at liberytto take a firm view on this. They are the custodians (certainly the financial custodians; less certainly the moral ones) of F1 and if they feel that Mosley's actions have, and will contiune to, damage the sport - and in effect the incomes and livelihood of their stakeholders -then they are perfectly entitled to proceed on the grounds of the "greatest happiness of the greatest number".
Indeed it is their moral obligation to do so.
John Bateman, London,
The issue here, with Max Mosley, is that he sits in a position of trust - where he is continually expected to exercise good judgement, demonstrate impeccable fairness, practise good management, show strong leadership and act as a worldwde ambassador.
He has not denied that he was the person in the video and the subject of the newspaper article (however it came to be "exposing" him!). I would suggest that he has clearly demonstrated a failure to act in a manner appropriate to his position. I question whether anyone in a similar position would be allowed by his organisation to remain in that capacity. It seems inevitable that he can no longer continue to perform his duties satisfactorily, as nobody will have confidence in his ability to fairly and impartially exercise sound judgement.
The time has surely come for him to resign as a matter of urgency - before he inflicts any more damage on the sport and industry he represents.
Paul, Birmingham, UK
It`s none of our dammed business what he gets up to behind closed doors. Quid pro quo, can we expect this newspaper to grant Mr Mosley an opertunity to reveal the sexual habits of Simon Barnes ? ..surely not..
Stuart Andrews, Auckland, New Zealand
Mosley, as any of us, should have his private life respected. That's a fact.
Whatever his fantasies are, we should not comment on them.
But what is shocking here is that they were prostitutes. Had they been consenting adults, then it would have been a completely different story.
Unfortunately, anyone who understands how painful it is to sell your body, how low you have to be to come to such denial of your own honour/self-esteem, will understand that Mr Mosley's behaviour is simply unacceptable.
I'm not saying that all prostitutes are unhappy. Some of them are probably enjoying it. But being a client, hence encouraging this, is just unacceptable.
Nicolas, London,
Anti-Semitism does not have to be public to be anti-Semitism, just as racist behaviour doesn't have to be public to be racist. IF the Camp inmate angle is a correct (or at least valid) interpretation, then the conclusion as to the at least part of the essential nature of the person follows on from that. this isn't about hookers and dressing up and whatnot. It's about the apparent display of an inherent quality intrinsic to the person. the fact that he apparently likes S&M with Hookers isn't why he should resign. It's the fact that it appears to have exposed his opinions about a particular group of people. that's a viewpoint not compatible with the office he holds.
David, Oxford,
I was looking forward to your views on this issue Simon, and as usual you have written with humanity and perception. I would take issue with one thing though - Glenn Hoddle would probably have survived the disability comments if it weren't for the fact that his team were falling apart and he had already blotted his copybook with his dubious man-management, the faith-healer stuff and so on.
But you are absolutely right that if Mosley goes, it will be a commercial decision dressed up with the hypocrasy of a 'moral stance' - now that really is disgusting.
Chris, Amsterdam, The Netherlands
There exists a public behaviour and a personal one everybody accepts, and something like a moral above them. The public behaviour requires certain skills and exploits, the per-sonal behaviour requires and involves, sometimes, completely different skills and attitudes. The public behaviour involves a form of relationship in which the fantasy is, or ought be, left out. The personal behaviour is the one in which fantasy expresses itself more, particu-larly, of course, in the sexual sphere. This means we are split people, always. Thinking that rich people, or famous people, or people who have important social engagements, will be-have in a totally different way, is naïve. Why should they do it? But we feel the need they behave in a different way. We. To me, it is not a matter of immoral or disgusting, not only at least: it is a matter of what we want to believe in. And we want to believe in something we know to be, inside us, quite impossible: being not split.
Renato Riccardi, Palermo, Iyaly
Sorry Simon its unacceptable. The camp inmate angle and the undoubted views of the father are a factor. His politics are clearly his own as is his view on his fathers politics but facism and race related views cast a long shadow . However when we see the FIA's lukewarm reaction to what we saw in Spain recently you have got to wonder if his carefully hidden private views do impact on the FIA and its decisions. Can he be an objective, dispassionate President not influenced by unsavoury views and politics?
The fact he offers an excuse that he spoke in German 'because a couple of the ladies were German' (despite their complaints that they couldn't understand him) is as cowardly and pathetic as the man himself, as is the lawsuit that he can afford to try as a publicity stunt.
Bye bye Max, F1 will be a better run organisation without you. I only hope Bernie will soon follow as F1 recently has appeared to be an organisation that is run like a petty fiefdom to swell the ego of its leaders.
Christian, Blackpool,